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ha I wouldn't have guessed Nabisco would go Capt Save-A-Hack.

I would guess that anybody influenced by Barrett through a secondhand source -- like say Robin Hitchcock -- would eventually search out the original, esp. give the amount of proselytising done in Barrett's behalf. Every dumb high school kid who bought Wish You Were Here had a definite sense of who Barrett was.

m coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

But Stence, saying that Barrett's voice influenced people who didn't know of him is not a "wrong detail," it's demonstrably k-correct,

so pick on whoever was against that comparison, not me, i felt that was one of the few spot-on (if not exactly revelatory) things in the obit.

and I guarantee you that nuances like "but Wilson still contributed somewhat to 70s records" got left out of every other piece in here that boiled someone's lifetime down to five paragraphs! Saying "yeah, Wilson's creative input was kinda shot by then" strikes me as less of a "wrong detail" and more of the kind of big-picture compression that's necessary for a piece that's not even centrally about him.

it's more than five paragraphs and it completely discounts the fact that wilson's "smile" was one of last year's most lauded records. i know critics are the pretend art of forgetfulness, but come on man. if anything perhaps there should've been something in the piece about how ultimately neither his illness nor landy's completely fucked care was able to diminish wilson's creative powers? i dunno, maybe yeah save that for wilson's obit and not landy's, but i think it's worth sayin'.

Anyway, we don't have to go over whether Klosterman's "immune to criticism," cuz god knows nobody's saying he isn't -- I think all I'm saying (and maybe Matos too?) is that ... well, I'll say that personally I don't see what's that offensively lousy about this piece,

maybe what you should be saying is you don't give a fuck about wilson, landy or barrett, rather than protesting that you're not trying to save-a-klosterfuck? and really, why is it so outlandish that people who do care for, well, at least 2 of those 3 might find this piece banal, simplistic, uninteresting and lame? is it so hard to understand why even casual fans of barrett and wilson might find it, y'know, crap?

and that if we had a thread for every NYTMag article that was kinda hand-wavy and boring we'd be here for a long while, etc.

we pretty much do already, i remember scott (damn you seward!) started a thread about that sunn0)) article i mentioned upthread! and wtf, this is ilm, is there all of a sudden an embargo on discussing music criticism? i dunno about you but i'd rather read threads like this that actually discuss something as opposed to say, some shmuck's list.

-- I dunno, I feel like it should be clear where I'm coming from, but judging from your last post, maybe not? Whatever. The one about the body-building lady bugged me way more than this one.

i didn't even read that one! but it looked way more interesting than klosterfuck's uh clusterfuck. maybe i'll read it tonight.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"it felt as if he had already been dead for 35 years" is a horrible thing to say.

dqdq (dqdq), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"and wtf, this is ilm, is there all of a sudden an embargo on discussing music criticism? i dunno about you but i'd rather read threads like this that actually discuss something as opposed to say, some shmuck's list."

yeah, really. although, i have given myself a self-imposed limit of two new york times-related rants per calendar year. so i only get one more in 07. i didn't read all of the obits in the magazine, but this definitely stuck out as the worst that i read. seriously, it reads like 5 minutes of google/wiki "research". it reads like he's never even HEARD barrett before. which could actually be the case. and, okay, a "fanboy" writing it might have been worse, but i doubt it. just somebody, anybody (david fricke, maybe?), who has some sense of why syd's stuff is so long-lasting and how his music made an impact on 60's rock and beyond. till today! prog, psych, metal, indie-rock and on and on. klosterman's cult of the artist bugaboo is almost as tired as artist as crazy-ass shaman anyway. and, yeah, like matos said, maybe most people do know barrett more as a myth and all that crazy diamond stuff, but this kinda article is the reason why! trotting out the same tired lore and anecdotes that will never ever be as exciting or as interesting as the music he made. so, that's all i hope for as a fan. someone who takes the music and art seriously and gives someone who was talented their due. in a remembrance anyway! and i get matos's point that landy is good material, but he's a footnote. a footnote that belongs in a wilson bio. syd doesn't deserve being paired with him. someone who has been giving people nothing but pleasure for over 40 years does NOT need to be remembered as someone who "couldn't do anything". and that's why i started this thread.

scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

well written, scott.

