November 8th, a day that will live in infamy

you sound like coworkers in an anne tyler novel.

is she skinny and scrappy with legs as thin as chopsticks and one day you will realize you loved her all along.

i have no idea who anne tyler is.

The Accidental Tourist sounds vaguely familiar. otherwise, totally unfamliar

you should give her a video cassette of "it's the the great pumpkin, charlie brown" for christmas

fully planning to bump a merry christmas with bing crosby & the andrews sisters on the way out to bellevue today for my lasik evaluation. today feels like a day for "mele kalikimaka".

here is mele kalikimaka for everyone to enjoy: http://www.sendspace.com/file/nczie7

thanks! i DLed Irie Christmas box set so i expect to get down with some little drummer boy done reggae right

today i saw a boy wearing a hoodie imprinted with MERRY CHRISTMAS SPORTS

http://www.sendspace.com/file/iua3dy

for fans of studio - finnish xmas song + remix i found on last.fm

thanx max

jergins, i've had the trojan xmas box set for a year and haven't listened to it yet. soon though i can feel it

soon though i can feel it

― Lingbert, Thursday, November 6

true, that is today's date.

November 8th, a day that will live in infamy

the empire state building is red, green, and white already!

lingbert dressed as santa visited me at work today!

i heard you got some intersting presents.

activision game! rosie o'donnell's book! canadian coins!

so did you give all the presents out to everyone? what was the response?

what made people the happiest? the saddest?

the jane goodall video is already a hit. we broke out the vcr.
there's talking of dusting off the boss' activision to play KABOOM!
i already know who's getting the rosie book.
i'm saving the wrapped present to open on christmas day.
thanking u santa

i might have to hurt you for bringing the graaf sisters cd into this place though. boss is threatening to play it all December to "get us pumped"

first page gis for graaf sisters is almost nsfw!

http://fotos.imusica.com.br/fotos/alb_graaf_sisters_49807.jpg

haha

graaf had a couple big hits off that album in sweden in 1998.

yeah, they have some noodz out there. they are (were?) also models in sweden.

here's a bigger image of the cover http://www.microsaft.com/graaf/scan055@graaf_sisters.jpg

that one is signed though

meghan says thanks, she's pretty stoked about the bendy straws: they work well with pbr i'm told

ah yeah

merriest of xmases 2 u meghan

the other hit, which sounds the same

i definitely did not expect to be discussing graaf in 2008

KRAM FREDRIK

the remix of I Want Your Sex is pretty good! we're enjoying it now and the co-workers are surprised that i know all the words. duh, like how could i not know all the words?

"monogamy mix"

it gets looooow-down and sexxxxual in the 2nd half. could use an edit but i could play it out, for sure.

lingyclaus santabert

Ho, ho

u own a santa suit??

it's too much.

it's the cheesiest suit. $13 new in package at goodwill. comes with hat, beard, coat, pants, belt, and bootcovers.

the complete list of gifts given to jergins and all his little friends at his office:
--graaf cd
--rosie o'donnell autobio (hardcover)
--george michael-i want your sex remix(?) 12-inch
--collection of short writings by albert einstein (paperback)
--package of bendy straws
--less than $1 in canadian coins
--special gift for jergins that enclosed in a nutty church brochure that i've had for a few years. it says "Welcome To The Fascinating World Of The Apocalypse!" on the cover and the illustrations are the greatest.
--KABOOM! atari game
--Jane Goodall:My Life With The Chimpanzees on vhs
--hello kitty clock

the hello kitty clock appeared on my bedside table last night.

i also acquired the canadian coins and some euro coins that you forgot to list.

i will spend them.

i am really jealous of your clock.

[dan perry joke]

'silver bells' is a piece of shit

today's office christmas music chatter:

"bing crosby's voice just SOUNDS like christmas!"

and

"i think this is like the date rape christmas song"
(in reference to "baby it's cold outside")

"bing crosby's voice just SOUNDS like christmas!"

if the song was white christmas, then i can't necessarily argue with them.

"i think this is like the date rape christmas song"
(in reference to "baby it's cold outside")

shitheads

it wasn't white christmas!!

bing + andrews sisters xmas album is good stuff, and it doesn't even have white christmas on it.

i'm dreaming of a date rape christmas?????

bang crosby and the underage sisters

as if christmas weren't bad enough already you guys jesus

srsly:

"i really can't stay"
"but baby, it's cold outside"
subtext: you can't go out bc i have not f***ed you yet

yeah but it's not
"i really can't stay"
"but baby, it's cold outside"
subtext: you're a minor and i'm not and i want to fuck you

age of consent does not imply consent!!!!

wtf is going on on this board

here's my christmas gift to you