ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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Remember the days when Jimmy Johnson got fired for WINNING a Super Bowl? Now you can't even get rid of shitty coaches ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought he left of his own free will!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

If by own free will you mean fired then yeah!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

(!) from Jimmy's wiki page:

He made a cameo appearance as a bearded prisoner in lockup on the TV series The Shield.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha!

"After the 1993 Super Bowl victory, Johnson walked away from the Cowboys due largely to his inability to work with Jones and Jones' desire to start being actively involved in which players were selected, while Johnson's contract gave him complete control over player personnel moves."

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

God, I remember that dipshitty cameo. All this cool DRAMA going on, and fucking JJ's in the cage, asking about Terry. HI DERE FOX.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha ok well not to diss on the Wikipedia and all, but Aikman tells it that Johnson was fired, and Johnson ain't denying it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, Wikipaws.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how I'm all "I got your non-cited, totally anecdotal source RIGHT HERE ALLY" in my HA HA post.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I HEARD WIKIPEDIA GOT BEAT UP IN A CLUB

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

*sniff*

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

who is responsible for the lynchian schefterblog!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

schefter blog is on page 3 of the search results for adam schefter now : D

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

we are making this happen. if you actually type in the words schefter blog it is now the top result, btw!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

SCOOPSNOODLE SCHEFTER IS ON THE 1ST PAGE NOW GUYZ!!!!!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

adamschefter6.html kind of fucks with me btw

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hello? good work on schefterblog today, high fives all around.

did anyone watch the story of the 1990 Giants last night?!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

didn't see it last night, but I've seen it before. they lay out Bill Belichick's brilliant plan to reign in the Bills' defense, right? ;__;

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

duh, the Bill's OFFENSE.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Bills' offense. I need a nap.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

they described Belichick telling his players that the only way to win was to let TT get 100+ yards, and how the giants' d was all "WTF SON" and Belichick is like "ok well here's some tapes of the K-gun this year" and the giants d was all "OK BOSS"

Narratively it makes the point, sort of, that the Bills WERE reigned in, just enough to put the whole game on Norwood's shoulders - which is probably where Belichick got the idea that winning Super Bowls by a margin of 3 points or less is totally acceptable every time.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, the plan that is apparently in the HOF whatever that even means but it makes me want to visit the HOF less now! Again, still stunned by handsome and youthful Belichick, also the story of the '90 Giants 100x more poignant and movie-worthy than the '86 Giants and I think the Hoss got ROBBED by not ranking in the top twenty.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, I remember being really impressed by that plan. it's so counterintuitive, it just might work! also, it feels better to have an explanation for that accursed Super Bowl than just "goddamn you, Scott Norwood!"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

probably where Belichick got the idea that winning Super Bowls by a margin of 3 points or less is totally acceptable every time.

why would winning the super bowl be unacceptable?

also, it sounds like the same plan the celtics used on jordan in the 86 playoffs when he went for 60+ points in back to back games but the c's shut everyone else down.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

It is unacceptable, when the Patriots win.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

well that makes perfect sense.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

The 1990 Giants made young me cry.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The 2007 Giants make old me cry.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

is the giants theme song really going to be "yakety sax"?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/football/nfl/02/13/bc.fbn.barber.nbc.ap/p1_tiki_tv.jpg

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

tiki barber in action

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT GUY IS DEAD TO ME

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be so awesome, seeing a team come out to do pre-game drills and have them falling over their own feet or missing footballs or taking a shot right to chimes or whatever all to the tune of "yakety sax".

it seems like it should be a scene from a b-grade movie if it isn't already.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://attrition.org/movies/image/replacements.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ZING

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly the giants song should be the theme from 'benny hill'. of course the bears should be that one neil young song 'fuckin up'

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly the giants song should be the theme from 'benny hill'

which is "yakety sax".

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

you learn something new every day!

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ pwned

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ha!

rich eisen schefterblog post = lolz

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa guys that Rich Eisen post

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I confess:
http://www.ihatehim.com

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaha! brilliant!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

figured it was something like that but still - good show

(plus that site is like whoa)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I know!!! I just typed in "i hate him" in google thinking I'd find someone's live journal about their ex or something and found THAT and was like whoa psycho central on the internets, I have finally found you.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Example: You hate this guy because he's a certain race and you think everyone of that race is bad. This is not the kind of story we want. We won't post it.

Example: You hate this guy because he's a certain race, your girlfriend always wanted to get with someone of that race, and she left you. This is probably an okay story. You aren't hating him because of a racial stereotype, but because he took your girlfriend. We'd probably post it.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ Tom Brady

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

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