NYTIMES EDITORS HIRE THIS MAN INSTEAD OF KLOSTERFUCK NEXT TIME, PLS.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ack, no, not me. i'm a boob. give d.wolk more work. or matos, for crying out loud. people who can do journalism and who don't suck.

scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

the modern notion of england was invented by the klf, duh

friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I'd love to read an article -- nah, a book -- on James Brown by Matos and D. Wolk! I shall rob a bank and commission such a thing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

d00dz, nabisco always figures that if you can explain it, then there's no big deal -- that's his shtick.

sterl clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

do we give klitstermaw credit for not taking the more obvious Arthur Lee/Syd pairing? As a huge Lee fan, I'm glad he didn't, but many people would claim Arthur had some mental issues too.

bill sackter (bill sackter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a bad piece, period, and that would be true even if it was written by someone who didn't mostly (if not completely) suck.

^^^^This is basically my stance here.

But Stence, saying that Barrett's voice influenced people who didn't know of him is not a "wrong detail," it's demonstrably k-correct

It may be correct, and I obviously understand his implication I just protest the way he said it. No big thing. If I was his editor I would have said something like: I get what you are saying, but it reads pretty stupid and maybe you should change the wording around.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

what "k-correct" mean?

m coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe i actually just read that whole thing

Surmounter (Awn, R), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF, dudes, someone thinking your complaints are overheated is not quite the same as an "embargo on discussing music criticism" -- what, is there an embargo on discussing your criticism of music criticism? (Besides which, once again, this isn't music criticism; it's one in a series of year-in-review obit pieces.) I'm not sure I'll ever understand why you guys are casting that as Saving Klosterman rather than, I dunno, thinking certain criticisms are just bunk (apparently Occam's Razor suggests I must have a hard-on for Klosterman rather than OMG just disagreeing with an ILM poster??), but if this kind of run-of-mill fluff really gets your dander up, so be it.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

for the first time ever on ilx, nabisco, stfu.

so not otm.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Stencil OTM

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha for neither the first nor last time on ILX: Stencil in randomly being a giant prick shocker!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

cry me a river.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

randomly being a prick? Nabisco, you're kind of asking for it. People disagree with you (total shocker I know) and you're not going to win any arguments or change minds at all on this thread. Let it go.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, we KNOW it's not music crit because it's made up entirely of opinion, conjecture, and sloppy googling. hey, wait a minute...

scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

K on college bowl games. Actually I like bowl games too, but this piece ends up being about 73% about Klosterman, and I don't really think the NCAA is going to make any decisions based on that.

Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned, have you read Wolk's Live at the Apollo 33 1/3? One of the three best in the series, easy.

Make a Beck Song #1 (wkwkwk), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

(also the Nabisco pile-on is amusing if only because it just confirms everything he's saying.)

Make a Beck Song #1 (wkwkwk), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned, have you read Wolk's Live at the Apollo 33 1/3? One of the three best in the series, easy.

Damn, you're right, I'd forgotten about that! Something to catch up on.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

There are worse reviews. There are worse Klosterman pieces by far. But I think it would have been nice to have a slightly better nytimes obit for Barrett and/or Landy since I like reading the times occasionally.

That's all.

mh (mike h.), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

So this is about his tone and not his points

Okay, I'm coming in late, but WTF? Of course it's about his tone and not his points. KLOSTERMAN is about his tone and not his points!

In the rare cases when he has any... Reading him can be mildly pleasant, in the way that having a VH1 list show on in the background while doing other things can be mildly pleasant, or intensely aggravating, in the way that a VH1 list show inspires atavistic blood-fury if you actually pay attention to anything the talking heads say.

Name Not Found (rogermexico), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

well, yeah--that's why I said his tone becomes essentially invisible to me after a while, because I know what to expect.

Make a Beck Song #1 (wkwkwk), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

so Our Number One Most Significant Interpreter Of Popular Culture is, you're saying then, the prose equivalent of Charlie Brown's mom?

Joan Didion wept.

Name Not Found (rogermexico), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link


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