Chicago: The Eponymous Thread

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Oh yeah!! I sat across from a group of three cute people on a Greenpoint bus one day, I remembered because the girl had very funky glasses. Months later, I went to a friend-of-a-friend's house party and THEY ALL CAME. I actually got drunk and introduced myself as someone who'd sat across from them months before. I think they were a little freaked out.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't kill me but I have to bail on Wednesday night trivia. I know, I know it was my idea but now many of you have met not only the Lovely Leslie (Jesse wants to marry her) but also my professor I figure you'll be okay on your own. My week has gone from kind of busy but doable to "HOLY SHIT I AM GOING TO FUCKING DIE BEFORE THURSDAY" in about... three hours.

Kels, congrats on the triathlon! You are a ROCK STAR!

xp I generally avoid making train friends (You are all falling over in surprise, I am sure, given my proclivities to make all sorts of inappropriate friends in many circumstances) because public transpo time is MY time. I usually resent seeing acquaintances that I feel compelled to chat with during my ride. I'm usually pretty excited to see real friends, though, since one of my favorite ways to spend ME time is with my amigas.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not my way to talk to strangers either. I was just wondering if this had happened to anyone and if they talked to the person. I tend to remember/notice people way more than I own up to, so it's better to keep quiet because usually I don't want to talk to anyone either.

When I was at the bus stop in DC it was mostly because this girl was super chatty and I didn't really have a choice but to jib jab with her.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm hmm Kels, maybe with a stationary bike...?

Chicago: Hi Dere Cuet Indian Girl @ Logan Square Stop

I don't talk to strangers much but I don't regret it when I do, except sometimes when they're schizophrenic.

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

She even invited me over once. I felt really weird. One time I met this strange old lady at a thrift store in Cleveland and she invited me to come along with her to some other thrift stores, so I drove her around and we shopped. We wound up in her basement apartment and I got the willies, made up an excuse and left.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - Or drunk, racist, anti-Semetic, stinky union electricians?

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I make fast friends in situations that aren't quite public are therefore pre-screened (classes, workshops, etc.), mostly because it's easy to find something in common to talk about.

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Lovely Leslie (Jesse wants to marry her) but also my professor I figure you'll be okay on your own

Wait, I thought Leslie WAS your professor...?

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't talk to strangers much but I don't regret it when I do, except sometimes when they're schizophrenic.

This is just like the guy who cornered me when I was waiting for K@tie to get her taco before heading into the Green Mill the other night. Biiiiiig mistake making eye contact with him.

I do recognize people all the damn time too, and it weirds me out - kind of in the same way going back home and seeing random people I know (but don't KNOW) walking down the street weirds me out. I have gotten too used to the thin veneer of anonymity that Chicago provides.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

There is a guy I see on the train, probably at least 3 times a week. He has glasses and hair that sort of make him look like Where's Waldo. I probably see a lot of the same people everyday, but he's the one that is most noticeable. I would probably never talk to him.

Jeff... (Jeff...), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

No, Leslie is my classmate who drinks wine out of a travel mug during class. My professor is the hummingbird-like lady who came out for drinks last Thursday after finishing her night class!

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh. Who is doing trivia then? Both of them?

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't met either of them, so I don't know how this is going to work.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's how it works:

Leslie is going to be asking the questions. She is a live question asker. Prof. is going to be on a team answering questions. She will probably be on a team w/ Nora, whom you all have met. This means that ILX is free to form its own team, show up, register said team, and then compete against Prof. and Nora's team for the grand prize which is like beer or something. I don't know. Leslie has nothing to do with the teams because she is asking questions.

Capiche?

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I talked with a homeless guy from Texas the other day on the blue line. He told me not to waste my time supporting Barack Obama, because he is Muslim. He thinks Hillary is going to win. He was generally interesting, but I didn't initiate the conversation.

Jeff... (Jeff...), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, thanks, Jewnifer!

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I find something about surreptitious drinking in class strangely attractive.

\louisjagger

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I still don't know exactly who or what Louis Jagger is, but I would be lying if I said that her surreptitious in-class drinking wasn't part of what made me decide I should be her friend. Well, that and a shared love for labor law and the fact that we have a shit ton of classes together this semester. By which I mean "two."

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I would be angry if I smelled one of my students drinking during class. I might even send him/her home. /grouchy old teacher

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

The LJ reference was a comment on my own crepe-ing out, nothing more.

