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iced tea, BLT

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually it was the gigantic turkey BLT last night that prevented my hangover. I'd thank it, but I eated it already.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yoohoo and a large bottle of smart water. burger damn fine idea

― bb (bbia), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you eat eggs?

A large bottle of smart water seconded.

Also CHOCOLATE.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

my tolerance is at an all-time low... guess it's all the winter hibernating i've been doing

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

TOWGA used to make me drink huge bottles of smart water daily. I should still do that, probably.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

MY LUNCH

FORMULA 50
AMERICAN CHOP SUEY
CHIPS
TUNA MELT
RED BULL
m & ms!

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

When I have 50 million of venture capital I am going to have water coolers filled with Vitamin Water. Who wants to work for me?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

MEEEE. BUT ONLY IF I GET MY OWN WATER COOLER OF POWER-C.

also I want a baby panda.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

that is trained to wink.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

formula fittycent for lyfe

― false cat (sleep), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

of course the only thing that will actually completely destroy yr hangover leaving you fresh and minty = i.v. drip.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck an iv drip i want PLASMA

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

water
caffeine
painkillers
food/drink high in folic acid = apple/tomato/green tea

all else fails: bloody mary

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes a guinness works.

― Lauren (lauren), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

GATORADE

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

my paramedic buddies run IVs on themselves all the time. another buddy of mine actually stole a few bags of saline to keep at home so he could unhang himself.

i can't wait to do this.

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

otherwise, drinking WEAK, watered down Gatorade works pretty well, but avoid the high-test stuff. it's hypertonic, and may actually dehydrate you even more.

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

hypertonic = salty?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha
continuing the long tradition of doctors being way more nuts than the general public will admit
xpost

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

homemade gatorade options btw

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hypertonic = higher concentration of solute than is already in yr cells.

xp doctors be drinkin

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

why cant you eat eggs?

i think i go get pork buns

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

allergies

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/photos/cthulhu-egg.jpg

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

that is DISGUSTING

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

sorrry!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

it's just...what did they do to that poor egg!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.medic8.com/healthguide/articles/rehydrationfluids.html

egg clearly cracked durring boiling

― bb (bbia), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

CTHULH-EGG

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

When I have 50 million of venture capital I am going to have water coolers filled with Vitamin Water. Who wants to work for me?

you goin to be TOOFLESS

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i learned the most AMAZING thing about eggs two weeks ago at a friends restaurant, omg you guys will freak out.

first take an egg and poke a deep hole through the hard end of the egg with a thin tooth pick, deep enough to break the yolk.

then put the egg with the hole facing up in pantyhose (no idea why, but just go with this) and then spin the egg extremely fast in a tight rotation.

after about 30 seconds you will here a distinct "pop" or "click".

take the egg out and either break it or boil it, and you will see that the yolk is on the outside of the egg and the eggwhite will be in the center! Totally amazing!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

waht

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

BKLYN FREAKY FOOD EXPMNTS at JW's new house next weekend!

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i cant eat ANYTHING when i'm hungover. when i'm hungry, it means the hangover is gone

― deej (deej), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't do anything BUT eat when i'm hungover. pizza party usa.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Steve Shasta, I will take you up on your challenge and report back

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i like those airborne tablets for hangovers.

― sir lord baltimore club music (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

they fly into your mouth?

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

water, juicy juice, sleeping, letting fresh air into the room, bong hits, more water, ativan, tylenol exta strength, meaball subs, a.m.c.

― my bloods is sick ( Spaghetti Occidentali), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Bloody Mary + BLT as early as possible

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

letting fresh air into the room, bong hits

The variation from the latter to the former, easily one of the 5 greatest joys of weedery.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

oy this hangover is a hangaround.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how the airborne ads trumpet the fact that a TEACHER invented it. I had teachers who didn't know the difference between satanism and athiesm. Like... they couldn't convince them being different things

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

had the worst hangover this weekend. momz was in town and we went to brunch and i couldn't even look at the food. i turned all white. terrible. then my back threatened to go out, that bitch.

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The day I had the worst hangover of my life I inexplicably ended up seeing "24 Hr Party People" with my dad. I got up and puked during Ian Curtis' funeral scene.

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

The formula for Airborne was developed by Victoria Knight-McDowell, an elementary school teacher from Carmel, California. In the early 1990s, she began brewing herbal and vitamin cocktails (in hopes of warding off the germs spread by her second-grade students), "experimenting with vitamins C, E and A, as well as zinc, selenium and herbs including forsythia, ginger, isatis root and echinacea."[1] When she felt she had developed an effective preventive formula against colds, Knight-McDowell began selling it in tablet form to local drug stores. Over the next few years, largely by word-of-mouth, the formula's popularity grew. In 1997 specialty grocery chain Trader Joe's ordered 300 cases of Airborne tablets to sell, and by 1999 other larger chains, such as Wal-Mart and Rite Aid, began stocking Airborne. It has been ranked the #1 cold and flu remedy at Drugstore.com and is considered one of the fastest selling health products in retail history.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selenium#Selenium_and_health

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Cold-riveted girders with cores of pure selenium.
Dr. Peter Venkman: (to everyone who's not a Ghostbuster) Everyone getting this so far?
So what? I guess they just don't make them like they used to.
Dr. Raymond Stantz No! Nobody ever made them like this!

