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Wait the way I read "clockwise":
ZR: Blanche
Pete: the ditzy one
Me: Dorothy
Ally: the really, really old one
???How else could "clockwise" be interpreted if the slutty one (Blanche)is 12 o'clock???

YEAH TOTALLY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ get me out of this fucking office like NOW

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ME TOO!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

YEAH. MAYBE I WILL MEET YOU GUYS SINCE YOU HAVENT LEFT YET. I DO LIKE CHEESEBURGERS. KLG WILL YOU BUY ME A CHEESEBURGERS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still here too

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dr. ben stole a q-tip and then LEFT IT FLOATING IN THE WATER DISH

also COLD!!!!!! SHIT!!!!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Honey I will buy you a cheeseburger but I don't know when I'm actually going to make it out of here :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i think imma head home.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

NINE O'CLOCK PEE EM FRIDAY NIGHT.

STILL AT WORK.

AND YET, I DO NOT HATE MY JOB.

BUT I MIGHT START.

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah so now it is Saturday morning. I did go home to sleep/eat, but guess what?

BACK AT WORK.

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 9 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

UH not cool

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Saturday, 9 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Q, are you on some kind of punishing publishing schedule?

Why do people touch my computer screen with their fingers?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

what would you prefer they touch it with???

― a_p (a_p), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

also, q:

;_1

― a_p (a_p), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to post an agenda containing over 80 separate files on a Web site which I head to work with IT to create from scratch and also I had to learn how to administer said Web and all the security aspects and oh yeah technically I'm responsible for the content of those 80+ files and also physicians can be pretty dumb and need my help with all manner of stuff, such as logging into a secure Web site and downloading files to their hard drives.

aaaaaagh

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

mary, i soooooooooo understand. even when my coworkers touch their own computer screens, i sort of freak out inside

― 69 (pete), Sunday, 10 December 2006 06:15 (seventeen years ago) link

They try to point out the book or article that they want, but they get so excited that they do not realize where the air ends and where the screen begins.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes today I kind of feel as though I could use a master cleanse for bloated addicts.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't remember how i got home.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

your boots were made for walkin. you neva felt betta in your life. . . .

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

hernando was clearly trying to kill me

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

This one goes out to PS and ZR and any other fans of Sister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBeFL3qI-n8

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hernando was clearly trying to kill all of us.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

yet somehow we are all still alive.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

perhaps along with the alcohol, there were special vitamins and herbal supplements within the shots?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

how long were you guys there?

ps seriously we left $60 on the table, I told Tom to take back a $20 and he didn't so some of you owe us one (1) free round of drinks and a couple of wings next time. ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i didn't pay, i don't think, so i will buy you a round of drinks and 80 wings.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i have to say: if i ever have a weekend as intensely dense (dig my internal rhyme) as this past one, i might just spontaneously die

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

bros how did the rest of your night go?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

loving that internal rhyme over here, bro!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

80 wings is way too many

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I could go for 40 wings right now though

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

bros how did the rest of your night go?

-- quincie (quinci...), December 11th, 2006. (quincie)

it was ok, just not my kinda scrabble game, yknow??

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Day by day.
The moon gains on me.
Day by day.
The moon gains on me.

Purchased pair of flabby wings.
I took to doing some HOVERING.
Here is a list of incorrect things.

HOVERED mid-air outside a study.
An academic kneaded his chin,
sent in the dust of some cheap magazines.
His academic rust, could not burn them up.

Recruited some gremlins.
To get me clear of the airline routes.
I paid them off with stuffing from my wings.
They had some fun with those cheapo airline snobs.

The stuffing loss made me hit a timelock.
I ended up in the eighteen sixties.
I've been there for one hundred and twenty five years.
A small alteration of the past. Can turn time into space.

Ended up under Ardwick Bridge.
With some veterans from the U.S. Civil War.
They were under Irish patronage.
We shot dead a stupid sergeant,
but I got hit in the crossfire.
The lucky hit made me hit a time lock.

But, when I got back.
The place I made the purchase, no longer exists
I'd erased it under the bridge.

Day by day.
The moon came towards me
By such things.
The moon came towards me.

So now I sleep in ditches.
And hide away from nosey kids.
The wings rot and feather under me.
The wings rot and curl right under me.
A small alteration of the past.
Can turn time into space.
Small touches can alter more than a mere decade.

Wings x 17

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

well this morning has pretty much sucked let me tell you that.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

zr otm

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm hungry ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay otm

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

man, i think ive been clenching the right side of my jaw at night - motherfucker has been hurting like a bitch for like a week

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

now I'm being tortured with knowledge of a wendy's that is not very close by to me at all and I will not be able to get to during what passes for lunch around here, I don't think :(

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i just realized this jaw pain might mean i need some dental work - it might be more tooth-related

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hey pete I forgot to ask you how the DVD player acquisition adventure went down

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4761/1155419682808gc1ro6.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah that reminds me. For KLG, who has never seen this pic and had to put up with me reenacting it all weekend

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161446451118.b.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

mom reports:

Our vicious dog Karl is going to get a visit from the dog whisperer on Saturday at 2:00 so we'll see if he is nice to you when you come in. I've had him sleeping on that maroon-colored winter coat of yours to get him used to your scent, maybe he will welcome you like a long lost brother.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, your mom knows Cesar Milan?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

was this all football watching related? man, my redskins.. ugh. pats too. also spent a lot of time watching the wire which depresses the hell out of me after a while. I need to get one (1) plane ticket to somewhere warm and sunny

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

not really sure what my mom is talking about.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i didnt get around to it yesterday, but i think im going to go with the PS2

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I just ordered matching cat pajamas for my mom and me--does it get any twee-er?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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