how do i beated hangover?!?!?!

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― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i have been two hours late to work on many occasions. i have used the following excuses:

- drs appt
- no water in apt
- fuckin' (this is actually true but it was at the point at my last job where i could stab a bitch and they'd keep me)
- was very ill from bad sushi night before but will be trooping in when done puking
- car accident
- cat got sick

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite excuse was the time i explained lateness due to being arrested and brought to the "drunk tank" (wtf is the drunk tank?) for drunkenly telling off a police officer when, on the way home from a friend's birthday party, i was given a ticket for running a red light on a bicycle. getting out of jail late into the morning left me a) late to work and b) smelling of booze.

i was explained to that i should never tell an employer that i was arrested; then, i was sent home with a full day's pay.

the typical excuses above (drs apt that i forgot to mention, food posioning, pet sick/at dr, bike accident, no water in apt, flood/other probem in apt and had to wait for super/cable person/etc) work much better. drunky me is an idiot.

― a me k (zarjazz), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i said i ate something that disagreed with me.

also i ate indian food and drank soda which helped the hangover a lottt.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

you will have to choose a pro drinker name now though!
ally "lay em out knock em back" zay
-- impermanent rrrobyn (apoemabouteverythin...), February 21st, 2007. (rrrobyn) (later) (link)

we used to call my friend 'hollow leg julie'

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 23 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahh, Indian food. Famously good at curing non-hangover-related upset stomachs everywhere.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

see... now i want happy hour, and no one is around :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I am about to get into pre-hangover mode.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ME TOO

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Saturday, 24 February 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

What should I wear for my pre-hangover? I can't decide.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

mini skirt, knee socks.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 24 February 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel rocks the thigh highs :P

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 03:04 (seventeen years ago) link

HOT

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Saturday, 24 February 2007 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

PROGRESS - DEVELOPING.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

― PappaWheelie IV (PappaWheelie), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Off to show featuring pal bartender who gives me free drinks. See you all post-coma!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

gatorade now, less pain later

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Saturday, 24 February 2007 08:40 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, i fell asleep on the couch instead and now its 2am

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Saturday, 24 February 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Goodnight all!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 10:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Un-hanged today! Time for Cuban sandwich and milky espresso! Oh life. Weekends.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh boy. Today doesn't feel good.

(Side note - Katamari Damacy much harder when drunk at 4 AM.)

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

no hangover. drank 2.5 beers and fell asleep at 10:45 last night. booooo.

tonight, though. tonight tonight tonight. gonna make it right. tonight tonight tonight. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

black tea, agua, bacon cheeseburger and fries

― dmr (dmr), Saturday, 24 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

the key here is the bacon cheeseburger part.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THIS STINKTOWN?????

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Sunday, 25 February 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i am quitting booze forever

― bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ok maybe just 2 weeks

― bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

booze helped my hangover LOTS!

i was totally nonfunctional this morning and now i am doing a-ok!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 25 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I misread that and was all "omg when did you start watching LOST tehrisa?".

I am relishing in the joy of Sunday beers in a dry county so I guess technically I am bumping this thread for the morning. See you then frriends!

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to just post here because I don't feel like looking up my password for the other ilx.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 26 February 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

it has been a very long, hungover day in which sadly no bacon was eaten
singing and yelling with space echo on + sushi for dinner made everything a lot better though

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 26 February 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i always say i have the shits, it's believable and no one wants to prolong the conversation. works like a charm.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG what are you doing digestive system? It sounds like a dying star is collapsing in there. Otherwise I am doing kind of OK today as long as I avoid moving my head in any way whatsoever.

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

gonna be a long day :(

― higgs boson (the deli llama), Thursday, 22 December 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

srsly

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

head down, try not to vomit on an actual person, pint at lunch

― N1ck, Thursday, 22 December 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

1/2 pineapple and two oranges for lunch, lets get it done here ppl

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

You live in Ireland. Go get some Lucozade; you will feel better.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 22 December 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

lucozade cures most everything but iirc the only true panaecea is boiled red lemonade

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

Honesty you cannot beat vegemite on toast. Sorry america.

― kamb, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

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