thinking i might be drunk tonight
― babaluba (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link
ok it's official
― your friend the drunk (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link
we ran out of club soda on this historic night so i had to invent a new drink it is comprised of rum and lime and champagne and it is called MANDATE
it tastes good but i do not recommend it because of the drunkeness oh holy shit
― lxy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 06:48 (fifteen years ago) link
who wants to drink my election night share, it could be like carbon emissions trading.
― estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 06:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i will take this on, my first act of service to a new america
― jergins, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link
cheers, you are a fine new american
― estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
"You are about to go on one of the great journeys of life. Congratulations and go enjoy yourself."
― estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link
oi yoi yoi but good good good
― lxy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link
jj on fluffy bear:
i mean this is a guy who once got sent home from work after election night because his boss could not only smell the whiskey sweats coming off him, but also identify (correctly) the brand of whiskey in question.
― CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 6:31 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link
me: if i brought in cheap gin would you drink it?boss: if you brought gasoline in i'd drink it
― jergins, Saturday, 22 November 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i love me some gin but the cheap stuff ain't worth the pain
― t. silaviver, Saturday, 22 November 2008 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link
well hello.
― tehresa, Saturday, 22 November 2008 06:42 (fifteen years ago) link
lol reel around the fountain youtube
― jelky, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link
whos drunk now
to answer your question, i am drunk now
― lxy, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link
ctrl-f drnuk comes up red
― jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link
boss, drinking vitamin water: I WISH THIS WAS BURBOUN
hoi hoi
― lxy, Sunday, 11 January 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link
not drunk, but i have just made the most delicious drink:juice of 1/2 a fresh grapefruit + gin, shaken, over ice.
simple yet wonderful!
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
apparently this is called a greyhound.
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link
my understanding is that a greyhound = vodka + grapefruit juice
― max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link
a cursory google search indicates that my understanding is limited, though not entirely incorrect
the search told me the same thing, max. my sister told me it was a greyhound.
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link
perhaps it is like a martini, where you can have vodka or gin, but all the cool ppl drink them with gin.
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link
that seems most likely
― max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link
if you add salt to the rim its a salty dog
grapefruit-based drinks are good when you are sick/getting sick. sort of.
maybe i will just consider it preemptive. it is the cold and flu season, right? (aka winter)
gin is much more effective on me than it used to be! i have been sipping slowly for 45 min and am all woozy.
― tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link
i might be drunk when you get home b/c it's time to medicate my cold with whiskey
― lxy, Sunday, 8 February 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
oh boy fun!
― jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i won't even be able to tell
― jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.morenewmath.com/img/equations/87.gif
― lxy, Saturday, 18 April 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaearly times?
― jergins, Saturday, 18 April 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link
how is it possible that i'm drunk on 3 shorties laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
― lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
doesn't mean i'm not gonna keep drinking, mind you
― lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
stay fresh for tomorrow yo
― jergins, Thursday, 2 July 2009 06:34 (fourteen years ago) link
come on now, you know i'm always ready to go again
― lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link
neat
― jergins, Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link
is that how you're drinking them tonight
― lxy, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
nah but we outta ice so i joined them with the wine. lol at their drunken boating conversations
― jergins, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
figured but never knew for sure until tonight: mojitos are NAST
― jergins, Sunday, 12 July 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link
lollllllllllll
― lxy, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link
haaaa
― jergins, Monday, 28 September 2009 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link
jeeeeeeez
― jergins, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
drunkrels, eh?
― lxy, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
dang speights
― jergins, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link
oh haha, the beer regret!
― lxy, Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link
dang steinlager u good stuff
― jergins, Thursday, 22 October 2009 08:44 (fourteen years ago) link