And yeah, if I was teaching, I'd be pissed too. I'd probably be pissed if I knew/liked the teacher, too. But since I'm completely removed, it's kind bad-ass.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I can see that. She's pretty low key about it when she does it, but there is an inherent "you are boring so I will drink to deal with it" message there. I've had a couple of beers before class when I've gone to lunch with someone before hand but I figure that I am 34 and allowed to do that as long as I'm not an asshole about it. I couldn't drink during class, though, because I'd have to pee too much. And usually if I get to feeling like I'd like to drink during class, I just skip and go take a nap.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, and I know I'm biased and somewhat prudish about that kind of thing.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"Your honor, it's not like I was being an asshole about it."

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, if Jenny's out, who wants to be on a trivia team with me and Dan for Wednesday? Nick, are you still interested?

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Excellent argument, Mr. Z! Case dismissed.

Amander, you're not prudish. If I were teaching students under, say, 25 I would have a shit fit if I found out they were drinking during my class. Similarly, there was a whole cadre of ding dong frat boys who would come to class reeking like booze, sit in the back of the room, and whisper all through class my first year and they made me FURIOUS.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

The collective noun for ding dongs is "cadre."

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the word "cadre."

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

It's maybe not as cool as "phalanx," but it blends in better.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I know it sounds like I am taking one position on something (drinking in class) and then totally changing my position depending on someone else's opinion (Teacher Amanda's) and that's because that is exactly what I'm doing. I did this the other day when I starte railing on people who wear sweatpants to class and the person I was talking to was like, "I wear sweatpants all the time!" and my response was, "Well, that's different!" and I was being totally honest. It was different because I like this person so there is an exception to my opinions special for her. (And any of you who want to wear sweatpants to class and drink in class OR get angry at people who drink in class.)

I'm coming to realize that's just the way I roll, opinion-wise.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate X except when Friend Y does it, in which case it's totally acceptable.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even think I could pronounce "phalanx" without sounding like I had a mouthfull of novacaine.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

hey chicago folks.

do you have any recommendations of good venues my band might be able to get a gig in chicago. i've heard it's really tough to get into the "cool" venues, so any advice would be much appreciated. thx.

just m@tt he1g3s0n (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

We should follow up last summer's all-shorts karaoke night with an all-sweatpants karaoke night.

Matt - try South Union Arts (as long as you're not a straight-up rock band).

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a pair of sweatpants I have never worn. I guess I am saving them for the right occasion. With all of you.

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Shorts! That's another excellent example.

I do have a pair of sweat pants. They say DePaul on them and I wear them all the time but only around the house and to Jewel.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I have LPs (leisure pants) but they are not gathered-at-the-ankle sweatpants.

ALTHOUGH I must tell you that in college I had a huge crush on this obviously ballsy dude who would wear the same sweatpants and Public Enemy t-shirt to breakfast every single day. He swaggered mightily and didn't give a single goddamn shit what he was wearing. He was cute and I invited him (anonymously) to a party once. The story will end there.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

NOTE: I do not mean he had giant balls -- just that he boldly wore the same sweatpants every day, which takes confidence, which is appealing.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt - try South Union Arts (as long as you're not a straight-up rock band).

hmm....we're pretty "regular" like post punk/new wavish...is that more an art space/noise/improv dealy?

just m@tt he1g3s0n (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Leisure pants! I refer to mine as "house pants." My DP sweatpants are the modern kind that are really just flappy-legged yoga pants made out of sweatpants material. I have... gawd, like eight pairs of house pants? Only that one pair could be considered sweatpants, though.

If I spent that much time schlepping around the house to need eight pairs of house pants, why do I feel so stressed out, I ask you?

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

That is possibly the most boring and pointless thing I have ever posted on ILX. GO ME.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I have all my windows open, and the wind is whipping through here, clearing out weeks of staleness with its balmy 42 degrees.

teasing your poultry (kenan), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt - it's kind of arty (Tim Kinsella and the like play there).

Maybe Beat Kitchen or Subterranean? I get the feeling that no one randomly checks out shows here at most bars, so it's hard to know where to play and get an audience.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I prefer "house trousers".

Jeff... (Jeff...), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

The Mutiny

Jeff... (Jeff...), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"house trou" (pronounced like hausfrau)

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

teasing your poultry (kenan), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt H -- what dates are you looking at? Would you be able to guarantee any draw? There are some "name" clubs that MoN might be able to get into (and I might be able to inquire about), but if you're just looking for a place to play on an off-night, a non-traditional venue might be just as good (if not better) in terms of a built-in crowd.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS I just spelled "Illinois" wrong on the envelope in which I intended to send my bar application crapola.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

From the anals of funny law review article titles:

OUR NATION'S FORGOTTEN WORKERS: THE UNPROTECTED VOLUNTEERS.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

haha anals

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link


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