Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

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Part of me thinks this picture must be SFW, and it's some sort of contextual thing that makes it non-classy, like maybe it's a picture of Jake Busey in a Speedo.

Part of me says "TUBGIRL HAS BEEN INVOKED, YOU ARE AT WORK, DON'T RISK IT."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco: you have seen high fidelity, have you not?

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

do one GIS. (w/o filters)

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm scared

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha PREPARE FOR WONDERMENT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

(also prepare for vomiting)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm at work, though.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, i'm going to do it. i'll be back.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Assuming you're talking about High Fidelity the film, and not High Fidelity the worst idea for a musical in the history of the American stage, even if it weren't set in Brooklyn, then yes.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MY GOD DON'T LOOK AT THIS AT WORK

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

PREPARE FOR NACHO CHEESE

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha Tubgirl is theoretically the second most NSFW thing ever on the internet, except not really, cuz assuming your coworkers don't see it over your shoulder, the worst any of the IT network-scanner types will think is "LOL some poor shmuck got Tubgirled."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

TOO LATE. I DIDN"T GET TOO GOOD A LOOK THOUGH. IT LOOKS LIKE CHEESE IS COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH OR SOMETHING. WILL WAIT TIL I GET HOME 4 A CLOSER LOOK

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to Nabisco -- you can look at the Jack Black gif at work, no worries. It's not exactly sexy, but it's got nothing on tubgirl. Don't listen to these hyperbole-spouting haters.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

2nd worst thing? What's 1st?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"mouth"

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha "OR SOMETHING"

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Yeah, how th' fuck do you kiss?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

its the scene from HF where JB is making love to an imaginary woman. he is fully clothed. its his movements and facial expressions that make it repulsive.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Like I said, I didn't get a close look. I only looked at the GIS snapshot screen, I didn't click on the whole thing. It looks like cheese is coming out of her mouth and ass or something.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Que I was thinking the first-most would be Goatse, which you may also be blissfully unaware of. But I'd rather this didn't turn into a debate, because I don't want to spend the afternoon thinking over the finer points of Goatse (pros: bad photo, extreme closeup, hard to wrap your mind around exactly what's going on at first glance -- cons: bad-photo in the horrible basement wrongness way, combines icky porn vibe with horrible medical photo vibe) versus Tubgirl (pros: unreal radioactive orange of spume makes it look a bit like a cartoon, way closer to hilarious novelty value -- cons: is clearly porn, as opposed to Goatse which is clearly gross-out novelty, and could even be claimed as work research, if you happen to be some sort of crypto-proctologist), besides which I'm pretty sure we've already had a thread on this issue.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

eat dinner before you check out TG.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl is much worse than goatse.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the OG tubgirls is ass. but i think there are other "tributes" to tubgirl that have oral vomiting.

lol "oral vomiting".

also on the GIS to-do list:

-lemonparty
-goatse

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I think if tubgirl is "clearly" porn, goatse has just as much claim to jerk-off value.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I looked on the Google cache and yes, we HAVE had a "Tubgirl vs Goatse" thread.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

swollentip.com

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco, i hardly know you, but its posts like that that make you a strong candidate for My Favorite ILXor.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

CHEESE!?!?!?!?

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_site

xp: lol

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan I think I mean that Tubgirl was clearly originally conceived as pornography, like with a lighting budget and everything, whereas Goatse remains a lone crank (or two? never before I have I so hoped any camera had a timer) taking legendary pictures of his own anatomy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that wikipedia article explains things pretty well and has lead me to the decision not to GIS goatse

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost I know, but wouldn't he have meant it to be hot, albeit to a very small group of... um... assmen? Surely it's sexual in nature by someone's definition.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish this werent the exelsior thread so that i could excelsior that last post, Mr. Que.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

from the wikipedia entry:

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts. In those images, the man used dildos and butt plugs to stretch his anus. The images were located by Stile Project and are also available from the "Contrib" section of the goatse.cx website under the filename gap.zip. hello.jpg is the third file in the archive, gap3.jpg.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i still haven't seen tubgirl, and have no desire to.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan, just because a man takes a photograph of his wide open gaping asshole, it doesn't neccessarily mean that the man's intent is to sexually stimulate the observer. Some would argue that the intent could be quite the opposite!

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've seen Goatse, and I can handle Goatse. But I've accidentally seen Tubgirl two or three times, and each time I violently turned away from the image so quickly that I'm not quite sure what's even going on, but nor am I exactly eager to find out.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"crypto-proctologist" made me roffle

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

nope
nope
no
nope
nope
heck no
nope
nope
nope
oh that one's nice!
nope
nope
nope
nope
decent
nope
nope
oh god no
nope
nope
nope
maybe
nope
nope
nope
uhuh
nope
nope
nope
nope
save that for the xmas card
nope
nope
no
nope
no
no
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

jon you obv. prefer your asshole porn fluid-free.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just talking about butt stretching in general.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

eels

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Tubgirl's saving grace in terms of lookability is the vivid orange color. If that were brown we'd have problems.

We should stop talking about this and let the excelsioration be.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

grbchv just made me roffle hardcore

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there was one i saw in college (called HARVELL.mov, i shit you not) that involved a shaken bottle of champagne and a chick's butthole and some guy.....drinking. i could never watch more than 10 seconds of it, but my buddy J___, who is still a virgin (!!!), would always watch, captivated, like a cat at the window

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

tears of laughter now

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.homevisions.com/lycosimages/28491_f.jpg

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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