CHICAGO: If Hepatitis C Were Attacking Your Face Instead of Your Liver You'd Be Doing Something About It

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (5123 of them)

View Previous Page...

Sorry Jesse, I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to go to work now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone, get over it.

― Jeff... (Jeff...), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, don't you work out all the time?

Once upon a time (like a year and a half ago), yes. I had been back at the cardio for a couple of months lately but injury, poorness, and malaise put an end to it for the better part of November.

Yeah, cram a sock in it, you whores.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

(How are you pronouncing whores there, Dan? hee hee)

― Calico (calico), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, cram a sock in it, you whores.

Was that directed at me and John?

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

That bus tracker... it's a miracle! I think Heath takes the Madison bus. I wonder if he knows about this?

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Amy Sedaris is going to be signing her wonderful book I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence" at 7 PM at the Borders on N. Michigan Avenue. I plan on being there to watch as Courtney gets her copy signed, and most likely get a signed copy for myself. If you would like to join us, then come on.

http://www.amysedarisrocks.com/images/ilikeyou/intro1.jpg

http://www.amysedarisrocks.com/images/ilikeyou/intro2.jpg

http://www.amysedarisrocks.com/images/ilikeyou/intro3.jpg

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Another fine email, from a different person who shall remain nameless.

I think I might love you, Jesse. Can we maybe have each others’ babies before my bio clock is done turning round? I’ve got a good decade, maybe — no rush.

This may contain confidential material. If you are not an intended recipient, please notify the sender, delete immediately, and understand that no disclosure or reliance on the information herein is permitted. We may monitor email to and from our network.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

From the Introduction to I Like You:

"I can't write good, but I can cook even better...."

?Even though the word "entertainment" is commonly used today, to me it sounds charmingly old-fashioned, like courtship or back-alley abortion."

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I want a Broadway bus tracker! Global bus tracker implementation might just be enough to bring me into the Blackberry world.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought the signing was Friday??

― Calico (calico), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

a western ave bus tracker would save me the decision of "do i get off at western & congress and wait for anywhere between 1 and 40 minutes with the local gang bangers or do i ride the extra 20 minutes through the loop to division or damen and walk?"

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

she started going "EEEEEEEEEEEEE" at you, which seemed to either sooth you or otherwise make you want to stop ranting.

I find this hilarious for some reason.

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

It was.

― Calico (calico), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The book signing is Wednesday. I was wrong.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a huge zit on my nose, the kind that could stick around for awhile. I'd rather that I didn't.

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Zit kills thread dead.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Get back here.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY FINE STAY AWAY.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The most hilarious thing about the sonic conditioning is it makes Krista look like a fucking awesome genius. Either she's done it before, in which case she's a fucking genius, or she's so nuts that it was the first loony thing that occurred to her to distract John in public, in which case she's awesome.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Was that directed at me and John?

You whores better believe it was.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Seeing the sonic conditioning LIVE IN PERSON was what I imagine watching Dog Behaviorist Cesar Milan in action would be like. Jesse and I tried making a buzzing noise that is fun to make when people are trying to bowl but that didn't work.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I am starting to feel kind of down but I think it's just because I'm sleepy, kind of hungry, bored to death, and f'n lazy.

― Calico (calico), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we stop pretending that the anonymous person Jesse keeps quoting isn't Courtney?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I put a few photos from my trip home on my flickr page (sorry Ottoman). They're of my family's cottage and mostly feature me and/or my mom standing around.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Wasn't that a given? It's not so much "pretending" as "ignoring".

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

It isn't Courtney.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

You buncha know-nothing know-it-alls.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet my cousin and his bf will be at the Amy Sedaris reading.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get "Lance Rock." Is it a made-up homo name?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds like a POWER NAME to me.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

He is a Beyond the Valley of the Dolls character.

― Calico (calico), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

My BMI is normal. Not high or low, just normal. 20.1
WEREN'T YOU JUST DYING TO KNOW MY BMI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, like Lance Loud + Rock Hudson.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

John: Homer, what have you got against gays?

Homer: You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law, it'd be against it!

Marge: Oh Homer, please! You're embarrassing yourself.

Homer: No I'm not, Marge! They're embarrassing me. They're embarrassing America. They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Lance Rock, in action:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/adamfrapp/stills/doll17.jpg

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Z-Man's senior picture:

http://www.filmsinreview.com/Images/z-man.jpg

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kelly_eyes2.gif

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) Holy hail, who is that?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.filmsinreview.com/Images/z-man.jpg http://www.cutty.org/beach.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Who is that?

― Calico (calico), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it still considered meta-humor if we're not actually on ilx?

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

What's the haps? I'm bored.

― Calico (calico), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in class and they are setting up a video called "Revitalizing the Lawyer-Poet: What Lawyers Can Learn from Rock and Roll" and I am not optimistic.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

beach.jpg = Cutty

No idea who the first dude is.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

As a matter of fact, whatever good will I started with today is slowly unraveling with every continued second of this movie.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm not familiar with your ROCK AND ROLL."

http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/4180/copyofcavemanlawyer22ku.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Plus this movie used Bill Clinton and Alberto motherfucking Gonzales as examples of why attorneys are well-suited professionally and ethically to serve as leaders.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

HA!

Nick just called but there was a meeting going on behind me (glass walls and they never shut the door) AND a guy came in for another meeting. Way to ruin my personal life, folks! I'm trying to gab on the phone here!

― Calico (calico), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 5023 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.