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ha. i can't stop roffling at otto.

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, so this is one of the shirts my company has made for TEH URBAN MARKET:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J0EYAS.01-A2R4SCANOI86JB._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V40340416_.jpg

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J0EYAS.01-A2R4SCANOI86JB.PT01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V40340416_.jpg

i told you it was embarrassing...

-- elmo albatross (elmo.oxyge...), December 8th, 2006. (allocryptic) (later)

those are some ambitious skulls.

-- M@tt He1ges0n (matt@[remove]gameinformer.com), December 8th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson)

― amon (amon), Saturday, 9 December 2006 07:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/137/317701343_e496a6da5e_o.jpg

― Venom 18, the autistic spy (flezaffe), Saturday, 9 December 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

― amon (amon), Saturday, 9 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

is that the chick from CSS and Jarvis Cocker?

shasta would be so jelous

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm voting for adding My little pony vid to the FAQ

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 December 2006 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ejeet.net/image/bro1.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

he has a myspace page-unfortunately, he is a real person

-- this is cutty (holle...), December 12th, 2006 5:57 PM. (mcutt) (later)

bad lawyer

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), December 12th, 2006 5:59 PM. (bundgee) (later)

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theinternetband.net/index.html

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spermcube.org/images/visuel2.jpg

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I thought that was a Wii remote

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

what so they just dump it into a big tub of cum

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought it was a wiimote too for a second!!!

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

what so they just dump it into a big tub of cum

then they dump it all on France's coach if they win the World Cup.

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://xkcd.com/verizon/verizon.jpg

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, but what does it simplify to?

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh how i roffled:

The Marissas were created by ILX.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 6th, 2006.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, but what does it simplify to?

.002 - 1 + ((1/2) / (1 - (1/2)))

a.k.a $0.002.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

PRANKSTERS drew a willy on the roof of a top school that was so large it could be spotted from SPACE. But it went unnoticed until it was seen on Google Earth.

― v (sleep), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.idolator.com/assets/resources/2006/12/gnr.jpg

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that guy.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought it was RDJ

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

om that check, heroic.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

there was one i saw in college (called HARVELL.mov, i shit you not) that involved a shaken bottle of champagne and a chick's butthole and some guy.....drinking. i could never watch more than 10 seconds of it, but my buddy J___, who is still a virgin (!!!), would always watch, captivated, like a cat at the window
-- grbchv! (reduhnekkisssss...), December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM. (gbx)

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/61522-1/GarfieldJacobsLadder.gif

― amon (amon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/9251-1/garfsand.png

― amon (amon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/jd.jpg?t=1166068396

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

he's right

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I've got a "HATE" comic book that says the same thing.

The "Garfield" lol

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

idiots on the public school thread who think im a blonde chick who listens to denny lethargy

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

nice varicose veins stockings

― sunny successor (katarina), Thursday, 14 December 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link

someone just called me and ranted in hebrew for over a minute without stopping, occasionally switching to english to say it's just not something you discuss. finally she's all hello? so what do you think?

i tried to get her to tell me what she was talking abt, but no go.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

That picture is everything I hate about the lingerie industry and its boring, fucked-up "romantic" ideals.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think that picture is meant to look romantic; I mean I'm pretty certain that's a dude pretending to be Sherilyn Fenn, for starters.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

it's janice dickinson

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, I know.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i would

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

She's a real charmer.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't and i'm in a sub-saharan class drought right now.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i have anger issues

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't but i would still let her boss me around

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/Lovecrafty.jpg

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/2901/rednecktimeoutkd8.jpg

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.twbookmark.com//images/59/26294.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

call dcyf

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, you do

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

cool how she still reaches for cloth monkey mother

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://star.pst.qub.ac.uk/~pf/htdocs/downloads/pics/fun_ducttape.jpg

note exposed crotchal area

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

she doesn't look hung over

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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