Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

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I have thin German minimalist glasses (from, er, Specsavers), I'd probably go mental if I had something in my peripheral all day.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know, but I got a request for my CV just now.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

FP, how can you post things like that and not expect us to think it sounds dirty? ;-)

Argh, I may get different glasses next paycheck, because although these look great, it is bloody annoying. My head just doesn't turn that far, I have constant problems with my neck. Also, I may need an extra pair of reading glasses, as these are just too strong.

Affluenza... oh dear, that's the problem of the moment, isn't it? Another word for middle class angst? I read Alain de Botton on Status Anxiety, but that's about as far as I go. Maybe I will go and read the Guardian article, but these things tend to kind of wind me up!

CV request? that sounds promising.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a funny feeling I really hate Oliver James, but I can't seem to remember why. What else of his have I read? Or am I mixing him up with someone else? (He is not Oliver Sacks, who I like.)

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

dunno, i don't think i'd heard of him before but it's a forgettable kind of name. affluenza tbh seems to be something that he's spent three months and countless hours researching and interviewing people about and the conclusion is a bit YA RLY. i mean, he could have just asked me, and i could have told him.

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Hm emsk in the Norwegian papers the Norwegian kids were most miserable in western world! (Well apart from Portugal and Poland or something, I did not read very attentively.)

Ole Martin Halck (OleM), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha, my mum has just sent me ANOTHER tweed jacket. Oh, excellent.

It's just a bit embarrassing that she always sends these things to work.

I've heard "affluenza" before - it's just one of those buzzwords. Like I said, De Botton was talking about it in Status Anxiety, which *is* a very good, thoughtful, well written book.

Damn, I am now covered in little bits of fluff and corgi hair.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Another word for middle class angst?

I think there's more to it than that. Apparently, it's sgnificantly worse in English speaking societies (i.e. free market societies)

Tom D. (Dada), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

... what I mean is, it's not just about hip young professionals feeling neurotic

Tom D. (Dada), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"Stop being American, start being British" was the advice offered, so I think it goes even more specific than that.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Try being a bit more European and socialist

Tom D. (Dada), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, sorry for using your name in that other thread - it's good intentioned I promise and certainly I didn't mean or want to upset you.

It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark ... maybe we should take this off board, but I don't know. I've been doing my very best not to get wound up by ILX this week, and just ignore blatant attempts to wind me up. Part of not getting bullied is simply not reacting to provocation. If you don't reinforce provocative behaviour with reactions, then eventually they stop trying. It's one day at a time.

But it's difficult when even your supposed friends start getting in the act.

I mean, that locked "ILX is down" thread ... I mean, honestly - WTF? I feel like I'm getting blamed for things I had nothing to do with, because someone else has some "thing" for me. I don't want to drag all this back up. TBH, it's like I was tried and convicted without ever getting a defense - when quite frankly, I couldn't even be bothered with dignifying some of the allegations with a defense.

I go offline with the dreaded lurgy for 3 or 4 days, and suddenly everyone is saying I'm the reason that JW decided to hack ILX. (News to me - the last contact I had with JW was an email exchange to the effect of "j/k we're friends now I thought".)

And now here's my name all over a thread about trolls? Thanks! Reinforce that image I'm trying to distance myself from.

I am going to regret hitting the submit button, but hey, I have to say something.

I'm not trying to start a conversation, or go back to the horribleness of last week, (unsolicited "advice" or criticism on the interweb says a LOT more about the advisor than the advisee) but honestly, enough. If you don't like me, just leave me alone. If you do like me, why perpetuate this horribleness?

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You're not getting away with saying Yesterday I got VD from my MUM which is almost worse than not getting it at all.
No way.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

It is a funny to call Valentine's Day and related cardage "VD". Because it makes the smug marrieds embarrassed.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Surely no-one thinks you're to blame for the jw thing, k8!

(Actually, my guess is that he picked out you to ban because, well, that would kind of be the jw thing to do (like hacking in in the first place was), rather than from true renewed antikate malice.)

OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Did he actually ban me? I mean, that's the question. I never experienced any banning. I never saw *him* or any proper moderators actually admit that I was the person he banned.

This is what I mean by being tried and convicted without evidence.

But then again, like I said, I was offline for the whole thing. Maybe he admitted it on the other ILX.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, let's not talk about this, because I don't want this thread to turn into "ILX is down" part two. More kitten pictures, please. Or dirty dronerock boys or something.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o125/wonderandlust/The%20Secret%20Machines/service2.jpg

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

This deserves repeating

http://flickr.com/photos/dotcommunist/388230335/

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

er lots of xposts

i think he's right, w all his affluenza stuff, but it's kind of obvious, no? like - set up your society like this, and of course all your citizens will end up feeling like that.

kate if you go to lilyallenmusic.com and sign up for the email list they'll send you some kind of free mp3 version of the album or something.

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Or it would if I used the right url

http://themot.org/gallery/d/10320-1/kittenheart.jpg

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Argh, what happened?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/mel_face/cry.jpg

Don't worry, Benjamin! I still love you! I was only kidding when I said the Sonic Screwdriver was better than yr pedals!

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Emsk, I have the Lilly Allen album! I bought it last month. But it kind of got burried because I played the Howling Bells album too much.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

AW THOSE CATS

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

That has got to be photoshopped!

That said, I prefer the yin/yang cats.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/62150-1/catcircle.jpg

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

If you do like me, why perpetuate this horribleness?

I do like you, and I absolutely didn't mean to! The people who will always be arseholes will always be arseholes whatever; I started the thread to make the NICE people who just blithely join in the abuse realise that they are being dicks, and hopefully they'll then stop.

Again, I'm sorry to have named you (or anyone for that matter) and I'll aks the mods to take the names out.

It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy SHIT boss bf1 flanger pedal $636!!!!

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I have messages in my OKC account. What do I do? Eep! I can't get the site to delete my profile. Bah.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Can someone who has photoshop please photoshop a kitten head onto the snake, and add the words "I want these muthafucking kittens off this motherfucking messageboard NOW!!!"

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00103/Samuel_L__Jackson_i_103494o.jpg

(for Kerr, not me, obviously.)

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

KITTENS ON A THREAD!!!

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

and also "WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE KITTENS ON ILX?!" Please.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/390136603_911261a65e_o.jpg

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

(Does anyone know how, in paint, not to make that awful white box appear around text?)

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Click the lower button that has a cylinder, a ball and a box. (You've got two of those, right?)

Ole Martin Halck (OleM), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, thank you! the mystery is solved!

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Time for a "Sub Sub Zero" thread, surely?

"There aint no love, there aint no use" perhaps...

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to call it THE ALL SHOEGAZING ALL DRONEROCK NO SPORT NO REALITY TV DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE KATE WATERCOOLER OF EXTREME JOY but that would be kind of asking for it, wouldn't it?

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I have just had a thought on the way back from lunch and it has made me chuckle.

Get the extra sister and you can be the 'Sweet Mistress of Paynes'

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

heehee.

GO FOR IT K8

g000blar (g00blar), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, are we okay? I got the thread edited and i hope my apologies were accepted. Email me if there's anything else to discuss.

It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for the edit, Mark. yes, we're OK. I just had some stuff pent up from previous discussions that I had to get out - not all of that was directed at you.

I should really stay off that thread, though. I find myself repeating myself too much. And the thing is, those kinds of threads are never actually going to reach the people doing the damage. Maybe including me. I don't know.

Sweet Mistress of Paynes. Quit that!

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate's stage name could be Synthia Synthesiser

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

But I don't have a synth! that should be Frances "Doom" Morgan's stage name. Except I enjoy calling her "Doom" too much.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Madame Synthia & Payne Sisters

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

But then you need a stage name.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Come on! We are a band, not a Soho Revue act!

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

And so does Ed if he plays drone mandolin

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I suppose if someone loaned Ed a dress he could call himself Manda Linn

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

We are a band, not a Soho Revue act!

If you were you could get FP up onstage too!

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link


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