call ya LEZ 4 sure/short
― jergins, Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:50 AM
― lxy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
*tips cap*
― jergins, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link
"spurt reynolds"
― jergins, Saturday, 29 November 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link
lxy: "the best jokes are the ones no one gets."me: "the best and the worst, yeah."
― jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link
me: "with a name like Amundsen, you should be able to get here in this weather."mrs. amundsen: "..."
― jergins, Saturday, 20 December 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link
i laft
― lxy, Saturday, 20 December 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
boss: "my friend claude, he's this serial seducer. he can't help it. he knocked up this girl one time, talked her into getting an abortion. i call him every father's day and give him shit."
― jergins, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
me: "Gahh, the soda bottle, I can't open it. Man it's stuck tight."megan: "sorry, that was me."me: "kegels paying off?"
― jergins, Friday, 14 August 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link