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You know, I've never actually had any Leonard Cohen songs in my collection. And that is not an invitation for you to send me any.

(hah, "my collection", makes me sound like I take it all seriously)

Ed, just the *thought* of that makes my eyes hurt at this time in the morning.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 09:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Spotty bow ties I've always thought of as a bit "wacky" - so not really a good look at all. On the other hand, our man Day there is packing a good look, so maybe I need to invest.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 09:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah yes, the single which everybody bought for the "B" side!

C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 09:27 (seventeen years ago) link

What was the B side?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 09:31 (seventeen years ago) link

A magic roundabout parody. BBC promptly banned it, so obviously, everyone went and bought it.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning watercoolerers!

I am ridiculously happy this morning, despite the miserable weather. I mean, I'm normally pretty cheerful anyway but I just feel ultra-smiley today, for no particular reason.

I had a very successful time last night buying Christmas presents online (including winning some brilliant yet completely silly items from ebay), and now I'm sitting here with a lovely cup of freshly-brewed coffee, munching a slice of buttery wholegrain toast, listening to the radio while the rain lashes down outside; I have just the right amount of work busy-ness, and feel all contented. I wish I could bottle this feeling and give it away to people.


xpost : the b side was The Magic Roundabout sketch! ("I wonder if Florence is a virgin?")

C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't know Funky Moped was produced by Jeff Lynne! Learn something new etc.

I've currently stuck in an end of month figures nightmare. My queries are taking an age to run, and I KNOW my boss is gonna be mean to me when I tell him that OTHER PEOPLE are being tardy in giving me numbers. Sheesh.

However, just finished some coffee, so should feel better soon.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning CJ. So that ecstasy I slipped in your coffee is working, eh? ;)

substitute, mitya for him (mitya), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 09:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm like an irritatingly bouncy Tigger at the best of times, so can you imagine how completely unbearable I'd be if I took mood-enhancing drugs as well?!?! It'd be like living with a hyperactive Pollyanna.

C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Johnney - can't you avert your boss being mean to you by raising the issue proactively with him now? Tell him that despite your best efforts, people are being slow in giving you the information you need to be able to do your job, and you'd appreciate his managerial assistance. He's the boss, he's paid to sort problems out!

C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I've tried that. My boss is lovely, but when I've raised this issue in the past his response that it's my job to manage them and put pressure on where necessary. I'm just a little uncomfortable putting pressure on people who are likely to sack me if I piss them off. Like when I have too much work on and I tell my boss not to keep giving me work, he responds that I need to "learn to manage my workload better."

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hello! i'm the biggest moron in the world! goodbye!

emsk ( emsk ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh emsk, no you're not! You're great!

(what have you done?)

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Good morning!

JB, I feel your pain. I'm still in monthend myself. Though at least I'm not waiting for other people, because I'd have to KILL THEM if I were.

Other than that... well, I feel kinda weird. I'm having huge doubts about going to ATP. I know that I'm probably going to have PMT all weekend long and everything will piss me off. I'm exhausted and want nothing more than a weekend where I get to sleeeeeeep and do nothing. Plus, it's the last free time I have to CLEAN UP my house before my mum arrives, and even though she says "don't worry about cleaning, I just want to see YOU!!!" I still don't want her to see my house in this state. Plus, I can't take any more time off work...

But then I get emails from Dare where she's just all "BLEEEEEEEE!!!" and that makes me feel 17 again and her saying "...and Rock Star X will be there, and maybe Rock Star Y..." which makes me laugh and laugh.

And the 17 year old in my is saying "GO! GO! GO! YOU WILL HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!!" and the grown up in me is saying "You have a mortgage and should be good and stay home."

What do I doooooooo?!?!?

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Go.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Go!

C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I am going to get no sleep. I am going to be PMT-ing. I am going to be surrounded by cnuts. (No, literally, there's a Norwegian in the party.) If this isn't a recipe for massive moodswings I don't know what is.

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Pay your mortgage! Your home is at risk if you fail to keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it!

(I've heard)

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Go anyway, Kate. If you don't go, you'll maybe wish you had.

