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i have exited whatever circle of hell that was WHEW

jergins, Friday, 26 September 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

thinking i might get drunk tonite

gr8090, Saturday, 4 October 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

thinking i might be drunk tonight

babaluba (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link

ok it's official

your friend the drunk (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

we ran out of club soda on this historic night so i had to invent a new drink it is comprised of rum and lime and champagne and it is called MANDATE

it tastes good but i do not recommend it because of the drunkeness oh holy shit

lxy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 06:48 (fifteen years ago) link

who wants to drink my election night share, it could be like carbon emissions trading.

estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 06:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i will take this on, my first act of service to a new america

jergins, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link

cheers, you are a fine new american

estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link

"You are about to go on one of the great journeys of life. Congratulations and go enjoy yourself."

estela, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link

oi yoi yoi but good good good

lxy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link

jj on fluffy bear:

i mean this is a guy who once got sent home from work after election night because his boss could not only smell the whiskey sweats coming off him, but also identify (correctly) the brand of whiskey in question.

― CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 6:31 PM

jergins, Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

me: if i brought in cheap gin would you drink it?
boss: if you brought gasoline in i'd drink it

jergins, Saturday, 22 November 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i love me some gin but the cheap stuff ain't worth the pain

t. silaviver, Saturday, 22 November 2008 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

well hello.

tehresa, Saturday, 22 November 2008 06:42 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol reel around the fountain youtube

jelky, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

whos drunk now

jelky, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

to answer your question, i am drunk now

lxy, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link

ctrl-f drnuk comes up red

jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link

boss, drinking vitamin water: I WISH THIS WAS BURBOUN

jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link

hoi hoi

lxy, Sunday, 11 January 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

not drunk, but i have just made the most delicious drink:
juice of 1/2 a fresh grapefruit + gin, shaken, over ice.

simple yet wonderful!

tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

apparently this is called a greyhound.

tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

my understanding is that a greyhound = vodka + grapefruit juice

max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link

a cursory google search indicates that my understanding is limited, though not entirely incorrect

max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link

the search told me the same thing, max. my sister told me it was a greyhound.

tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

perhaps it is like a martini, where you can have vodka or gin, but all the cool ppl drink them with gin.

tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

that seems most likely

max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

if you add salt to the rim its a salty dog

max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

grapefruit-based drinks are good when you are sick/getting sick. sort of.

max max max max, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe i will just consider it preemptive. it is the cold and flu season, right? (aka winter)

gin is much more effective on me than it used to be! i have been sipping slowly for 45 min and am all woozy.

tehresa, Friday, 23 January 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i might be drunk when you get home b/c it's time to medicate my cold with whiskey

lxy, Sunday, 8 February 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

oh boy fun!

jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i won't even be able to tell

jergins, Sunday, 8 February 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.morenewmath.com/img/equations/87.gif

lxy, Saturday, 18 April 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

haha
early times?

jergins, Saturday, 18 April 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

how is it possible that i'm drunk on 3 shorties laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

doesn't mean i'm not gonna keep drinking, mind you

lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

stay fresh for tomorrow yo

jergins, Thursday, 2 July 2009 06:34 (fourteen years ago) link

come on now, you know i'm always ready to go again

lxy, Thursday, 2 July 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

neat

jergins, Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

is that how you're drinking them tonight

lxy, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

nah but we outta ice so i joined them with the wine. lol at their drunken boating conversations

jergins, Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

figured but never knew for sure until tonight: mojitos are NAST

jergins, Sunday, 12 July 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

lollllllllllll

lxy, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

haaaa

jergins, Monday, 28 September 2009 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link

jeeeeeeez

jergins, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

drunkrels, eh?

lxy, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

dang speights

jergins, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link

oh haha, the beer regret!

lxy, Thursday, 22 October 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

dang steinlager u good stuff

jergins, Thursday, 22 October 2009 08:44 (fourteen years ago) link


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