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ctrl-f "wayne" here: http://www.bossip.com/

I guess it means I'm 12 years old but that review is srsly fucking hilarious.

― 31g (31g), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

its funnier because its like an ILM pun thread that got published borat style

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

This is like that bit from The Simpsons where Flanders unwittingly says a bunch of double-entendres ("All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves") only ten times more ridiculous/brilliant.

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I like that most of the phrases aren't even that out of place in a rap review, it actually functions as criticism.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

xxpost or like a review entirely by this guy: http://mtsix.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/tobias_funke.jpg

― max (maxreax), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

::cue smoke coming out of ethan's ears when he sees he's being compared to Arrested Development::

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy shit, there's a reader comments section. This will get interesting.

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ethan's Dead Prez/Outlawz review is like the only BCP article I've ever seen any actual reader comments on, and that was classic.

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i posted this to the other thread but:

haha i was just informed that ethan's review was read over the mic at a gay bingo night at one of the local gay clubs
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

the original is way funnier but there was just no room and i had to make it at least look like a real review rather than a string of gay jokes
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

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even though it's, you know, a string of gay jokes
-- violent j (jharvel...), December 14th, 2006.

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i resent the implication that my writing is more than just a string of gay jokes
-- and what (an...), December 14th, 2006.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

haha what thread is that

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ok i found it never mind.
i wish the oliver wang part had been kept.

― deej (deej), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

(haha ethan i am such a moron)

― urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that review is awesome. waht is other thread though? i don't see it.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Friday, 15 December 2006 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah please link.

jess is going to get fired!!

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 15 December 2006 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The Nu-ILX Thread for Publication Year End Lists

― jim (jim), Friday, 15 December 2006 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

haha vahid it's not as if i snuck this into the paper without anyone else reading it first

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it's just a shame the annual Queer Issue isn't in December

― Al (Alex In Baltimore), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i do love how everyone is taking it as straight-up homoeroticism. i was kind of hoping it would generate some hatemail so i could intimate in my reply on the mailpage that ethan himself may be a homosexual so don't leap to any assumptions about authorial intentions.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

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