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jergins, Monday, 19 May 2008 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

lil rummy

please begin calling me this immediately

lxy, Monday, 19 May 2008 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Just imagine what you can do if you knew what your woman wants:

New emotions!

lxy, Monday, 19 May 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

The more you think
The more stars blink
They are young today
But were elder yesterday
Want to live free and become a star
Get a good health and be the best by far

lxy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Even going to the shop across the street do not forget bluepils, cause pretty girl is waiting you there!

lxy, Thursday, 22 May 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Do not spend nights with your left hand.

lxy, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

You want be? You can be!

I WANT BE, I CAN BE

amon, Friday, 23 May 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Suffer From Limp Dick No More

jergins, Saturday, 24 May 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

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jergins, Saturday, 24 May 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

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jergins, Saturday, 24 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

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amon, Sunday, 25 May 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Sunday, 25 May 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

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amon, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

See me in the latest hip hop music video that zooms in on the big bulge in my pants.

amon, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

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jergins, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

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jergins, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

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jergins, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

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Jack registered another customer.

lxy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Thursday, 29 May 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

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max max max max, Thursday, 29 May 2008 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

haste yourself:

1. Find a girl
2. Invite her to your appartments
3. Use subject product V (or C)
4. Have fun
5. Take her number
6. Profit?

lxy, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Profit?

jergins, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link

one time i got an email from my own real name offering me financial advice (which i knew better than to take.)

estela, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Batteries included:

"Be smart, life is easy." (c) H. J. Wood

H. J. Wood had as many wemen in his life, as you can only imagine.

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lxy, Friday, 30 May 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Do not limit itself in your desires

jergins, Monday, 2 June 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Give a total monarchy to your pants member!

jergins, Monday, 2 June 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

good one!

lxy, Monday, 2 June 2008 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Monday, 2 June 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Become more arousing

Giant of in bed activity.

jergins, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Good potence. Good or bad?

jergins, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Update your Penis

lxy, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Give a total monarchy to your pants member!
wow!

Lingbert, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Women are attracted to giants

jergins, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

hardened man

All chicks like big guyes with short hair,
solid eyes. Chicks want 'em in bed.

jergins, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link

haha i almost posted that one yesterday. what the fuck are solid eyes?? i don't think i want them in my bed.

lxy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

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amon, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

you look stupid, yxllxy (15 times)

lxy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

You feel up my senses

lxy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

From Dr. David Njama Radebe
Director (Payment Approval)
Office of the Treasure - Department Of Finance
Pretoria Head Quarters,
Republic of South Africa

The Treasury office of the Department of Finance here in the Republic of South Africa, has investigated your fund, which has been on transfer process for some period of time.
During the second quarter of the general Financial Auditing in the South African Reserve Bank, the office of the auditing and fund recovery unit, has recovered your fund at the tune of GBP£1,000,000.00, which was to be paid to you through bank-to-bank transfer to your bank account.

After the auditing, the SARB decides that all recovered and returned fund should be paid to their various beneficiaries within 21 days starting from today. This decision was taking by the Board of the auditors and the External Affairs in the Department of Finance (Office of the Treasury), and at present your fund is in the escrow account of the South African Reserve Bank.

It has been understood by our investigation team, that this fund was acquired by you as a result of the initial inheritance of fund, which an agent in South Africa was supposed to remit the fund into your bank account in your country some time ago, although you have not received the fund due to the fact that the South African Revenue Service Department and some other finance entities requested for some payment, including the Inland Revenue Tax

The Department of Finance has signed the released of your fund, and it has also decided that your fund should be paid out to you without any further delay.
For your full identification and completion of your payment, you are hereby advised to send to our agent (Citizens Finance Corp of South Africa), your full information as stated below:

NAME:
AGE:
ADDRESS:
OCCUPATION:
PHONE NUMBER:
FAX NUMBER:
EMAIL:

Note that the Department of Finance has ordered and assigned our accredited agent (Citizens Finance Corp of South Africa) to carry out your payment, therefore you should urgently contact them on the following details;


CONTACT PERSON: Prof. SAMSON NGOBENI
COMPANY: CITIZENS FINANCE CORP OF SOUTH AFRICA
POSITION: PUBLIC AFFAIRS DIRECTOR
PHONE: +27 780 531 122
EMAIL: citizensfinaceor✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

PAYOUT AMOUNT: GBP£1,000,000.00
IN WORDS: ONE MILLION BRITISH POUNDS STERLING

Please contact the above person on phone urgently +27 780 531 122 and request them to give you more information on the means which you will receive your fund.
As soon as our agent (Citizens Finance Corp of South Africa) has confirmed to us that you have contacted them, the Department of Finance will proceed to hand over your fund to (Citizens Finance Corp of South Africa) and request them to commence your payment with immediate effect.

Waiting for your reply for further proceedings.
Regards,

Dr. David Njama Radebe
Department of Treasury
Ministry of Finance
Republic of South Africa.

amon, Thursday, 5 June 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Waiting for your reply for further proceedings.

lxy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link

what a stupid face you have here yxllxy

lxy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

New plan, stay tuned!

1. Do nothing
2. Girl'll find you herself
3. Use our product V (or C)
4. Have fun
..
Profit?

haha remember this?

lxy, Thursday, 5 June 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Teri Hatcher shows she still got it at her age

lxy, Sunday, 8 June 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

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amon, Monday, 9 June 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

this was a good one-two-three to start my day:

Deeply in love with you
I Knew I Loved You
Ram her brains out

lxy, Monday, 9 June 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Are you...?

Happy?
Think about your life.
What you did, what you do, what you are going to do.
You can solve all you health problems with us.

Just live.

lxy, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link


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