Voting is supposed to be difficult, if not impossible! It's not supposed to be easy!! Man up, you sorry citizens. People died for your right to stand in line while the whole system breaks down around you. In my day we had to scrap and brawl with knives just for the chance to climb up the side of a building and try to pitch a little piece of paper through a hole the size of a hummingbird's anus, and even then there was pretty fair odds the ballots would all be destroyed in a freak accident before they were even counted.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 1:29 PM
― GOOD LUCK USA (jergins), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
ralph nadar, kindly redistribute my balls into your mouth.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, November 5, 2008 6:37 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
She leans into her rake, "I usually go with the Republicans". She fixes her eye on me, "But this man....he is an honest man, you know?". Then she looks down at the leaves again, "And that other guy is too old!....And who does he pick? A jackass!"
Whoever took the entire American electorate and wrapped it up into one human being and deposited that human being in a yard in New Hampshire, thanks.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 7:26 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link