November 8th, a day that will live in infamy

infamous

xmas muzak at the airport is the worst wtf

sorry you had to hear that.

it was a difficult afternoon

i hope you are in a better place now!

wow. interesting. Ah yes. mmm. indeed. oh yeah.

Mmm yes hello I am Garrison Keillor.

Oh how sumptuous and delightful ah mmm yes.

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 11:21 AM

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in my head
"It's the most shitty-ass time of the year..."

lingbet is rather like garrison keillor

ah mmm yes hello I am Santa Claus.

^_^

i have 'do you hear what i hear' stuck in my head except over the course of typing this post i have changed the lyrics to 'do you know who i blame'

and i am sure you know who

god?

santa claus?

lingbert?

garrison keillor

mm. yes.

i know a 4 year old who asked santa for 2 airplanes (757, F-22) and a dinosaur. not toys. real ones.

http://ooft.blogspot.com/2008/12/selection-box.html

thanks for the christmas tunes (and the other ones) tonight

i was asked to provide music for the office holiday party because, according to julie, i'm "so good with music."

i think she's forgetting that last year they asked me to provide music for the holiday party and everyone said over and over, "this isn't christmas music! what is this??!"

jergins suggested i bring santabert in to d.j.

which would be massively fucked up and awesome

do it!

massively

do it!

― tehresa

i would feel too sorry for lingsert

i think you're just afraid that they'll like my music more than yours

no i'm afraid they'll like you more than they like me

you could meet one of the scandal principals though

hi i don't mean to change the subject but this is very important:

A Kansas-based church that has blamed deaths in Iraq on U.S. tolerance of homosexuality has asked Gov. Christine Gregoire's office to approve a "Santa Claus will take you to hell" message to display among other religious statements in the Capitol's third-floor hallway.

The Westboro Baptist Church's message would be near a Nativity set, three signs mocking atheism, and an atheists' sign that celebrates the winter solstice, while also taking a shot at religion as "myth and superstition" that enslaves minds, all in the state Capitol's third-floor hallway.

The first part of Westboro's proposed message, according to Spokesman-Review reporter Rich Roesler:

"You'd better watch out, get ready to cry, You'd better go hide, I'm telling you why 'cuz Santa Claus will take you to hell. He is your favorite idol, you worship at his feet, but when you stand before your God He won't help you take the heat. So get this fact straight: you're feeling God's hate, Santa's to blame for the economy's fate, Santa Claus will take you to hell."

but everyone loves you lxy! hooray!!

that capoeira girl in your office was cute. do you think she'd let me dj her heart?

i think the real lols in that bit are:

The Westboro Baptist Church's message would be near a Nativity set, three signs mocking atheism, and an atheists' sign that celebrates the winter solstice, while also taking a shot at religion as "myth and superstition" that enslaves minds, all in the state Capitol's third-floor hallway.

aw kris lingle, that's so sweet!

that girl is cute. she might let you do something to her heart but convincing her boyfriend ali may be difficult.

max i agree, and i think we need to get in on that game. brainstorm controversial winter holiday displays for our state capitol.

WHO WANT XMAS CARD YES OR NO

HAND MADE ONE OF A KIND

DO NOT PASS UP GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY IF YOU DO YOU WILL REGRET WHEN I AM FAMOUS

MEEEEE!!

please.

i would like one

OKAY I HAVE ADDRESS FOR YOU BOTH

ANY ONE ELSE

hook me up

CHECK

i would love one

they're very beautiful

guys here is a card that one of our graphic designers made (pardon my lazy scanning):

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9358/mistletoe0001bb0.jpg
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/95/mistletoejx3.jpg

it has a string for hanging (i assume in a doorway?).

on a tree?

GOT IT ESTELA

i wonder if amon's postcard is still sitting in baltimore general delivery.

well i can't see that being very useful unless you are in the habit of crawling under christmas tree branches.
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