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my friend kyle sent me a picture of a bug he captured in his kitchen, i think it's brilliant

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ahhhhh i'm scared of it

i like that bug a lot and i normally eschew all bugs.

EB brought me an ad for "loungers," she said it made her think of me. wtf?

(for those of you who don't know, a lounger is basically a polyester muumuu, but i've just dubbed it a "summer slanket.")

estela why are you chewing all bugs

htfo max you big ratbag jk

my parents have a cat called ratbag

Oh, estela <3

idkwtptsiph: jergins, i like your most recent display name.

smoove is telling me about "ratbag," saying "it was evidently born to some tomcat's bitch."

ratbag is a good name for a cat from taranaki.

what does htfo mean?!

help the fuck out

hey

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genuine aw

was laughing so hard at her in that bag

the fucking neighbors are doing thursday night sing-song again and some terrible singer girl is doing that one indigo girls song, and when i say terrible i mean TERRIBLE.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i can even hear her from indoors. now she's singing some goddamn simon and garfunkle bullshit.

those people make me hate everything.

omg that is horrible. tell them to take it to a karaoke bar jeeeeze

i think it's stopped. thank fuck.

those people are such assholes. i'd rather have breakfast with 10 loud chewers than have breakfast with them.

they're all "ooh we have nice people over and do sing-alongs and use cloth shopping bags and we belong to the neighborhood committee" and yet they never never never even acknowledge their actual neighbors.

except, that is, the day the man came snooping around to see what i was painting (though he didn't even care once he found out), and then it came out that he thought i'd just moved in. 12 years, dickhead. i've lived here 12 fucking years you self-involved prisspot.

and since then he's gone right back to ignoring me.

(lol at me, they piss me off so much i get all up in arms every time i think about them.)

take a deep breath and do your best not to bludgeon your neighbor to death with his own "welcome friends" door plaque.

I don't have any hard feelings toward the type of neighbors who have very little interaction with you because they're intensely private/shy. but these people sound like the smuggest, most self-congratulatory bastahds on earth, so I feel for you.

lxy, i can come over and set some booby traps if you want. they'll never know who it was!

yes, ur, that's exactly what they are. well stated.

t, if they got booby trapped one of their song-singing friends would probably organize some motherfucking goddamn candle-in-the-window/flag-at-half-mast/potluck-at-the-turnaround kind of bullshit, so best leave them to their healthy tediousness, i think.

but thank you for your support!

i was leaving for my evening promenade and saw some ladies walk by with balloons and thought, hey, that's nice! and then when i went outside they had left them by my front door!

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i use cloth shopping bags :(

i think i know about this type of people though

i want to evangelize about reusable bags but i won't

i love them. my two good sturdy fit-lots bags, they're both from Providence

yeah i walk to the grocery store, i don't know how i did it without them before. they fit so much and you can put them on your shoulders and no more cabinets full of plastic bags i will never reuse.

nothing in the world wrong with cloth bags, i'm all for them, use them all the time. despite those self-righteous fuckers across the street giving them a bad name.

now that they've ruined the indigo girls for me

i bet sunday they'll crank up and laugh like hyenas at wait wait don't tell me

yeah i walk to the grocery store, i don't know how i did it without them before. they fit so much and you can put them on your shoulders and no more cabinets full of plastic bags i will never reuse.

this x1000!

i also like wait wait don't tell me but i listen to it quietly on my ipod?
:(

those neighbors are too busy strumming folk tunes on their mandolins to listen to radio programs.

"neighbors."

i don't use cloth bags

you should, i was skeptical at first but it really improved my life

frankly i can't imagine t.sila grocery shopping to begin with

they do sell gin at safeway in CA

wait really?
why was this fact not mentioned when i was looking for places to live?

you can buy hard liquor just about anywhere around here

i thought they only did that in sad places like michigan

they sell "gin" at grocery stores in ohio but it's like 20% abv

you should, i was skeptical at first but it really improved my life

i get paper bags, the kind with the handles. i use them for garbage bags

frankly i can't imagine t.sila grocery shopping to begin with

the internet makes me lol sometimes. i am a very informed shopper, dating back to my high school supermarket gig.

they do sell gin at safeway in CA

safeway in cali is called Vons iirc. it is a shitty store and i never go there. i buy my gin @ trader joe's - 18.99 for 750ml of tanq/bombay sapphire. my wife started drinking gin again so i go thru 1 1/2 bottles per week

