ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT GUY IS DEAD TO ME

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be so awesome, seeing a team come out to do pre-game drills and have them falling over their own feet or missing footballs or taking a shot right to chimes or whatever all to the tune of "yakety sax".


it seems like it should be a scene from a b-grade movie if it isn't already.

chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ZING

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly the giants song should be the theme from 'benny hill'. of course the bears should be that one neil young song 'fuckin up'

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly the giants song should be the theme from 'benny hill'

which is "yakety sax".

chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

you learn something new every day!

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ pwned

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ha!

rich eisen schefterblog post = lolz

jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa guys that Rich Eisen post

horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I confess:
http://www.ihatehim.com

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaha! brilliant!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

figured it was something like that but still - good show

(plus that site is like whoa)

jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I know!!! I just typed in "i hate him" in google thinking I'd find someone's live journal about their ex or something and found THAT and was like whoa psycho central on the internets, I have finally found you.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Example: You hate this guy because he's a certain race and you think everyone of that race is bad. This is not the kind of story we want. We won't post it.

Example: You hate this guy because he's a certain race, your girlfriend always wanted to get with someone of that race, and she left you. This is probably an okay story. You aren't hating him because of a racial stereotype, but because he took your girlfriend. We'd probably post it.

jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ Tom Brady

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

what did Tom Brady do?

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah! You know, dude's life is tough - no one gives him any respect, no one gives his TEAM or COACH any respect, he's only got 3 rings, he got shot down by an Olson twin, and he might be gay. Maybe it's time to stop with the LOL, and start w/ the TLC.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't mean that as a defense of Tom Brady! I just didn't know what specifically to LOL at. but now I'm assuming it's that his ex-girlfriend's knocked up?

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

TOM I STILL LOVE U

GOOD LUCK NEXT SEASON

GO PASTIES

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

NORV FUCKING TURNER

:(

Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ CHARGERS?!?!?!??!??!?!?!

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

What the hell is Norv short for?

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

that is such a good question!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Brady knocked up his ex. Enjoy paternity payments, richy mcrichdouche!!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I never thought about the Norv Turner "what is that even short for" question before, and it will now haunt my dreams.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Norvella

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Norval 'Norv' Eugene Turner

clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^according to wiki

Now Allyzay can go back to dreaming of fatheads.

clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

NORVAL

Garfield shd kick his ass.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope Norval dies on his way to signing his contract.

Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, people be takin' games seriously.

Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This hurts the 49ers almost as much as the Chargers.

Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

irvin out!

jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, but we got Ron Rivera as the linebackers coach? holy crap.

Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

3rd time rivera has been released by the bears; as a player, as a coach, and as a coordinator. lovie didn't want him in the first place and they were desperately hoping he landed on of the 6 head coaching jobs he interviewed for.

chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Is he is a huge asshole or something?

Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

rivera? he went public about being "constricted" by the 4-3 defense when he was interviewing. lovie never wanted him but was over ruled, once rivera started talking smack i don't think the gm had his back anymore.

chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently Shannon Sharpe is done at NBC.

Michael (Oakland Mike), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, iread peter king's column and was like wtf? then once i got over my shock that i was reading peter king i saw the thing about sharpe.

chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope NBC and ESPN don't just trade doofuses. (Doofi?)

Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

NBC is going to replace him with Tiki I think.

Michael (Oakland Mike), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Tiki is dead to me. he is in schefter's band

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait - is SCHEFTER dead to you, too?

David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

HMMM. They weren't related statements, but let me get back to you on this.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi?

jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ok which of you is doing the schef today

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link


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