dear experts,
who is a bigger trouble-maker: max or estela?
affectionately,lxy
― lxy, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj143/cathy43s_album/trouble.jpg vs http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/ames2024/whatever/c6c43443.png
― al vert (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link
who do you think?
actual answer? grady
― al vert (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link
this morning i saw the image of the virgin mary in a lawn bowling instruction sheet that a friend left here the other night. what does it mean?
yours,lx
― lxy, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
dear lxy,
it means that soon you will have hordes of noisy catholics assembled outside your window eating corn nuts and bobbing hopefully like miis while they offer up rosaries to the holy lawn bowling instruction sheet of seattle.
yours, estela
― estela, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 10:01 (fifteen years ago) link
these are good answers stela
― Ex-pert (max max max max), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
estela
i feel that if im not gracious about this i will end up being the king boy pato of sandbox
― Ex-pert (max max max max), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link
dear max,
guess what?
<3 is what.
― estela, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
what can i do to mend a rift with an ex-expert?
thank you.lxy
― lxy, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link
post pix
― frequa (jergins), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link
^not an expert
― lxy, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link
put the pert back in expert
― frequa (jergins), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i recommend a full reinstatement of expert status plus a sincere proclamation of <3.
<3 (like that), estela
p.s. i see the pert has already been put back in impertinent (in a good way).
― estela, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 07:47 (fifteen years ago) link
thank you, estela.
dear maxpert,
― lxy, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://scoopsnoodle.com/vlog/maxpilgrim.jpghttp://scoopsnoodle.com/vlog/maxpilgrim.jpghttp://scoopsnoodle.com/vlog/maxpilgrim.jpg
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― frequa (jergins), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
This is truly heartwarming!!!!
I love all of you, even Lingbert, and even Grady, who I hugged once. I suspect that in real life this board is probably the most attractive of all ILX boards. I harbor no ill will against any of you and apologize, sincerely, for my mistakes.
Today is a new day, and tomorrow as well. Let us walk together, arm in arm, over the threshold of the present into the gleaming dawn of the future, and neither forget, nor turn back.
With the deepest of love, and greatest affection,
― max max max max, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
aww and haw!
― lxy, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
experts,
most days when i leave down the front steps, and most nights when i come up the front steps, a spider has spun a web across, netting me in the face. this keeps happening. do i kill this spider or what?
thanks,
― jergins, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
dear jergins,
i have a wonderful answer for this at the ready, but i am going to let sweet max have first dibs.
<3, estela
― estela, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
dude just move the spider to a different part of the yard
― Lingbert, Thursday, 2 October 2008 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck you come here and move it yourself!
― frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link
the only living things i'll touch are apples still on a tree and coochie. you know this lingbert.
― frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey Jergins,
Here's the thing: you can kill the spider if you want, but if my mom finds out she's going to be sad, and maybe a little disappointed in you. And I might tell her. You also might consider that maybe the spider is thinking, what is the deal with this guy who keeps ruining my web? You know?
Hope this helps!
Cheers,
― max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd like to hear Estela's answer now if possible.
thanks max!
― frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link
i think you should move to a new house.
― estela, Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link
are you moving?
― max max max max, Thursday, October 2, 2008 3:29 AM (12 minutes ago)
!!!
― estela, Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link
i know, right?
― frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link
oh my god you don't have to actually touch the spider...................just grab a piece of the web it is hanging on to and then pull it behind u like a fucking arachnoid kite.................
then u can just stick it onto an other shrub or some thing........................................
― Lingbert, Thursday, 2 October 2008 05:27 (fifteen years ago) link
you sound quite angry, like a ventomologist.
― estela, Thursday, 2 October 2008 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link
......................................
― Lingbert, Thursday, 2 October 2008 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link
is there an emoticon for mooning? is this it (see below)?
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― lxy, Monday, 13 October 2008 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link
oi. or this maybe:
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― lxy, Monday, 13 October 2008 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link
do you think dr. dre knows how often his name is the answer to a nyt crossword clue?
― lxy, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
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― amon, Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
thats not it
― amon, Sunday, 19 October 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
itt a butt
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― cankles, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 11:24 PM
why, when you look at most read threads, has there sometimes been a big reading stampede on a thread that isn't in new answers? there's times on ilx when about 22 people have in the same hour read an old thread that hasn't been updated in months. is it because the random thread feature isn't completely random? or what? thanking you in advance.
<3estela
― estela, Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
dear estela,
i figured it out. i think it happens when an old thread is linked on a new thread, so a bunch of people look at the old thread but don't add anything to it.
an example: i was just finally catching up on the ile thread 2008 USGE RESULTS THREAD PS GOP U LOST DIXVILLE NOTCH LOL, and saw that our friend eman linked to an old thread on election afternoon, and probably tons of people looked at it but no one posted there, so that's it, right?!
<3, lxy, detective-in-training
― lxy, Saturday, 8 November 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
ps eman was hilarious and awesome in that thread
^that is my expert opinion
― lxy, Saturday, 8 November 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i also think it has to do with googlers, which is why the can i have some simpsons porn thread on ire is always one of the top 50 most threads. which is also really creepy and weird, if true.
― Lingbert, Saturday, 8 November 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
nothing creepy about a millhouse boner, cmon
― jergins, Saturday, 8 November 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
uhh
― lxy, Sunday, 9 November 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
i bet that's it, i think maybe you are a genius and i thank you for curing my puzzlement.
― estela, Sunday, 9 November 2008 13:37 (fifteen years ago) link
XD
― lxy, Monday, 10 November 2008 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link
is being nice worth it?
― jergins, Sunday, 16 November 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link