questions for the experts

clam slam

pussy control.

for the record to show i'm a good liberal it was an affirmative action clam slam, trying to help the indian guy get into some blonde russian babushka

a benetton barter?

when lxy's away is this board more or less gay?

please see my response on this other thread

is it weird or ok for a stranger on the street to say bless you after you sneeze?

i think it's okay. who did you bless?

it depends upon the tone and demeanor of the blesser and also whether or not the sneezer feels at ease in this world.

thank you experts

blessing people when they sneeze is silly

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/blessyou.jpg

I like it when people say bless you it's like an appendix or a vestigal tail

why have i let myself get trolled twice in the past week?

do you think the songs you get in your head are most interesting than the songs other people get in their heads?

god definitely not! i get some of the worst shit stuck in my head.

When I finally gather the funds to move to the big smoke, these guys are definitely near the top of my 'must see live' list.

where is this and can i move there now?

scratch that it's either london or toronto

do i have to hate the person that's sitting next to me? is it a work rule?

i think it might be a rule, yes.

what is going on here?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BmPZ6zj4Pt0/SWRs1WGZBZI/AAAAAAAABY8/CnJwtNRYJS4/s1600-h/keenhouse.jpg

what is that from??

a better question would be what isn't going on there

glasses and bandages guy makes me think of that baaad chevy chase movie

http://www.rockymusic.org/sfdf/InvisibleMan.jpg

http://cientifica.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mad_scientist.gif

can u post a blank post (excl bad pix)?

do you know of a good book that tells about the evolution of symbols, like where @ and & and % came from?

do you know of a good book about the history of malls

would read that book

isn't this a weird email to get from a colleague? like, from a colleague you aren't close to and don't work with very much?

Have a marvelous day and weekend.

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.
David Burns, Intimate Connections

wtf language is this in

were my shotgun wedding jokes over the line?

no they were awesome i LOLLLLED!!!!!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/vandygirl2/wink2.gif

but apparently estela questions my integrity as an expert so

(imo at least in this case i think she is RONG)

i have three pillows, two of them down/goosefeather(i think?) and as i sleep i must push them up, towards the wall, so that they cascade up and over and back down onto my head, or if not that they point out into the air and when i look up i think i'm wearing one of those dumb jester hats. it's annoying, and the pillows don't work that well. what do i need to do? buy/get more pillows?

sorry has taken me so long to respond to your question. every night since you asked it i only remembered as i was getting into bed, adjusting my pillows. never when i was at the computer or even upright. and it seemed silly to get up and turn the computer on to answer, especially considering the fact that in all likelihood you were already fighting with your pillows, not looking at the computer.

the bathroom clock claims LIGHTED DISPLAY. in what year was that last true?

lol 1984? never in my time that's for sure.

why would cyst location run in a family?

gross i don't know. good thing i never had children, what a terrible thing to pass down.

is there a difference between clumsiness and carelessness?

yes

i love a concise expert

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