i laft
― lxy, Saturday, 20 December 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
boss: "my friend claude, he's this serial seducer. he can't help it. he knocked up this girl one time, talked her into getting an abortion. i call him every father's day and give him shit."
― jergins, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
me: "Gahh, the soda bottle, I can't open it. Man it's stuck tight."megan: "sorry, that was me."me: "kegels paying off?"
― jergins, Friday, 14 August 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link