Russell Brand to host the Brit awards

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Jarvis is probably the most pathetic figure in music these days, I'd say he's overtaken David Van Day in that respect now.

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm expecting Pulp to reform and play "all the songs you know and love" at some point in the next few years.

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought Erin Wahtsername was fairly detestable on this.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link

out of curiosity, why did you all watch it?

I didn't watch it, I watched Bolton-Arsenal. Gilberto's penalty was funnier than anything RB could produce.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Funnily enough, I saw that penalty too. Maybe watching several channels at once *is* all it's cracked up to be.

Expert analysis from the BBC:

Oasis, who took the outstanding contribution to music award, performed several songs.

Standing ovation

Their performance, which was so loud it could be felt under foot, got everyone up dancing, and some were even up on the tables.

Oasis sang a selection of their best hits on stage

Fred Rigele travelled all the way from Austria just to see his idols perform.

"I'm mad for Oasis," he said. "They were the best band today, the whole hall gave them a standing ovation."

There were some that were disappointed with the Gallagher brothers though.

"I thought Liam might have caused a bit of trouble, but no such luck," said Sarah House from Reading.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

jarvis seemed to be attempting a jimmy saville impression and having a pop of sorts at oasis. like brand's sycophantic irony the mixing of messages lead only to confusion and embarrasment for all concerned. he then got mooned at by the fratellis. he, understandably, blanked someone i know years back when they rather tactlessly brought up michael jackson. now... i dunno he seems to be embracing, or at least letting those round him, use it as his main claim to fame.

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Orson were the only truely awful shower of idiots last night. Joss Stone being kind of exempt due to her WTF-ness being a highlight in many ways.
Otherwise everyone was either forgettable, bland or just okay. Russell Brand was just okay, certainly better than previous hosts whose bellowed scripted enthusiasm always echoed into nothingness. He smoothed out the stiltedness of the event as best as anyone could.
Jarvis was alright, the Arctic Monkeys deadpan to the point of sarcastic acceptance speech dressed as Wizard of Oz charecters was alright, Amy Winehouse, looking like a wonky Tim Burton claymation figure, was alright. Er, was that it?
Who are The Fratellis?

Noel Gallagher was good on Newsnight.

― DavidM (DavidM), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I know its been said upthread, but it deserves repeating: Oasis were truly abysmal, Liam's voice is shot, they should just give up. And I thought Liam's acceptance of their trumped up award was disgustingly petulant: "I suppose this'll have to do". What a cunt.

― neil stewart (nstewart), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:07 (seventeen years ago) link

orson! the mika of last year!

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:09 (seventeen years ago) link

noel gallagher on newsnight was like: thatcher was a meanie but for me y'know, i take care of me and my family, and that's it; charity begins at home... dick.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

If you cut the line about Red Bull out, "No Tomorrow" is a pretty great song.

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

thing about "no tomorrow" is how i know i have heard it many, many time but can barely remember it. it's as good as "grace kelly".

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link

And I thought Liam's acceptance of their trumped up award was disgustingly petulant: "I suppose this'll have to do". What a cunt.

I can't help but feel you might have taken this a bit personally

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

one thing about bloor and owaysis winning in 1995 was, however cringily, they did feel appreciably different from the people who always won -- AOR, radio 2, britannia music club stuff; they were in nme and annie lennox was not, etc, blah.

so anyway now oasis are the old cunts, but not even famously 'lippy' songstress lily allen, famously talentless alcoholic amy winehouse and famously shirty dickbags kasabian seem to have anything but blandness to offer against them.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Noel was just saying how being a campaigning rockstar like Thom and Chris Martin "bombarding their audience with depressing images at a rock concert" isn't for him. I don't like Oasis or anything but I agree with what he said.

― DavidM (DavidM), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Did anybody actually manage to raise a laugh intentionally?

Russell got "oh, tut!",

Keith Allen got "I don't get it.. oh hang on Robin Hood, yes he was in it, wasn't he?" laugh slow dissipation.

Joss Stone got big laffs but it doesn't count if you're laffing at your own joke.

Anyone?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yeh but it's like brand presenting. everything is so draped in cool, irony and this weird aggression that it's hard to find a way to disrupt that. all the exit's have already been sealed. it's like donny toruttes on cbb/nevermind the buzzcocks. you can't undermine it cos it is already so far gone itself. i guess there might be another way but you just end up playing an expected part.

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Liam sang like he was swallowing a telegraph pole at the same time!

(OK, so maybe he had a bad throat on the day)

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know if those bands even do that (project images of war on stage etc). but he's ignorant of rock history if he thinks radiohead being into politics is anything new or un-rock-like. apparently john lennon took the occasional stand on issues that interested him.

xpost

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

but also it's not like radiohead force their reluctant fans to put up with it! i'm told they move weight, vinyl-wise -- possibly more than oasis, worldwide.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Winehouse and Kasabian are clever enough not to bite the hand that feeds them, basically.