Dang, I just bought 750 of tanq for 22.95 :(

at least you don't have to share yours with ms. silaviver.

i am very generous with my booze fyi

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<3 xp

i miss californias policy of selling booze everywhere

i am outraged, on account of the terrible guy referenced above. he moved to a new office (which is wonderful), but before leaving he sent a gushing email about how there was such a surplus in the coffee fund, so there was $100 worth of coffee/sugar/creamer and coffee would be free for the foreseeable future. then he abolished the coffee donation program and jacked almost all of the supplies when he left.

my blood is boiling.

what a complete fucking dick.

i hate him so so so much.

i would chase him

chase him to his stupid new office, then yell at him, and steal back the coffee supplies, although technically it wouldn't be stealing bc they are not his.

conferencesux

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May 5 (1 day ago)

to Lxy
http://www.communichi.org/this-is-your-brain-on-smart-meters/

9:54 AM (11 hours ago)

to Lxy
Poly Speed Dating was created by Luke and Pepper in San Francisco. It’s speed dating with a turbo charge of inclusivity. There is no reason that the complexities of our non-monogamous lifestyles should prevent us from engaging in the celebrated act of speed dating. Using a complex algorithm hand tailored for your satisfaction we can make this dream a reality. Our speed dating system will take into account gender preferences, individual/group preference, age ranges and kinkiness. All sexualities, genders and hair colors are welcome.

all hair colors? that's good bc no one has the same color hair as me

what word would best describe your hair's color

ftr i have had my eyes described as 'pond-colored'

LikkitP ‏@LikkitP 5m

End Leaf blower Violence Now

ppl cannot decide if i have blond hair or brown? i mean it's blond but dark blond. it's like gold sometimes. it can be dull or shiny depending if my mood is dull or shiny.

that is an excellent skill for your hair to have!

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my hair is the color of a sandy beach

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maybe the kind of sand on a lake though, not by the ocean

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LOL

hi sandboxies, i am glad you are around sometimes

only sometimes?

i am always glad you are around! but you are only around sometimes

I think the most annoying thing to me about cell phones is the number of cases where defiantly is used instead of definitely, but when I think about things happening defiantly I always giggle a lil.

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q: if you login to ilx after 3 years and your bookmarks take up an entire page of your browser is it better to just pretend it never happened?

poll the bookmarks and let us tell u which to bother with

maybe i should create new name and come back covert, without past bookmark baggage. or just not.

What do you miss about it? And what do you recall liking least about it? Both are still there.

not even tbh

I don't know I was just bored or something. Mostly wondering what people are up to and needing inspiration for nutrition naziing and noise living?

all are welcome on i love baseball

no hurling tho

tza, come hang out in ILS!

oh I had a hurling pic to share

http://media.balls.ie/uploads/2015/06/23192641/callananteeth.jpg

while it may be in my blood, I have nothing to say about baseball.

smoove, what's up on ils these days? I need more style in my life.

but I also need to spend less time in front of screens :(

so. many. threads.

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it's almost a time capsule.

delete them all except 'whiskey' and 'horseshoe & harbl'

no lie that was my exact thought

at that point, I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink

got some rum yesterday in honor of lxy

Defendant was convicted of bastardy. The Criminal Court of Baltimore, S. Ralph Warnken, J., entered judgment adverse to defendant, and he appealed. The Court of Appeals, Hammond, J., held that where Criminal Court could properly have found, as it did, from evidence of witnesses other than mother of child and her husband that mother and her husband did not have intercourse at time when, under the laws of nature, the child must have been conceived, mother was competent to testify that she had had relations with defendant, that he was the father of the child, what he said and did after he knew that she was pregnant, and her reasons and her husband's reasons for marrying.

my stepmother, who wanted my parents' marriage to be annulled, once assured me that such a step would not make me a bastard

you are convicted of bastardy

this will go down on my permanent record

under the laws of nature

https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucitsrh/?sl=PEACH419003001

hey looks like a pretty good deal

friend of mine (whom lxy & jergins have met!) and i were discussing if there were any good places left in the world

i said well, this group of friends (tbf i used the word 'coterie'; i was drunk) i'm in is kinda obsessed with the faroes, but you have to learn faroese and i don't think just looming and bellowing 'ach!' are gonna cut it

now he seems vaguely worried that i've joined a cult

awww lol! i like them so much. that was fun, wasn't it? they should join our coterie/cult.

Hello,
I am Ms Rita, I would like to know you. I have important things to share with you on a very serious note.