drunk texting

not drunk but EB is too great not to quote:

me: theres a man on the bus with 2 boxes of franzia wine. stocking up on the good stuff!
me: girl next to me has a whole xmas dinnner in a styrofoam box, sent by her mom from nebraska.
EB: sounds like you guys are all set if you get stuck in the snow.

later:

EB: i think we are in end times, lxy. get your Left Behind books and find out what to do!
me: ha! i think its too late for us so get ready to party!
EB: Woo hoo
EB: Satan, here we come! with two boxes of franzia, a carton of smokes and Xmas dinner in a box.

Not nearly enough of this happening.

tza you still need to send them our drunk postcard

i got mine today step, thanks very much!!

It was more of a hangover postcard

Jan 1, 2009 4:14:14 AM
max: lghgjfjfjuskawlepdjdndbdbebrb

i sent a lot of those last night

glad i just switched to the 400 msg/month plan

i decided to check my usage and realized i'm glad i have the 1000 msg/month plan because i've already used over 500?

it was a good month for drunk texts.

"quin the emd"

lingbert, i respect you a great deal for not posting here the text i sent you (not drunk, even worse).

post it lingbert

uh oh

well, since you mentioned the fact that it happened at all, you obviously must want people to know about it. okay.

so apparently smoove thought she was texting her boyfriend, but instead she sent it to me. it said:

honey, i just let go the nastiest fart and it reminded me of you

true love right there, folks.

lols

it was more embarrassing than that. but thanks for trying, lingbert. i just wanted to publicly express my gratitude for your discretion.

lingbert is so discrete

now i am v v curious!

it was actually less embarassing than that! it really wasn't that bad at all.

but i think you're discrete too, smoove ;-))))))))

well, i was mortified (and no, it wasn't anything sexually explicit - just v v sentimental). and yes i'm wellknown for being discrete

(except about sappy texting, obv)

i WILL however post lingy's reply text to my accidental text:

LOL LOVE U 2 BABYCAKES, YOUR [insert pet name for bf] FOR LYFE

(i may be paraphrasing)

guys the word is discreet, i was making a joke about how individually distinct lingbert is

i know, harbl! it was funny ;)

well jeez, smoove, i was trying to be a Man and protect your Honor by not telling the Real Story, but since you keep bringing it up, you OBVIOUSLY want people to know what it said.

here is the text she sent me, verbatim:

jordo-baby, i just did a shart in my knickers, and it felt like us

harbl i think you are a cingular person

i see her more as a sprint

the girl is off-brand bodega pay as you go if i ever met one

a lot of people say that about me

harbl is at&t--ass, titties, and more titties, am i rite?!?!?!

no pappawheelie

no, not rite

lol another dirty picture message from jerginsister lol

my phone company emailed to say i might want to consider changing my account because of the high number of texts i send

A New Photo/Video Message. Click Go/View to see now

from cpet. not clicking.

it's a rabbit fucking a chicken

haha happy easter

it's where eggs come from suposably

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