School leavers should know how to cook a meal, handle domestic finances, take part in a debate, enjoy the theatre and use the internet.

i am able to do all of these things, so i left school.
now just gimme a desk job with benefits you fucks.

― ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

how about change a flat? do CPR? write a résumé?

― remy bean (bean), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i can change a flat and write a resume.

― ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't do either but I can do CPR. :(

― remy bean (bean), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link