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Pash needs one of these :

http://www.momentum98.com/netinewfx.jpg

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

A gravy boat?

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

A lamp with a genie in, clearly!

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.solidimages.com/3d/jpg/genie_lamp.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I favour strong drugs over steam inhalation.

I couldn't sleep last night cos of rib pain - I am going for another x-ray tomorrow as I fear there is more damage than I thought.

― Dr.C (Dr.C), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

It is done.

― tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Woo, I just completed a medium-level Guardian kakuro puzzle for the first time! 35 minutes!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Aw man, be careful, Dr. C!

What is done? Your haircut? Oh noes!!!!

Hurrah for puzzles. I don't even know what a kakuro puzzle is. I never got past crosswords.

Right. First we had a fire evacuation because some burgers caught fire in the pub kitchen. Bah. And then I talked to Dare on the phone! She's brought extra skates for me! I can't believe she is going to make me go ice skating!

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

It's like a crossword where you have to do sums.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, my hair has been cut. Now my beard is all wrong!

― tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Every time I see (your hair) falling, I get down on my knees and pray...

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a major disaster at our office this afternoon - we're all out of tea *and* coffee!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Argh! Send in the Red Cross!

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

And I've bought some cheap jaffa cakes from the discount sweet shop in cowley centre. Tasty AND to a budget!

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I've broken ribs twice and both times I was told there was nothing they could do other than prescribe heavy-duty painkillers. I'm sure you'll be fine, Doc, but I feel your pain :(

Dare sounds like she'll be good for you, Kate - I hope you have fun!

― Maaarghk C (Maaarghk C), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Filling me full of booze, making me hang out with rock stars, insisting we go to Mother Bar at 2 in the morning, dragging me off (including throwing a sickie at work) to go to a festival on no notice = good for me, in what universe?

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

First thing she said to me: "Dude, I just saw Pete Doherty on the TELEVISION!!! Is he, like, famous, here or something?"

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - I will take care, ta! I am going to go out and buy REAL strong painkillers in a bit. Any recommendations anyone?

I've bust a rib once before, and it hurts, but this is slightly different in that it as far as I know the rib is OK, but loose at one end. I'm now thinking that I may have cracked another one though - I can feel it thru my skin.

― Dr.C (Dr.C), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

In the universe of fun. And you love it, stop being coy.

Whenever I go ice skating I wobble like bambi and I keep thinking that I'll fall over and someone'll whizz by and slice my fingers off.

I'm sure that won't happen to you, tho.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

She is a mad half-Russian mentalist! She is all DEVIL ON SKATES, WOOO!!! and I am going to be pottering along grabbing the sides of the rink. I told her LOOK YOU REMEMBER HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO RIDE A BIKE, AND DRIVE A CAR, AND ALL THAT!!!

But then she remembered that it took her even longer to drive a car than it took me!

You know, there are some levels on which it really rocks, having a friend who you've known more than half your life. Like, you can talk about stuff that you did in 1986 and it makes sense.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i went ice skating last weekend. some 7 year old girl pushed me over, and another 7 year old boy helped me up, it was very embarassing. and then the 7 year old girl took all her 7 year old girlie friends to come and apologise to me and to make sure i was alright.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i've got all their numbers and myspace IDs.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Argh! I keep forgetting when I go into Flickr, I can't look at my contacts because Aussie Kate has NAKED PEOPLE on hers. Blimey!

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, I just told my boss that I'm not going to be here on Friday.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

She was all "nOooooo, you can't go..." until I asked her "Dude, have you *heard* of 1ggy p0p?"

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone up for some potential FAP action on Sunday btw?

― tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, I will message you, but I'm kinda at the mercy of St00g3s.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.voicechoice.com/images/3stooges.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate with the st00ges

http://www.mpa-garching.mpg.de/~lxl/personal/images/fun/stooges/stoo12.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, ignore everything I say as I actually mean MONDAY

― tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, the new Shimuras Line-up:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004XOO1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

When is "Higher than a Kite" single coming out btw?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Grrrrr. I wish I came with an erase button.

Like, when something is really, really, REALLY winding me up, I could press that button, and the irritant idea would just go away.

I know that now is not the time to be dealing with this, and it's something which needs to be resolved after the next few days are got through. But it's just so hard keeping a lid on that anger.

Some people never quite grasp the idea that their actions have consequences. :-(

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Argh! I keep forgetting when I go into Flickr, I can't look at my contacts because Aussie Kate has NAKED PEOPLE on hers. Blimey!

Blimey indeed.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

They are VERY naked.

They're not just slightly naked, they're *extremely* naked.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Now, I wouldn't mind if they were, you know, pointy nosed boys in their birthday suits, but they are very naked ladies!

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

If you go back through her stuff she does have a mostly naked boy painted blue.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

That is her brother, pretending to be Krishna, I believe. I have already seen those.

I don't just want dancing boys on stage. I want them in every aspect of my life, following me around and dancing and being all hott and stuff. OK, they might get in the way in the office a bit. The rest of the time they could just sit behind me and fan me with palm leaves or feed me dates or something.

Why was I not born a Pharoah? It just isn't fair.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

How can you be slightly naked?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

You can be slightly naked, as in you have no clothes on, but your bits are still obscured or covered by other aspects of your limbs and stuff.

Or you can be VERY naked where everything is, just like, you know, hanging out there on display.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

As in... Christine Keeler, slightly naked:

http://magiozal.mondo-exotica.net/arquivo/images/2005/christine_keeler.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Look, they can do the Banned Stronger Dance, too:

http://static.flickr.com/31/53493029_0389d9d53f_m.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Bring on the Shimura Souzaphone.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Our new polka direction...

Especially if we get dancing boys that hang upside down off each other and slap each others' asses in leather pants. Yeah!

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

polka dot dresses are nothing without beer pretzels and tight trousered arse slapping.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel faint at the thought.

And PBW keeps posting pictures of Cthulhus. I'm very tempted to send him a link to Hello Cthulhu but that might be mean. Then again, sometimes a squid is just a squid.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Apropo of absolutely nothing... I've been reading Ian Sinclair! Even though I decided he was rubbish, I gave him another chance.

And the first Rolling London M25 Walk he does is up the River Lee Or Lea!!!!!!!! With Bill Drummond!

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost, perhaps you should offer him cookies and ribbons

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I've got some leather trousers, but they're not tight - they're a bit big for me.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I think he might object. He doesn't seem to approve of being crushed on. I think it confuses him. (Or maybe it confuses me.)

What is the point of leather trousers if they are not tight? Have them taken in, FP.

― masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

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