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11 am here, can you get drunk on vegemite toast and half a grapefruit?

― john della boscaoila (sic), Friday, September 26, 2008 4:50 PM

you can if you pour enough vodka over it

― SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Friday, September 26, 2008

ROCKTOBER OUT WITH YOUR COCKTOBER OUT

― Local Garda, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 5:07 AM

hm intersting analogy you sir are suggest banned.

- (gr8080), Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:02 PM

there could be a little more rock in my tober

― jonty alouette (electricsound), Friday, 3 October 2008 07:21 (4 days ago)

Next time Ashley Cole plays for England, instead of booing, the whole crowd should just put their phones on vibrate at once.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 3:40 AM

Since it's all in CAPITALS, I thought the thread title was an abbreviation :-/
(Mothers I'd Like to Know or something)

― StanM, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:40 (2 hours ago)

this is more a small town MN thing, but I remember driving around so many times with beers up on the defroster vent on the dashboard...cuz we would have to hide our beer in the trunk, so they froze solid, so then we would drive around with like 5 beers on defrost, i remember some one would have to keep rotating them like those hot dog things at a convenience store

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:06 AM

Well I just assumed that at 41 you're too busy handling your mid-life crisis to care about any sort of forums or polls.

― Moka, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 9:40 PM

my posting here IS handling my mid-life crisis

― I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, October 22, 2008 9:40 PM

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/yellowcard.jpg

best gauge of a character is a person's reaction to the middle-finger caressing the palm in mid-shake

― eman, Friday, October 24, 2008 1:34 PM

and as this thread has basically made pretty clear, ADD is totally liveable and even useful in some situations.

wut

― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Saturday, October 25, 2008 12:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lost myspace password/new email account

lol

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3019/2973592054_8883935155.jpg
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Saturday, October 25, 2008 8:12 PM

Re: . . . And Speaking of Science [Mark R. Levin]

While we're on the subject, maybe Hitchens can tell us what scientific research he opposes, if any. Science in the wrong hands, like religion, can be a very dangerous weapon. My guess is he hasn't given it sufficient thought. He uses science as a weapon against religion without presenting a thoughtful, workable approach of his own.

10/28 11:16 AM

― joe 40oz (deej), Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:10 AM

he probably opposes the science that created nonalcoholic beer if you know what i'm sayin

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:12 AM

he's the man, a man with the fingered butt
a spider's butt!

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Monday, April 10, 2006 7:08 PM (2 years ago)

i was under the impression they do timeout - pretty sure some mod or other mentioned that - if they dont well all be banned eventually

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:29 (2 hours ago)

a fitting end to ilx

― bnw, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:30 (2 hours ago)

I would like to know how we, collectively, could have been so asleep at the wheel as to have not made an instant recurring phrase out of "anal sex is like foie gras." Thank you.

― J0hn D., Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:36

friend: "There's no swearword worse than 'motherfucker'."
snoball: "Er... 'grandmotherfucker'?"

― snoball, Monday, November 17, 2008 7:47 AM

can anyone contact gershy and see if he can find the true story on justin norman

― omar little, Monday, 17 November 2008 21:22

i'll get velko to email him

― eman, Monday, 17 November 2008 21:25

you forgot the winky

― creator of 2008's most successful meme (velko), Monday, 17 November 2008 21:28

gabbneb looks like he has a constant craving

― Lingbert

grady no offense but you sort of sound like chaki on this thread...

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max)

thanks for taking time away from your busy phil collins listening schedule to make that important post, max.

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080)

actual lol

yes we never can

― eman, Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:00 AM

MotorwayAve (5:26:48 PM): what would be the ultimate in person rickroll
roxymuzak (5:27:50 PM): i would say, traveling to DC for the inauguration after they opened up the entire mall and instead of obama coming out and being inaugurated it is rick astley performing "never gonna give you up"

― roxymuzak, Friday, December 5, 2008 2:39 PM

pretty decent rick roll would be leaving yr man at the altar and playing never gonna give you up instead of the wedding march, imho

― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Friday, December 5, 2008 2:48 PM

yeah or being really rich and old and then when you die your children open the will and its just the lyrics of never gonna give u up

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, December 5, 2008 2:50 PM

re: the new animal collective

sounds like Too $hort

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, December 12, 2008 3:32 PM

Too $hort if he only pimped out angels.

