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re: the new animal collective

sounds like Too $hort

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, December 12, 2008 3:32 PM

Too $hort if he only pimped out angels.

― a hoy hoy, Friday, December 12, 2008 3:33 PM

..."brian" the guy who came with the game that nabisco married accidentally....

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, December 15, 2008 12:41 AM

from portland thread:

Y'know, if we're going to have weather like this we might as well have a football team.

― Clay, Sunday, 21 December 2008

noted meteorologist Greg Nickels

― super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, December 20, 2008 9:55 PM

365 Whole Bean coffee can be had at $6.66 a lb.

― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, December 21, 2008 7:10 PM

A random bloke tried to feel me up during a showing of Dog Day Afternoon, circa 1993. In fairness: it was a 16mm projection in a dingy theatre in Edinburgh, and I was wearing leather trousers and a full-length leather coat.

― grimly fiendish, Saturday, 27 December 2008 15:51

tombot's post-fest following this

"GUM?! What a cherry ripoff."

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, January 2, 2009 4:33 PM

http://www.zyx.com/glyn/images/lols/dearSnow_small.jpg

― glynsync, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 5:28 PM

nothing beats a paper mill

― mookieproof, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:45 PM

except a scissors mill

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:57 PM

it was a big deal when i had to announce to roxy that i was straight

― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Wednesday, January 7, 2009 6:44 PM

lol max

You are all fancy in the pants area. [...]

― mose def (kenan), Sunday, January 18, 2009

just cuz it's a funny phrase the rest is kinda bullshit thus removed

I think it is a nice design, too. I hate Pepsi, but I would probably drink it if it started coming in a platinum statuette of Macho Man Randy Savage piledriving Hulk Hogan (provided the expense stayed low). I would say that the average American Pepsi consumer has rolled with the punches so far and will probably not do anything but keep drinking Pepsi as normal. I am glad we had this lengthy talk, though.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 9 January 2009 23:10

funny he found a size XXXXXXXXXL shirt in a gas station

― cutty, Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:13 AM

where else would you buy a shirt that big

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:15 AM

Why do I only ever get Excelsiored three years later?

― Eric H., Monday, January 26, 2009 10:33 AM

so it doesnt go to your head.

― s1ocki, Monday, January 26, 2009 10:39 AM

Your comments are like wine?

― StanM, Monday, January 26, 2009 10:40 AM

ur ahead of yr time

― ice cr?m, Monday, January 26, 2009 10:41 AM

xxxpost sez guy who gets excelsiorized for sneezing

― Eric H., Monday, January 26, 2009 11:11 AM

about bco

cruise their version of wdyll and then come back to this one. it's like seeing yourself in the mirror with the florescent lights on.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, January 27, 2009 8:07 PM

the followup line was really great too!

I'm going to Hell.... Help me?
― Norrie J. Amiss, Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:21 PM

grab a pitchfork
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:54 PM

can i be an html playground moderator?

― ☪, Sunday, February 1, 2009 5:01 AM

can i be a astronaut

― eman, Monday, February 2, 2009 10:20 AM

what if the code gets rewritten so that you can make any changes you want without rewriting code?

― s1ocki, Tuesday, February 3, 2009 6:23 AM

i <3 s1ocki

not sure if this is lol or just otm

i mean, every other shopper "disrupts" the grocery store when they're standing in line in front of you. every other car disrupts your use of the road in a traffic jam. every other asshole on the G disrupts my ability to find an empty seat in an unstinky car.

Oh, I don't like any of those people, either.

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Monday, February 9, 2009 3:14 PM

all celebrity herpes can be traced to derek jeter - true fact

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 12, 2009 11:06 AM

where can I meet single girls on valentines day?

― CaptainLorax, Saturday, February 14, 2009 1:22 PM

With their friends watching Bridget Jones, drinking lambrini, dressed in their pj's with cushions on their laps.
Talkin' bout how good they feel since they kicked that dirtbag to the curb.

― not_goodwin, Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:02 PM

I wish that if Kate is pregnant she had waited 'til she got to the island so that eventually she'd die..

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, February 20, 2009 6:26 AM

I'd like to see that plane when Frank and the O6 vanish in midair-- the stewardesses would probably think they'd ended up in a Tim LaHaye novel.

― President Keyes, Friday, February 20, 2009 9:39 AM

(i love a Left Behind reference!)

