A Thread for Estela

probably it's because i'm a no_Ob

i am trouble from procrastinating and it's not the kind of trouble i <3.

lxy and jergins' board
first and best procrastination resource on the net
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safe and mostly anonymous

this truly is the best<3

oXO

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=L6zRk1LdeHI

you should read the 3rd policeman, i think its very funny

i dreamt you came to seattle to settle outstanding back tax issues from batman II

a goth accountant, who would have thought

later i went to a restaraunt and in a mix of french and english explained bacon to a gathering

was i wearing black lipstick and carrying a calculator, because if so it was definitely just a dream.

hi estela i hope you are doing fine

i might be interested in knowing where estela has been

she's away but i'm sure she is thinking about us while she's gone, just as we are thinking about her

that sounds like something a mom would say to her child when the dad has been sent to prison or is off on vacation with his mistress.

lingy, i'm not your daddy.

i went to nz for a few days to see someone who is very ill, partly from cancer and partly from chemotherapy. i did think about you all while i was gone<3, and i thank you for thinking about me.

sorry to hear about your friend, e

yeah, best wishes

thinking of you, <3

thank you<3

You were missed, estela. Welcome Back!

i'll be here all week.

hello estela! i also missed you!

where will you be next week?

perth comedy underground, no wifi :(

hi tehresa!

next week i'll be here all week as well.

what a run! and at the peak of holiday entertainment season!
i hope you got a good box office split.

haha that's cute

this morning f. was walking our dog and he saw this mean neighbour of ours and her terrible little angry dog and the dog was jumping up at f. and she said, 'it's because you're eating a banana, he loves bananas, can he have a bit,' so f. broke a piece off and the dog scarfed it down and then the neighbour lady suddenly lunged at the banana and dug her fingers right into it to get more for her dog. f. was taken aback, he threw the rest of it in the trash.

― estela, Sunday, 16 November 2008 07:48 (1 month ago)

so this is where you've been talking about me behind my back, estela!!!

oh shit

!!!!!!????!!!!/&;@

it's either ruby (i hope so) or the banana gouger from up the street.

have you heard tap tap tapping in the night? noticed an unusual amount of grime on the keyboard when you wake? odd smudges on the monitor?

has your little pet been casting side-long glances at you?

looks like the doggie typing lessons paid off!

or it could be ruby.

!! maybe it is my little dog and he spelt smooch operator wrong.

but it's probably ruby, and if so, where is she? she should be posting.

why, hello there

there is no suggestban here, it feels like utopia

dear estela's doggie and/or ruby

probably it feels like utopia because it is the color of jaffas

yes i did notice that. also: now i know where you guys have been hiding all this time, and i feel like i have been excluded from a secret club. if i am estela's dog i am putting my tail between my legs and hiding under the table.

it's like lost. you don't find the island, it finds you.

dear ruby, i thought you knew about this board, i was sure you were a poster here before i ever was, i was sad you had stopped posting here, i realise now i was wrong on all counts.

dear lxy, the board truly is the colour of jaffas, i thought that as soon as i saw it.

i will now record small stories sent to estela by txt

when i was in kindergarten i pretended to learn french. my parents still don't know that i was just copying my sister.

when i was in 1st grade i started talking like a "hick" boy i liked, saying things like "i reckon" and "i ain't" and "VE-hicle." my parents disapproved.

a mean boy made fun of the girls who tried out for the 2nd grade solo, so the teacher made him sing I Love You Truly in front of the whole class. still lolling.

my 3rd grade teacher shamed me for spelling alaska wrong on a test, because my family was moving there at the end of the school year. "you of all people!"

in 4th grade i did a report on new zealand featuring a papier mache kiwi.

in 5th grade music class we learned to play the tonette, sort of a clarinet-organ amalgam. there was also a girl in my class named Tonette.