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i dunno about selenium but i was just in vegas for work and those things fixed me right up the morning after. it's not like you take them everyday or anything. i ain't scurred.

― sir lord baltimore club music (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i am 100% behind burgers for hangovers. a few weeks ago i spent all day miserable and finally for dinner i got a delicious hamburger and suddenly felt amazingly better.

today i tried: powerbar, coffees, water, tea, chicken sandwich, advil. i still feel kinda shitty (though i didn't rly feel that drunk last night thanks to awesome sandwich eaten mid-drinking, so this lethargy is kinda pissing me off!).

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

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i have been two hours late to work on many occasions. i have used the following excuses:

- drs appt
- no water in apt
- fuckin' (this is actually true but it was at the point at my last job where i could stab a bitch and they'd keep me)
- was very ill from bad sushi night before but will be trooping in when done puking
- car accident
- cat got sick

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite excuse was the time i explained lateness due to being arrested and brought to the "drunk tank" (wtf is the drunk tank?) for drunkenly telling off a police officer when, on the way home from a friend's birthday party, i was given a ticket for running a red light on a bicycle. getting out of jail late into the morning left me a) late to work and b) smelling of booze.

i was explained to that i should never tell an employer that i was arrested; then, i was sent home with a full day's pay.

the typical excuses above (drs apt that i forgot to mention, food posioning, pet sick/at dr, bike accident, no water in apt, flood/other probem in apt and had to wait for super/cable person/etc) work much better. drunky me is an idiot.

― a me k (zarjazz), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i said i ate something that disagreed with me.

also i ate indian food and drank soda which helped the hangover a lottt.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

you will have to choose a pro drinker name now though!
ally "lay em out knock em back" zay
-- impermanent rrrobyn (apoemabouteverythin...), February 21st, 2007. (rrrobyn) (later) (link)

we used to call my friend 'hollow leg julie'

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 23 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahh, Indian food. Famously good at curing non-hangover-related upset stomachs everywhere.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

see... now i want happy hour, and no one is around :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I am about to get into pre-hangover mode.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ME TOO

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Saturday, 24 February 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

What should I wear for my pre-hangover? I can't decide.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

mini skirt, knee socks.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 24 February 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel rocks the thigh highs :P

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 03:04 (seventeen years ago) link

HOT

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Saturday, 24 February 2007 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

PROGRESS - DEVELOPING.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

― PappaWheelie IV (PappaWheelie), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Off to show featuring pal bartender who gives me free drinks. See you all post-coma!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

gatorade now, less pain later

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Saturday, 24 February 2007 08:40 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, i fell asleep on the couch instead and now its 2am

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Saturday, 24 February 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Goodnight all!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 10:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Un-hanged today! Time for Cuban sandwich and milky espresso! Oh life. Weekends.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh boy. Today doesn't feel good.

(Side note - Katamari Damacy much harder when drunk at 4 AM.)

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

no hangover. drank 2.5 beers and fell asleep at 10:45 last night. booooo.

tonight, though. tonight tonight tonight. gonna make it right. tonight tonight tonight. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

black tea, agua, bacon cheeseburger and fries

― dmr (dmr), Saturday, 24 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

the key here is the bacon cheeseburger part.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THIS STINKTOWN?????

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Sunday, 25 February 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i am quitting booze forever

― bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ok maybe just 2 weeks

― bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

booze helped my hangover LOTS!

i was totally nonfunctional this morning and now i am doing a-ok!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 25 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I misread that and was all "omg when did you start watching LOST tehrisa?".

I am relishing in the joy of Sunday beers in a dry county so I guess technically I am bumping this thread for the morning. See you then frriends!

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to just post here because I don't feel like looking up my password for the other ilx.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 26 February 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

it has been a very long, hungover day in which sadly no bacon was eaten
singing and yelling with space echo on + sushi for dinner made everything a lot better though

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 26 February 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i always say i have the shits, it's believable and no one wants to prolong the conversation. works like a charm.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG what are you doing digestive system? It sounds like a dying star is collapsing in there. Otherwise I am doing kind of OK today as long as I avoid moving my head in any way whatsoever.

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

gonna be a long day :(

― higgs boson (the deli llama), Thursday, 22 December 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

srsly

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

head down, try not to vomit on an actual person, pint at lunch

― N1ck, Thursday, 22 December 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

1/2 pineapple and two oranges for lunch, lets get it done here ppl

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

You live in Ireland. Go get some Lucozade; you will feel better.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 22 December 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

lucozade cures most everything but iirc the only true panaecea is boiled red lemonade

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

Honesty you cannot beat vegemite on toast. Sorry america.

― kamb, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

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