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

And I thought Liam's acceptance of their trumped up award was disgustingly petulant: "I suppose this'll have to do". What a cunt.

I can't help but feel you might have taken this a bit personally

Not personally, it was just that in a shower of idiocy I thought that really took the biscuit, to mix my metaphors horribly. Liam's "rock 'n roll outlaw" schtick was tired 10 years ago, and is considerably more tired now!

― neil stewart (nstewart), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

It has a bald patch now.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

whilst what, i think, lex might have been getting it that it's kind of pointless to criticize the Brits for being boring (clue they always have been cf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_awards ) on the other hand enrique has a point that at some stage they were a good pointer to more general pop shifts and yes entertaining in that something might "go wrong". it is the fact that the organizers are aware of the second point that made this years show interesting if not entertaining. if you saw the trails what was being advertised was the idea of "danger" that "anything might happen". now i'm not saying i believed the ads but it sort of comes round to Passantino scratching post 2005 - 2007; the rather desperate use of danger and authenticity as a marketing tool. it's like all these signifiers are floating about and no one quite knows what they are doing or really cares. cf jarvis announcing the fratellis as "ice cool indie rock" what the hell does that even mean? the whole thing seemed to strain for relevance that in the end it sort of achieved it. all the battles or whatever have been fought… there’s just heaped helpings of cynical cynicism and safe irony left. it really did capture uk pop in 2007.

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

two progs in one night made lols with the three words 'britney spears vagina'. it's hard to be edgy really, when that's mainstream.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not quite it, but basically what paul said.

i doubt pulp or the other slightly cooler bands who won stuff in the mid-90s sold as many records as amy winehouse or snow patrol or the frankly sinister muse.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Yay Muse! That is the one award they really deserve to win.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw noely g on newsnight and he was an unspeakable thatcherite fucktard.
-- temporary enrique (miltonpinsk...), February 15th, 2007.

details?

― pisces (pisces), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

noel gallagher on newsnight was like: thatcher was a meanie but for me y'know, i take care of me and my family, and that's it; charity begins at home... dick.
-- temporary enrique (miltonpinsk...), February 15th, 2007.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

more general pop shifts and so on, within british music. british music isn't very exciting in any areas at the moment (though i do like winehouse), or at least it's consistently being trumped by foreign acts, so it stands to reason that the brit awards aren't going to be particularly exciting. i don't see this as a problem, at all.

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

wittered on some shit about politics being something you do every five years, it's our fault tony blair is who he is because we 'elected him president' etc etc.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

pulp never actually won! blur / oasis / manics were selling mega units in the mid 90s. the only ones who that point sort of rings true about is bjork and beck winning but they were obv in international catergories so i guess more room for tokenism!

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

what about dubstep, the most thrilling, forward-thinking music in the UK today?

crosspost

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

er i'm kind of talking about music which has any hope at all to be in the charts, here.

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

International categories were fucked up though, I mean which NEW American bands actually made any impact on the British charts in the late 90s? Fun Lovin' Criminals, Eels... that's it. Smashmouth, probably.

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean which NEW American bands actually made any impact on the British charts in the late 90s?

destiny's child.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Lily Allen's great and it's sort of outrageous that she didn't win anything.

xpost: that list of impactful American bands is... stunning.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

in the UK charts in the late '90s, tracer -- i'm drawing blanks, have to say.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Hanson had a massive number one! Backstreet Boys! N*sync!

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

they were all shit.

srsly though, none of them were that impactful, especially not n*sync.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Mmm Bop! is the best song ever!

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Sketchy details of Noel G's state of the nation address:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6364089.stm

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Mmm Bop! is the best song ever!
-- acrobat (kowalski9...), February 15th, 2007.

http://www.cbc.ca/consumers/market/files/health/ritalin/gfx/ritalin_large.jpg

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly though, none of them were that impactful, especially not n*sync.

backstreet boys gave the world the max martin sound which basically ruled pop for a few years, you may have heard of this singer called britney spears for example

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Destiny's Child didn't mean anything until summer 99 over here when "Bills Bills Bills" and that one about bugs menaced the charts, and you'd have a hard time convincing anyone that DC are a 90s band not a 00s one.

N'Sync never went top 10 in the UK until 1999 as well.

xxxxp

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i think you mean max martin gave backstreet boys the max martin sound, and it did not rule pop, it produced some very successful records, mostly for britney, for a couple of years.

xpost

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"backstreet boys gave the world the max martin sound"

gets more wtf every time i read it.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

1999 is the late nineties! Backstreet Boys had a UK no 1 in 99 but had been charting solidly since 1996. Blink 182 didn't break in the uk until 2000! thats only a year before sum 41!

― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

a *lot* of people had #1s in 1999. backstreet boys were just not a big noise in pop music! and anyway they were shit.

Blink 182 didn't break in the uk until 2000! thats only a year before sum 41!

QED

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll give you Backstreet Boys tbh, their chart run from 1996 is pretty impressive. And 1999 is not the late 90s, it's one year of it.

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

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