Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

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xpost to Nabisco -- you can look at the Jack Black gif at work, no worries. It's not exactly sexy, but it's got nothing on tubgirl. Don't listen to these hyperbole-spouting haters.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

2nd worst thing? What's 1st?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"mouth"

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha "OR SOMETHING"

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Yeah, how th' fuck do you kiss?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

its the scene from HF where JB is making love to an imaginary woman. he is fully clothed. its his movements and facial expressions that make it repulsive.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Like I said, I didn't get a close look. I only looked at the GIS snapshot screen, I didn't click on the whole thing. It looks like cheese is coming out of her mouth and ass or something.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Que I was thinking the first-most would be Goatse, which you may also be blissfully unaware of. But I'd rather this didn't turn into a debate, because I don't want to spend the afternoon thinking over the finer points of Goatse (pros: bad photo, extreme closeup, hard to wrap your mind around exactly what's going on at first glance -- cons: bad-photo in the horrible basement wrongness way, combines icky porn vibe with horrible medical photo vibe) versus Tubgirl (pros: unreal radioactive orange of spume makes it look a bit like a cartoon, way closer to hilarious novelty value -- cons: is clearly porn, as opposed to Goatse which is clearly gross-out novelty, and could even be claimed as work research, if you happen to be some sort of crypto-proctologist), besides which I'm pretty sure we've already had a thread on this issue.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

eat dinner before you check out TG.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl is much worse than goatse.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the OG tubgirls is ass. but i think there are other "tributes" to tubgirl that have oral vomiting.

lol "oral vomiting".

also on the GIS to-do list:

-lemonparty
-goatse

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I think if tubgirl is "clearly" porn, goatse has just as much claim to jerk-off value.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I looked on the Google cache and yes, we HAVE had a "Tubgirl vs Goatse" thread.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

swollentip.com

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco, i hardly know you, but its posts like that that make you a strong candidate for My Favorite ILXor.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

CHEESE!?!?!?!?

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_site

xp: lol

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan I think I mean that Tubgirl was clearly originally conceived as pornography, like with a lighting budget and everything, whereas Goatse remains a lone crank (or two? never before I have I so hoped any camera had a timer) taking legendary pictures of his own anatomy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that wikipedia article explains things pretty well and has lead me to the decision not to GIS goatse

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost I know, but wouldn't he have meant it to be hot, albeit to a very small group of... um... assmen? Surely it's sexual in nature by someone's definition.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish this werent the exelsior thread so that i could excelsior that last post, Mr. Que.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

from the wikipedia entry:

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts. In those images, the man used dildos and butt plugs to stretch his anus. The images were located by Stile Project and are also available from the "Contrib" section of the goatse.cx website under the filename gap.zip. hello.jpg is the third file in the archive, gap3.jpg.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i still haven't seen tubgirl, and have no desire to.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan, just because a man takes a photograph of his wide open gaping asshole, it doesn't neccessarily mean that the man's intent is to sexually stimulate the observer. Some would argue that the intent could be quite the opposite!

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've seen Goatse, and I can handle Goatse. But I've accidentally seen Tubgirl two or three times, and each time I violently turned away from the image so quickly that I'm not quite sure what's even going on, but nor am I exactly eager to find out.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"crypto-proctologist" made me roffle

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

nope
nope
no
nope
nope
heck no
nope
nope
nope
oh that one's nice!
nope
nope
nope
nope
decent
nope
nope
oh god no
nope
nope
nope
maybe
nope
nope
nope
uhuh
nope
nope
nope
nope
save that for the xmas card
nope
nope
no
nope
no
no
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

jon you obv. prefer your asshole porn fluid-free.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just talking about butt stretching in general.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

eels

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Tubgirl's saving grace in terms of lookability is the vivid orange color. If that were brown we'd have problems.

We should stop talking about this and let the excelsioration be.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

grbchv just made me roffle hardcore

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there was one i saw in college (called HARVELL.mov, i shit you not) that involved a shaken bottle of champagne and a chick's butthole and some guy.....drinking. i could never watch more than 10 seconds of it, but my buddy J___, who is still a virgin (!!!), would always watch, captivated, like a cat at the window

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

tears of laughter now

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.homevisions.com/lycosimages/28491_f.jpg

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Worst thing I ever saw on the internet involved an animal, a woman, and a turd.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

PPLAINS OTMFM

― whatsteen (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite thing that happened all freshman year at college was when a couple guys moved every piece of furniture out of our friends' room down the hall into the showers, and left only a laptop sitting in the middle of the room, opened to this. NSFW, duh.

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that meatspin graphic is my friend's desktop background

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

just in case everyone missed it the other two times I've posted it:

http://www.dickscab.com/nutsinass/

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

nuts in ass is great because everyone seems so proud that they accomplished such a wonderful feat. its like, not sexual or deviant at all--theres just overwhelming pride. Boo-ya!

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

That's twice today I've laughed my ass off at everything that follows that Jack black gif.

― that is just a Gerry named Onimo (nu_onimo), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish I could find the one of the woman shitting a whole fish onto a plate. Head first. Unscaled, near as I could tell. At least a 4-pounder. Now how did that get in there?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

when we send up Pioneer 14, the plaque should be engraved with goatse

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

fer realz

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl would be worse still if the fluid were red...

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:04 (seventeen years ago) link

That's right. Let's think of the ways that tubgirl could be made worse.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

mods: please make this a PEW thread.
-- grady (goforgrad...), December 14th, 2006 2:29 AM. (grady)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what if IEDs were rainbows? what if suicide bombers were made of taffy and exploded into flavor? what if razorblades were chocolate?
-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), December 14th, 2006.

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Are those lyrics to a lost Bush song, gear?
-- milo (wooderso...), December 14th, 2006.

― thebingo (thebingo), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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