ILOLroXy:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=454927&boardid=40&threadid=57514

This fellow was so deeply in love with travelling in the summer that he got the word "SUN" tattooed on his penis. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out S-U-N. Now he's vacationing a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters S-U-N tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you love vacationing in the sunshine as much as I do?" "No way, mon, I used to post to ilxor.com. Mine reads, "SUGGEST BAN'"

― bobby dijindal (and what), Thursday, February 26, 2009 11:10 AM

tbh Tuomas being unbanned because a few members of his fan club swan in here demanding the process be unfairly overturned would be a massive slap in the face to guys like me who've gone to to the trouble to register 15 sockpuppets and click suggest ban with all of them

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, February 27, 2009 6:19 AM

namaste yall where the jumpsuits @

― ice cr?m, Friday, 27 February 2009 14:39

Who ate the summer butter?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 21:09

it's the only funny thing he ever said

although the follow-up is kind of awesome too:

The cat ate the summer butter.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 21:11

could I really be where I am today, drinking beer alone in my kitchen listening to prince, without this beard?

― Local Garda, Saturday, February 28, 2009 2:29 PM

# I want to see the sample board paper of class 12 of national insitute of open schooling? [Started by GUDIYA in March 2009, last updated Saturday, February 28, 2009 4:46 PM]

talking about banned dudes:

ethan and dom and burt_stanton with tuomas checking in every few days to ask what's going on would be a 100% A+ classic board imo

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:23 PM

youre forgetting--ethan + dom + GABBNEB + burt_stanton + deeznuts

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:25 PM

that's like some McLaughlin Group roundtable from hell right there

― One of the Most High Profile Comedy Directors of the 90s (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:25 PM

did dom get banned i missed that? i guess i also missed burt getting banned. and i always forget who ethan is but i missed that too.

in other words i haven't really been following the action lately.

but yeah, lol re. McLaughlin Group.

lots of excitement today, will fill u in tonight

i really love john justen

Once deliberately bought Ben & Jerrys choc fudge brownie, red wine, condoms, and moist toilet tissue and nothing else.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, March 17, 2009 9:30 AM

Looks like that was more than just an assumption on my part:

MIKHAIL: Of course I don’t know you, Sayid Jarrah. How could I? And you, Kate Austen, are a complete stranger to me. But you John Locke, you I might have a fleeting memory of, but I must be confused, because the John Locke I know was paral—

ROUSSEAU: Hey! Look at this! Over here…come on.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:25 AM

"..paraletic after we drank all the Dharma beer following the purge."

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:30 AM

I must be confused, because the John Locke I know was parallel universe John Locke

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:30 AM

the John Locke i know was paral - that is Russian word for total douchebag

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:32 AM

About a year ago I rolled down the car window and yelled "Ya Poopah!" at a kid walking on the side of the road as we drove by. :(

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Thursday, March 26, 2009 8:29 AM

ILS Thread of Tips for Boys to Get Stylier

dont be afraid to let your dick outline show

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, March 30, 2009 10:59 AM

on Gary The Chef Stealer Sheffield getting DFA'd:

he's running out of time to exact revenge on all the clubs that have wronged him

― mookieproof, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:34 AM

one of the endings to that space vampire book is you yourself become a space vampire, and from the book's description, it's pretty rad.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45 AM

THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS ASSHOLE

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45 AM

you're going to die anyways, you might as well die hurtling through space with your eyeballs popping out of your skull instead of crashing your kia through the plate-glass window of an H&R block

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:19 AM

I'm feeling kind of sorry for the misunderstood gila monster now

Though the Gila monster is venomous, its sluggish nature means that it represents little threat to humans. However, it has earned a fearsome reputation, and is often killed by hikers and homeowners, despite being protected by state law in Arizona and Nevada.

I guess that's what happens when your name is "monster"

I'm gonna start a campaign to rename them gila friends

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:04

i am a cynical middle aged man, and i will not be silenced!

― velko, Sunday, April 5, 2009 11:01 PM

I really want the next episode to move the plot forward rather than fill in gaps from the past but I will do a complete U-Turn on this stance if it involves Miles talking to dead pirates.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 April 2009 09:57

lol'd so hard

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:46 AM

then you cried for a while

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:48 AM

lol/col

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Friday, April 17, 2009 9:51 AM

rofcmeo

― Jarlrmai, Friday, April 17, 2009 9:54 AM

speedwagon

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, April 17, 2009 10:09 AM