THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE CATALOG TERMS THAT TUOMAS (FAKE OR OTHERWISE) EXPRESSES EUROPEAN CONFUSION ABOUT.

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THIS DIET IS KILLING ME

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

pathos

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait are we back on tuomas terms now?

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, just stop being on a diet.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

well that would be the obvious option, yeah

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

yesterday i discovered an "egg roll" that was about the size of my forearm and purportedly stuffed with cheesesteak filling. it's taunting me now, from across the city.

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

OK that's a pretty broad definition of egg roll but I think you should eat it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

next time i'm drunk.

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

*checks watch*

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll post up the results on the thread where i ate the hot dog made out of circus peanut material.

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

wait are we back on tuomas terms now?

no i was talking about you

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

130 miles from the nearest Krystal.
340 miles from the nearest White Castle.

Three blocks from the nearest Sonic, but whatev's, they try too hard sometimes.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dan is that sub place on newbury st still there (i think like at clarendon)? i used to be obsessed w/their steak n cheese when i worked over there. omg so fatty and liquid cheesy and they wrapped them up in a clear plastic bag so you could see the grease all seeping and pressing up against it omg.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I know of one up at Exeter but not one at Clarendon!

I'm going to the sandwich nazi behind Soup or Salad, anyway.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah maybe it was exeter - it's been a while. it was in the basement on the south side of the street.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

sanwich shop down the street has deep-fried hot dog po boy. i'm afraid of it.

― jon jonson (p.j.), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

!!!!

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

This is just to say that I now have mantits and a belly, and the shirt I chose to wear to work this fine day accentuates both. I feel like the fat Soprano from Celebrity Fit Club.

Someone send me a taco.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, is Tuomas Finnish?

― jon jonson (p.j.), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

My high school biology textbook used the disturbing physical similarities of Finns (complete with pictures) to politely address the genetic qualities of isolated populations without calling it inbreeding.

Just a bit of trivia for y'all.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

cf boing boing guide to telling chinese and japanese apart

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

There is no Sonic within 150 miles of Boston, yet they air commercials on Boston tv!

WHY YOU TORTURE ME???

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

SERIOUSLY

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I would coney all this tots. With onions on top.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

PLZ TO GIVE DELICIOUS FLAVORED DRINKS.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

AGREED ON SONIC ADS/SONIC DENIAL. CRUEL.

Where is the love for the culvers butterburger?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought i was the only person that loved Arby's

a friend new a kid in highschool that worked there and used to wipe his ass with the meat. why someone would want arby's meat in his ass, i dunno.

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i just threw up a little

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

why a person would love arby's after hearing that story == ?????? xp

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

340 miles from the nearest White Castle.

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle: Special Extended-Edition 12-DVD Box Set

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Disc 2 includes:

DELETED SCENES:

*tribute to Ishtar
*Unrated Neil Patrick Harris scenes
*rotoscoping slider montage

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Jaxon has told that story before and while it is completely horrifying, I still love Arby's.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

In your ass?

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Haven't tried that, so maybe? I'm expecting "no".

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I never noticed this before, but the Hardee's/Carl's Jr logo looks pissed off!

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

He looks like he just wiped his ass with the meat.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.worldfranchising.com/logos/1149190324.gif

he's psyched cause some douche customer is gonna eat it but at the same time his ass feels gross

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/sales/new/megamac/images/mega.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://andrewteman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mcd1.gif

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG U CAN GET THAT + MCNUGGETS + FRIES + COKE FOR ONLY 730 YEN WHAT A DEAL!!!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/andrew-nf-burger.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

10. hardee's up your ass

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

In India, where Hindu and Islamic Sharia dietary laws prohibit Hindus from eating beef and Muslim from eating pork, the Big Mac was renamed the Maharaja Mac and was originally made with lamb instead of beef; however, along with the company's other meat items it is now made from chicken.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Big Mac was renamed the Maharaja Mac and was originally made with lamb instead of beef

This sounds fucking DOPE!

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I have investigated this as I hope to convince McDonalds to let me open boutique versions of foreign McD's in major metro areas.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

mega mac, japanese tv: perfect storm

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that's kind of a brillaint idea jon

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I think so!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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