maryland doesn't have mayhem but it completes the acronym for the common law felonies
MurderRobbery
&
ManslaughterRapeSodomy
LarcenyArsonMayhemBurglary
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
lady said "good morning baby!"
did you like it? me, i love shit like that to a possibly unreasonable degree.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i used to secretly like it when the ppl in my puerto rican neighborhood called me mami.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it caused me to have a silly grin for an entire block lol
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
another time i had to go to a ups drop box that is inside a state office building so you have to show your id and the lady at the desk looked at my license and said "awwww you look like a little kid!" and she showed it to the other security guard who went "HAAAAAA" and i acted embarrassed and i was like "but that's what i look like..." but i was also giggling to myself
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link
:):):)
one time last summer this dapper old man (straw boater, seersucker jacket, white shirt and pants, bow tie) said, "heyyyy, you're CUTE!" because i was wearing a 50s-ish skirt and top.
it was kind of the best thing that ever happened.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
following the example of MY LAWYER, i had ice cream for breakfast
― lxy, Saturday, 1 August 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
cheesecake is one of my favourite breakfast foods
― smoove operator, Saturday, 1 August 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
aw
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g260/marvelloustone/Lawine_2009totem.gif
― avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
As I ride beside Katherine, a newfound friend of only a few days, stark naked on a rental bike, a man on the side of the street drops his pants in solidarity, clapping slowly as we jiggle by.
― jergins, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
jammin 2 the message is MORE
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 08:14 (fourteen years ago) link
can one of you secretly unban me from 1p3? fascist grudge banning is retarded
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
you know i would if i could.
― estela, Sunday, 20 September 2009 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link
:)
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/fairy.jpg
― te,he (tehresa), Monday, 21 September 2009 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link
it's true, you're a fairy!
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 21 September 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link
how come board mods can't check number of sbs anymore ;_;
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 21 September 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe there should be a subtle sandbox/1p3 war that is so subtle only the sandbox knows it is even happening; the sandbox army should be excruicatingly polite as it goes about its barbed business. the main trouble with this idea is that i like 1p3 so i could end up switching sides and then in the end everyone will turn on me and i will have to move to the cape which has its moments but not enough.
― estela, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
what type of barbed business would we carry out?
― spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/187734/187734-ab0-00co_full.jpg
― unregistered, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i generally favour a faint aggravating scritch over a deep blood drawing scratch.
― estela, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
ts: scritch v. scratch
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link
scritch.
― estela, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link
im a pacifist
― max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link
im a pacificist.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link
thats not a thing
― max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link
you're not a thing.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link
touché
― max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/dibujopdf.jpg
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xKCH2IWimP8/Suxl21-ih2I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/lDehkzdn9w0/s400/Leopold+F+word.jpg
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― lxy, Sunday, 1 November 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
well
― jergins, Sunday, 1 November 2009 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link
found inside the cover of This Side of Paradise
27.11.70
Dear Vanessa,Much love and best wishes for always. Love,Kate xxx
― jergins, Monday, 9 November 2009 06:56 (fourteen years ago) link
the emphasis was on dancey dub, if that makes sense. The bass vibrated right through my cock during a mid-set piss in the bog halfway up the stairs. What a sound system!
― jergins, Monday, 9 November 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link
from a website i just found and kind of love http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/
http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksfyd7TS411qa2fy3o1_500.jpg
dalip and rummy
― lxy, Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
omg look at these beautiful people
http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse0i6hi011qa2fy3o1_500.jpg
do you guys remember the scandal lady from my work? she just invited me to happy hour.
― lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm sorry to have to admit this but i think of her often.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
you should go to happy hour and have some drinks and then confide that i think of her often.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, you!
i hope your thoughts are of a sympathetic nature, she needs it, the poor nutty thing.
― lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
in my vision she has thin hair and crooked lipstick.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
and she has lost one of her gloves.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
not far off
― jergins, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i think she has lost more than a glove if you know what i am saying
― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
your vision is spot on in its spirit.
she's like a helium balloon tied to a not-quite-heavy-enough weight.
― lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link
a string mop turned upside down.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
she's a sad, sad case.
she has just recently returned from a sudden 3 month leave. no one knows why.
the terrible stuckush guy who fucked up the birthday card ran into her during her absence and asked, "is there another scandal??!" and then he told someone about it. can you imagine asking such a stupid question and then talking about it?? jesus!
― lxy, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
when hopeless ran into hapless.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i forgot what the scandal was
― max max max max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link