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next time DM

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hey Ally, at Tower today I got "Fierce Freestyle Classics: The Collection", a 61-track 3-disc set mixed by THE MIXTRESS. Came out to like $10. There was another copy there.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

61 Freestyle Classics >>>>> 69 Love Songs

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

That seems like a completely OTM statement, without having listened to these Fierce Freestyle Classics yet. Where the hell is the Tower? The one in Foggy Bottom?? That is still open?

We should go to the gay bar around the way from the Bricknothavingbeerskellar. It always looks very inviting, with the firey bits and all.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's also right by Cafe Japone so, hey, if it sucks, karaoke time.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Dragon Quest XI will be exclusive to the Nintendo DS, guys.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

but hey, if it sucks, karaoke time.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

people on DC thread need to discover instant messenger
-- obi strip (mikeoptin...), December 12th, 2006.

OH NO HE DIDNT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

But hey karaoke sucks, so let's drink beer and play Tony Hawk

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

sanskrit is one of the lamest noize board denizens, why u pay attention MW.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Tony Hawk kind of sucks, guys.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

only until the end of the year then like a new leaf i spring forward like a butterfly. . .Jesus AM I GAY????

TONY HAWK RULES YOU LIAR

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you guys been in the downstairs back room of Japone? It's kind of a freakish coke grotto.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry, I meant to say Tony Hawk is not "lame" in a way that is "fun" ;_1

xpost Brian that is all of Cafe Japone

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

true

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

many handsome bruthas in the upstairs of The Fireplace

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

this week, oy

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Things you notice when you come to work at 6:35 am.

1. Buildings where the lights and the escalators are apparently never turned off, because you can see that they are active, but the doors are locked and nobody is inside yet (this is the 555 12th St office building containing the Barnes & Noble + ESPNZone downtown, I use it as a shortcut most mornings)

2. No traffic. No tourists. Barely any people at all. No sunshine, nothing. I like it.

3. So why the fuck are there still so many people on the train?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Also:

SavetheInternet.com has booked the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis to party for the future of the Internet.

What: SavetheInternet.com's Party for the Future
When: January 11, from 9 p.m. until closing
Where: Gibson Guitar Factory, Memphis (Map)
Who: SavetheInternet.com Coalition
How Much: See below

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

plus HOUSE MD is totally Murder, She Wrote with a crazy asshole opiate addict in place of a sweet old lady. Also at least Jessica Fletcher had to travel different places to encounter different insanely convoluted mysteries, whereas House would have us believe there is this one hospital that the entirety of the American healthcare system sends all their cryptopathology cases to.

"Ma'am, I have no fuckin' idea what is wrong with you, I mean, obviously a LOT of things are wrong with you, but twenty years of residency and I'm just like damn. We're going to put you on a helicopter to Teeveeland Presbyterian, they have this huge prick who can figure out anything, you just have to put up with being called a moron every three minutes."

AND, to top it off, last night, what is the deal with that cop and what kind of Total Information Awareness shit is he keyed into that he knows about bad scrips being picked up within 24 hours? This guy doesn't need to be busting jerk doctors, he needs his own show where he pulls passive-aggressive hardass shit on seditionist counterfeiters and international terror masterminds as a loose cannon who works for the Secret Service.

Any Tuesday Night Takedowns to report?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

People on the subway at 6:00am - cleaners, prep cooks, dishwashers, warehouse guys

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Subway demographics become progressively wealthier as the morning wears on and start declining to a plateau around 10:30 or so

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I get the subway at 630am. I get a seat:)

Longcat, is it really that long? I saw the original pic and if i do that to my cat, he is also long

Yoopers, it sounds interesting.

Talking of which, this map is awesome

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County.jpg

― Danny Beltway (hb262), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

My favorite thing about that map is that it accurately portrays the Southeast as a bitter game of monopoly between "Americans" and black people

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

plus HOUSE MD is totally Murder, She Wrote with a crazy asshole opiate addict in place of a sweet old lady.

OTM

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

cleaners, prep cooks, dishwashers, warehouse guys

No, this is DC. If those folks bother to ride the subway they ride it even earlier. Just about everybody on my line was more dressed up than me (not saying much)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

no tuesday night takedowns to report here, tho cnn's senior pentagon correspondent basically wanted to kick my ass for various crimes against tv journalism

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hot

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

feds be on the subway early - flex schedules = "OMG I am so awesome I can leave at 2pm and take the Metro back to Springfield and not have any traffic as I drive another 40 miles back home to Spotsylvania County"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

who the hell is danny beltway?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/12/danny%20devito%20drunk%20view.jpg

???

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1107.jpg

???

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually Brian those feds on flex schedules just leave at 2 or 3pm whether they get in early or not. Why bother actually showing up when nobody else is around to say you didn't, besides a couple of contractors?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

'BOT speaks truth.

Also, I think my appendix just burst.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jakehowlett.com/tuckshop/wrappers/sweets/fruits/starburst-joosters.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

plz expand on desired ass kicking, alex

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is Danny Glover in boxerz

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/135/321328373_198548aa62_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

note "order prints" button on Flickr page.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

you know how we run the thing where people send in occasionally made-up and nearly always exaggerated sightings of not-quite-famous people? one of them was him, once, and it implied that he went home with some chick who wasn't his wife.

he had a lengthy explanation, and i neglected to point out that i wasn't his wife either, so why do i give a shit.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, linking the Onion is so last week but this is funnys

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that is kind of sub-MAD (Cracked) magazine level of funny, mr. que. what do I pay you people for?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

You haven't paid me IN YEARS! ALL YOUR CHECKS HAVE BOUNCED, Dr.HUMOR

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I bank with Nerf

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

what does does this "Met Ro" in D.C. open its gates to the public, Tom?

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I asked google and it said 5am weekdays, 7am weekends

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I love how we all watch House now

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, who is danny? from frostburg? I like frostburg, it's a cute little college town.. and then again, what I just thought of was a close friend in high school living there with a bunch of drug dealers

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't watch House! it's the same thing every week! house takes drugs, behaves like a know it all prick, breaks rules, solves case. it's unbearable. I'm still watching Wire reruns, I should just buy the whole series on DVD.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

last night i drank a bottle of wine, ate ethiopian food, did laundry and played guitar. today i feel AWESOME, for reals.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

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