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are you being dire?

lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

more like end of an era, need to quit my job

jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

ah okay, carry on then

lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

"you been smoking sesame seeds."

jergins, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link

unrelated btw^

jelky, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link

when i drove in the garage today this man looked up from his motorcycle like he'd never seen another moving vehicle. his mouth hung open.

jergins, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe he was expecting a hearse

lxy, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

he reminded me of Laotian villagers that had never seen anything bigger than a tricked-out tuk tuk

jergins, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i took my coat to the dry cleaners today. the girl asked what the stain was from. i said i didn't know.

wouldn't you hate that part of the job, asking after stains?

jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

it was the kind of thing where i could think of a dozen 'funny' rejoinders after, but was glad to mumble that i didn't know.

jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

"semen and mustard obviously"

jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.alwaysjukin.com/

jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/lhr-1.jpg

jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

"i know it is very human-like because children cry when it makes angry face."

lxy, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

adam yamaguchi, the asian-american version of aj benza <3<3 he can be my host any time

lxy, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

push my cheek

jergins, Friday, 12 December 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

a midget in a tuxedo just asked me for BofA's 800 number!

jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i happen to have that handy:

800-442-6680

lxy, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

so did yahoo answers thank u very much

jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

my life's kind of funny when it's not sucking shit

jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

"excuse my breach"

jelky, Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link

you didn't know where to put it because you couldn't find any threads, huh

lxy, Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i know where to put this because it's the first thread

jelky, Sunday, 14 December 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link

a homeless man that had drunk a bottle of aftershave just hugged me

jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

socotra
http://jazzkinda.livejournal.com/12164.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socotra

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

love this one:

http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra35.jpg

lxy, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

cool pix
the wiki's worth reading. looove islands i've never heard of.

jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

what a bizarre-looking place. the amazing things you discover via The latest 50 images posted to Live Journal. this was the pic that sucked me in: http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra44.jpg

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

"The chief products of the island are dates, ghee, tobacco, and fish."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Ghee_jar.jpg

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

PURE COW GHEE

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i wonder if that goat's gonna faint.

tehresa, Monday, 15 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

porch q&a:
at what point does gasoline freeze?

internet:
Roughly -120 F I say roughly because there are different factors at play, for instance the alcohol content, the content of paraffins, the content of water, leaded, unleaded, octane blah - all have a bearing on the answer.

lxy:
we'll freeze before the gas

jelky, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

http://awoko.org/

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.visual-literacy.org/periodic_table/periodic_table.html

lxy, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @/with my sister:
how much did you get from the divorce?
"ten thousand. it worked out to 26 dollars a day. not worth it!"

jergins, Thursday, 25 December 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

can't believe this dumb ho wants to be an accountant. 26$ a day would = just over a year. girl was married 2+ years.

jergins, Thursday, 25 December 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

well if she can turn 10 thousand into 20 thousand just like that, maybe i want her as my accountant

lxy, Thursday, 25 December 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

panoramic photographs

lxy, Friday, 26 December 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes i think i need a work story thread and then i remember it's better to keep it here on the quiet:

one stagehand hit on another stagehand's 14 year old daughter last night.

today the stagehand dad headbutted and sent to the hospital the lecherous stagehand, all upstage left, a half hour before the show.

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link

holy fucking shit

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i know right!

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

you weren't there: dammit! OR thank the lord! ?

lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

!!! definitely both i would think.

estela, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i wasn't there. 2nd hand story.

also someone was veeeeeeeeery drunk backstage last night and then his mom (age 70?) showed up and cussed him out in front of his whole family.

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

lol!

estela, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

update:
headbutter - fired
headbuttee - in hospital

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

wow your work is crazy. my work story is way less funny/interesting:

so this girl i work(ed) with sometimes, who is a 'gender studies' grad student and likes to use the words 'commnicate' and 'communication' as often as possible, always stressing the importance of both, and yet somehow managing to be the most inarticulate person i've met (see: a 10 minute voicemail just to tell me i'm working saturday), has just resigned. she is annoying as fuck and i have bitched about her constantly since beginning this job; i find her patronising, boring, self righteous etc etc. but now i got this email today:

I also wanted to let you know, that it has been so great getting to know you. You are a terrific person, and I don't think work would have been quite as enjoyable if it wasn't for working alongside you. Good luck with all your future endeavors. I really hope that we can stay in touch. Take care, and I wish you and Jordan happy holidays.

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i really hope we don't stay in touch.

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link


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