Don Alphonso by Mike Oldfield.

Poor old Telly - he had the ladies in the palm of his hand, and then he decided to "sing" the follow-up ("You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" - #49 with a comedy 100 TONS weight around its neck).

Not as much as he sang "Who loves yer, baby" in a voice that strained for the top notes that Barry White could do.

Even that wasn't as bad as the "WHO LOVES YA BABY AR-HAR-HAR" interjection two-thirds through the Wurzels' "comedy classic" number one hit "Combine Harvester Open Brackets Brand New Key Close Brackets Ten Points Dignified Don."