ps jergins nice report!
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i guess i misunderstood the story i thought he had a cia id
― max max max max, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link
fresh fires
― jergins, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link
an apple the size of a house
http://post.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2008/12/05/r_1228521626_los_carpinteros.jpg
― jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 01:29 (fifteen years ago) link
a hearse took my parking spot
― jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
empty i hope
― lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a sign
― jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
are you being dire?
― lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
more like end of an era, need to quit my job
― jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
ah okay, carry on then
― lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
"you been smoking sesame seeds."
― jergins, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link
unrelated btw^
― jelky, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link
when i drove in the garage today this man looked up from his motorcycle like he'd never seen another moving vehicle. his mouth hung open.
― jergins, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe he was expecting a hearse
― lxy, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
he reminded me of Laotian villagers that had never seen anything bigger than a tricked-out tuk tuk
― jergins, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
i took my coat to the dry cleaners today. the girl asked what the stain was from. i said i didn't know.
wouldn't you hate that part of the job, asking after stains?
― jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link
it was the kind of thing where i could think of a dozen 'funny' rejoinders after, but was glad to mumble that i didn't know.
― jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link
"semen and mustard obviously"
http://www.alwaysjukin.com/
― jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/lhr-1.jpg
― jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
― jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"i know it is very human-like because children cry when it makes angry face."
― lxy, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
adam yamaguchi, the asian-american version of aj benza <3<3 he can be my host any time
― lxy, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
push my cheek
― jergins, Friday, 12 December 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
a midget in a tuxedo just asked me for BofA's 800 number!
― jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link
i happen to have that handy:
800-442-6680
― lxy, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link
so did yahoo answers thank u very much
― jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link
my life's kind of funny when it's not sucking shit
― jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link
"excuse my breach"
― jelky, Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link
you didn't know where to put it because you couldn't find any threads, huh
― lxy, Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i know where to put this because it's the first thread
― jelky, Sunday, 14 December 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link
a homeless man that had drunk a bottle of aftershave just hugged me
― jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
socotrahttp://jazzkinda.livejournal.com/12164.htmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socotra
― Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
love this one:
http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra35.jpg
― lxy, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
cool pixthe wiki's worth reading. looove islands i've never heard of.
― jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
what a bizarre-looking place. the amazing things you discover via The latest 50 images posted to Live Journal. this was the pic that sucked me in: http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra44.jpg
― Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"The chief products of the island are dates, ghee, tobacco, and fish."http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Ghee_jar.jpg
― Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
PURE COW GHEE
i wonder if that goat's gonna faint.
― tehresa, Monday, 15 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
porch q&a:at what point does gasoline freeze?
internet:Roughly -120 F I say roughly because there are different factors at play, for instance the alcohol content, the content of paraffins, the content of water, leaded, unleaded, octane blah - all have a bearing on the answer.
lxy:we'll freeze before the gas
― jelky, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://awoko.org/
― jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.visual-literacy.org/periodic_table/periodic_table.html
― lxy, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2007/11/17/wpa_eatfruit.jpg
― lxy, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @/with my sister:how much did you get from the divorce?"ten thousand. it worked out to 26 dollars a day. not worth it!"
― jergins, Thursday, 25 December 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link
can't believe this dumb ho wants to be an accountant. 26$ a day would = just over a year. girl was married 2+ years.
― jergins, Thursday, 25 December 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
well if she can turn 10 thousand into 20 thousand just like that, maybe i want her as my accountant
― lxy, Thursday, 25 December 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link
panoramic photographs
― lxy, Friday, 26 December 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link
sometimes i think i need a work story thread and then i remember it's better to keep it here on the quiet:
one stagehand hit on another stagehand's 14 year old daughter last night.
today the stagehand dad headbutted and sent to the hospital the lecherous stagehand, all upstage left, a half hour before the show.
― jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link
holy fucking shit
― lxy, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link