I feel even worse today than I did yesterday. I'm closing up and going home after dinner, fuck this.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry to hear that, Pash. Have you got anything for it?

I need to decide how I want my hair cut within the next ten minutes.

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Pseudoephedrine is what you need.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Ach, that's awful, Pash. Get some rest, feel better.

TISSP! don't cut your hair. Pavement will laugh at you.

I guess I should ask my boss what's going on with Xmas holidays, because it might be OK if I can take Friday and maybe Monday off. But that depends on how much time we get between Xmas and New Years... argh.

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"cnuts" just made me laugh out loud :)

Hope you feel better soon, Pash. Go home and tuck yourself up in bed.

tissp : shave it all off.

C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

No really, it needs cutting! The length isn't bothering me, but the thickness is--my head is like twice as wide as it needs to be

xposts

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Why don't you get some little devil horns to keep it out of your face when it gets long and thick. Like this:

http://musicphotog.com/wp-gallery2.php?g2_itemId=1780

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Interesting, I actually knew what that picture would be before I even clicked on it...

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, but you probably thought it would be this:

http://musicphotog.com/wp-gallery2.php?g2_itemId=1762

God DAMN it, who keeps going in the MySpace and changing the pictures? We specifically got new photos taken with the new lineup, and someone goes and changes it to one that's not just the old lineup, but also has BUMLOVE all over it. Get that shit off my band.

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn. I'm Mark today. Why can't I be Ben? I'm always Ben! My colleague is being Ben today. It isn't fair.

(Coffee mugs we end up getting.)

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Nothing wrong in being Mark!

M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

what HAVEN'T i done

emsk ( emsk ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

There's just so MANY of you is all.

Meaning: Brave
You like to defend
To support and to save
You are dauntless and daring -
You are truly brave
Your name reflects the fact
That you have no fear
You protect your posessions
And your loved ones so dear
Whatever the struggle
You're sure to succeed
Against any opponent
You shall take the lead

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been in a meeting for the last hour where most of time was spent deciding where to eat for our xmas lunchtime get-together. Nothing was decided, so bah humbug to the lot of 'em.

Oh emsk, you've done lots of stuff, the majority of it brilliant. You know this as well, so i can't see the problem. Unless you've murdered a kitten or something, in which case, you're a bad bad woman.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I got a script from the doctor the other day for some antibiotic or other, she said to try steam inhalation, and if it didn't work after a couple of days, get the antibiotics. I was up till 4am this morning, coughing & hacking, so I guess the steam didn't work, ugh.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yet another thuringian cittern on ebay that I probably won't win

Nice decoration, though.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, there's a time and a place for steam inhilation and there's a time for HEAVY DUTY DRUGS.

I can't decide if it's a blessing or a curse that MySpace tells you "so and so is not just ignoring your mail, they just haven't actually read it yet."

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Pash needs one of these :

http://www.momentum98.com/netinewfx.jpg

C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

A gravy boat?

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

A lamp with a genie in, clearly!

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.solidimages.com/3d/jpg/genie_lamp.jpg

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I favour strong drugs over steam inhalation.

I couldn't sleep last night cos of rib pain - I am going for another x-ray tomorrow as I fear there is more damage than I thought.

Dr.C (Dr.C), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

It is done.

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Woo, I just completed a medium-level Guardian kakuro puzzle for the first time! 35 minutes!

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Aw man, be careful, Dr. C!

What is done? Your haircut? Oh noes!!!!

Hurrah for puzzles. I don't even know what a kakuro puzzle is. I never got past crosswords.

Right. First we had a fire evacuation because some burgers caught fire in the pub kitchen. Bah. And then I talked to Dare on the phone! She's brought extra skates for me! I can't believe she is going to make me go ice skating!

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

It's like a crossword where you have to do sums.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, my hair has been cut. Now my beard is all wrong!

tissp! (tissp!), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Every time I see (your hair) falling, I get down on my knees and pray...

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a major disaster at our office this afternoon - we're all out of tea *and* coffee!

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Argh! Send in the Red Cross!

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

And I've bought some cheap jaffa cakes from the discount sweet shop in cowley centre. Tasty AND to a budget!

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link


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