at pike place market yesterday, one vendor was selling lobster mushrooms for $16/lb
― Lingbert, Saturday, 20 September 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
today i was squirted and splashed with salmon milt from head to toe.
it's too bad no one named bradley was working because then i could have made a milton bradley joke
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i might not be interested in knowing that
― lxy, Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
lol u got fish jizzed
― jergins, Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i went to throw something into the dumpster today, and at the bottom of the dumpster was a box for a pocket pussy. that jerk didn't even put it in recyclables
― Lingbert, Sunday, 21 December 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link
[NOT WORKSAFE]
― lxy, Sunday, 21 December 2008 08:59 (fifteen years ago) link
according to ilx search, this is the first Lingbert post: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&boardid=41&threadid=4315&bookmarkedmessageid=35
― Lingbert, Saturday, 3 January 2009 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link
last night at the bus stop, a homeless guy hung two plastic baggies from different branches on the same tree (he speared the bags with the branches). one bag had candies (a couple hershey's kisses and one other thing) and the other had hotel bathroom toiletries like soap, shampoo, et al.
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link