November 8th, a day that will live in infamy

massively

do it!

― tehresa

i would feel too sorry for lingsert

i think you're just afraid that they'll like my music more than yours

no i'm afraid they'll like you more than they like me

you could meet one of the scandal principals though

hi i don't mean to change the subject but this is very important:

A Kansas-based church that has blamed deaths in Iraq on U.S. tolerance of homosexuality has asked Gov. Christine Gregoire's office to approve a "Santa Claus will take you to hell" message to display among other religious statements in the Capitol's third-floor hallway.

The Westboro Baptist Church's message would be near a Nativity set, three signs mocking atheism, and an atheists' sign that celebrates the winter solstice, while also taking a shot at religion as "myth and superstition" that enslaves minds, all in the state Capitol's third-floor hallway.

The first part of Westboro's proposed message, according to Spokesman-Review reporter Rich Roesler:

"You'd better watch out, get ready to cry, You'd better go hide, I'm telling you why 'cuz Santa Claus will take you to hell. He is your favorite idol, you worship at his feet, but when you stand before your God He won't help you take the heat. So get this fact straight: you're feeling God's hate, Santa's to blame for the economy's fate, Santa Claus will take you to hell."

but everyone loves you lxy! hooray!!

that capoeira girl in your office was cute. do you think she'd let me dj her heart?

i think the real lols in that bit are:

The Westboro Baptist Church's message would be near a Nativity set, three signs mocking atheism, and an atheists' sign that celebrates the winter solstice, while also taking a shot at religion as "myth and superstition" that enslaves minds, all in the state Capitol's third-floor hallway.

aw kris lingle, that's so sweet!

that girl is cute. she might let you do something to her heart but convincing her boyfriend ali may be difficult.

max i agree, and i think we need to get in on that game. brainstorm controversial winter holiday displays for our state capitol.

WHO WANT XMAS CARD YES OR NO

HAND MADE ONE OF A KIND

DO NOT PASS UP GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY IF YOU DO YOU WILL REGRET WHEN I AM FAMOUS

MEEEEE!!

please.

i would like one

OKAY I HAVE ADDRESS FOR YOU BOTH

ANY ONE ELSE

hook me up

CHECK

i would love one

they're very beautiful

guys here is a card that one of our graphic designers made (pardon my lazy scanning):

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9358/mistletoe0001bb0.jpg
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/95/mistletoejx3.jpg

it has a string for hanging (i assume in a doorway?).

on a tree?

GOT IT ESTELA

i wonder if amon's postcard is still sitting in baltimore general delivery.

well i can't see that being very useful unless you are in the habit of crawling under christmas tree branches.
xpost

maybe i'll try again

i would like to send cards, too! they are not homemade, because i am not good at that stuff. also they may be late, but i promise they will be worth the wait.

yes please tehresa

ps thanks jergins

i'd like a card tehresa, but can i trust you with my address?

it gets funnier all the time that we have a xmas thread, and that the title has nothing to do with xmas

i don't know, i'm not very trustworthy.

don't worry, i will not send mailbombs! or even throw shoes!

nervous.gif!!!

http://www.bencairns.com/images/Nervous_Nellie.JPG

it gets funnier all the time that we have a xmas thread, and that the title has nothing to do with xmas

― lxy, Monday, December 15, 2008 3:41 AM (11 minutes ago)

everything has to do with xmas u silly

Explore the unknown.

did i mention there were people dressed up as santa all over new york yesterday? even girls wearing sexy santa dresses.

lol why are women's costumes always so sexy or "sexy"?

because they're revealing and tight?

i think it is because women are just inherently sexy and also a pillow belly would be less "jolly" and more "uh" on a lady.

well what if i want to wear a sexy santa claus suit that is snug in the chopchops highlights the curvature of my buttocks? i'm just saying that if men want to express their dingdongs to the world via tight-fitting, revealing costumes, their options are limited. the world isn't fair is all i'm saying.

chopchops AND highlights

also i have known girls with bellies that i found attractive

liek the ones you knocked up?

lingy, if you really want to wear tight-fitting santapants, i support your right to do so.

toot! toot!

i think it is because women are just inherently sexy

l&j post of the day right here folks!

wanted to post "sexy santa sliding down my chimney" on ilx but couldn't

i think it was rob base that said

the ladies i love em nice tender and soft
i hate male groupies so just step the hell off

― jergïns, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 5:55 PM

uneaten apple can be one of the most unappealing things on earth.

― estela, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:29 PM

i just want to point out that estelas has been otm on this thread