― a hoy hoy, Friday, December 12, 2008 3:33 PM

..."brian" the guy who came with the game that nabisco married accidentally....

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, December 15, 2008 12:41 AM

from portland thread:

Y'know, if we're going to have weather like this we might as well have a football team.

― Clay, Sunday, 21 December 2008

noted meteorologist Greg Nickels

― super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, December 20, 2008 9:55 PM

365 Whole Bean coffee can be had at $6.66 a lb.

― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, December 21, 2008 7:10 PM

A random bloke tried to feel me up during a showing of Dog Day Afternoon, circa 1993. In fairness: it was a 16mm projection in a dingy theatre in Edinburgh, and I was wearing leather trousers and a full-length leather coat.

― grimly fiendish, Saturday, 27 December 2008 15:51

tombot's post-fest following this

"GUM?! What a cherry ripoff."

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, January 2, 2009 4:33 PM

http://www.zyx.com/glyn/images/lols/dearSnow_small.jpg

― glynsync, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 5:28 PM

nothing beats a paper mill

― mookieproof, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:45 PM

except a scissors mill

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:57 PM

it was a big deal when i had to announce to roxy that i was straight

― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Wednesday, January 7, 2009 6:44 PM

lol max

You are all fancy in the pants area. [...]

― mose def (kenan), Sunday, January 18, 2009

just cuz it's a funny phrase the rest is kinda bullshit thus removed

I think it is a nice design, too. I hate Pepsi, but I would probably drink it if it started coming in a platinum statuette of Macho Man Randy Savage piledriving Hulk Hogan (provided the expense stayed low). I would say that the average American Pepsi consumer has rolled with the punches so far and will probably not do anything but keep drinking Pepsi as normal. I am glad we had this lengthy talk, though.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 9 January 2009 23:10

funny he found a size XXXXXXXXXL shirt in a gas station

― cutty, Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:13 AM

where else would you buy a shirt that big

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:15 AM

Why do I only ever get Excelsiored three years later?

― Eric H., Monday, January 26, 2009 10:33 AM

so it doesnt go to your head.

― s1ocki, Monday, January 26, 2009 10:39 AM

Your comments are like wine?

― StanM, Monday, January 26, 2009 10:40 AM

ur ahead of yr time

― ice cr?m, Monday, January 26, 2009 10:41 AM

xxxpost sez guy who gets excelsiorized for sneezing

― Eric H., Monday, January 26, 2009 11:11 AM

about bco

cruise their version of wdyll and then come back to this one. it's like seeing yourself in the mirror with the florescent lights on.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, January 27, 2009 8:07 PM

the followup line was really great too!

I'm going to Hell.... Help me?
― Norrie J. Amiss, Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:21 PM

grab a pitchfork
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, June 15, 2006 6:54 PM

can i be an html playground moderator?

― ☪, Sunday, February 1, 2009 5:01 AM

can i be a astronaut

― eman, Monday, February 2, 2009 10:20 AM

what if the code gets rewritten so that you can make any changes you want without rewriting code?

― s1ocki, Tuesday, February 3, 2009 6:23 AM

i <3 s1ocki

not sure if this is lol or just otm

i mean, every other shopper "disrupts" the grocery store when they're standing in line in front of you. every other car disrupts your use of the road in a traffic jam. every other asshole on the G disrupts my ability to find an empty seat in an unstinky car.

Oh, I don't like any of those people, either.

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Monday, February 9, 2009 3:14 PM

all celebrity herpes can be traced to derek jeter - true fact

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 12, 2009 11:06 AM

where can I meet single girls on valentines day?

― CaptainLorax, Saturday, February 14, 2009 1:22 PM

With their friends watching Bridget Jones, drinking lambrini, dressed in their pj's with cushions on their laps.
Talkin' bout how good they feel since they kicked that dirtbag to the curb.

― not_goodwin, Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:02 PM