ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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yeah, I remember being really impressed by that plan. it's so counterintuitive, it just might work! also, it feels better to have an explanation for that accursed Super Bowl than just "goddamn you, Scott Norwood!"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

probably where Belichick got the idea that winning Super Bowls by a margin of 3 points or less is totally acceptable every time.

why would winning the super bowl be unacceptable?

also, it sounds like the same plan the celtics used on jordan in the 86 playoffs when he went for 60+ points in back to back games but the c's shut everyone else down.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

It is unacceptable, when the Patriots win.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

well that makes perfect sense.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

The 1990 Giants made young me cry.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The 2007 Giants make old me cry.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

is the giants theme song really going to be "yakety sax"?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/football/nfl/02/13/bc.fbn.barber.nbc.ap/p1_tiki_tv.jpg

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

tiki barber in action

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT GUY IS DEAD TO ME

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be so awesome, seeing a team come out to do pre-game drills and have them falling over their own feet or missing footballs or taking a shot right to chimes or whatever all to the tune of "yakety sax".

it seems like it should be a scene from a b-grade movie if it isn't already.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://attrition.org/movies/image/replacements.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ZING

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly the giants song should be the theme from 'benny hill'. of course the bears should be that one neil young song 'fuckin up'

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly the giants song should be the theme from 'benny hill'

which is "yakety sax".

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

you learn something new every day!

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ pwned

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ha!

rich eisen schefterblog post = lolz

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa guys that Rich Eisen post

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I confess:
http://www.ihatehim.com

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaha! brilliant!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

figured it was something like that but still - good show

(plus that site is like whoa)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I know!!! I just typed in "i hate him" in google thinking I'd find someone's live journal about their ex or something and found THAT and was like whoa psycho central on the internets, I have finally found you.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Example: You hate this guy because he's a certain race and you think everyone of that race is bad. This is not the kind of story we want. We won't post it.

Example: You hate this guy because he's a certain race, your girlfriend always wanted to get with someone of that race, and she left you. This is probably an okay story. You aren't hating him because of a racial stereotype, but because he took your girlfriend. We'd probably post it.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ Tom Brady

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

what did Tom Brady do?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah! You know, dude's life is tough - no one gives him any respect, no one gives his TEAM or COACH any respect, he's only got 3 rings, he got shot down by an Olson twin, and he might be gay. Maybe it's time to stop with the LOL, and start w/ the TLC.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't mean that as a defense of Tom Brady! I just didn't know what specifically to LOL at. but now I'm assuming it's that his ex-girlfriend's knocked up?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

TOM I STILL LOVE U

GOOD LUCK NEXT SEASON

GO PASTIES

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

NORV FUCKING TURNER

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ CHARGERS?!?!?!??!??!?!?!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

What the hell is Norv short for?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

that is such a good question!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Brady knocked up his ex. Enjoy paternity payments, richy mcrichdouche!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I never thought about the Norv Turner "what is that even short for" question before, and it will now haunt my dreams.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Norvella

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Norval 'Norv' Eugene Turner

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^according to wiki

Now Allyzay can go back to dreaming of fatheads.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

NORVAL

Garfield shd kick his ass.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope Norval dies on his way to signing his contract.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, people be takin' games seriously.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This hurts the 49ers almost as much as the Chargers.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

irvin out!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, but we got Ron Rivera as the linebackers coach? holy crap.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

3rd time rivera has been released by the bears; as a player, as a coach, and as a coordinator. lovie didn't want him in the first place and they were desperately hoping he landed on of the 6 head coaching jobs he interviewed for.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Is he is a huge asshole or something?

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/02/brady.jpg

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

rivera? he went public about being "constricted" by the 4-3 defense when he was interviewing. lovie never wanted him but was over ruled, once rivera started talking smack i don't think the gm had his back anymore.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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