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because some things don't have a place and so need a place but it should be a place everyone can see

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 04:17 (ten years ago) link

my friend kyle sent me a picture of a bug he captured in his kitchen, i think it's brilliant

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2458/3656325970_7ec4e8f9eb_m.jpg

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 04:20 (ten years ago) link

ahhhhh i'm scared of it

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 11:45 (ten years ago) link

i like that bug a lot and i normally eschew all bugs.

estela, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 14:20 (ten years ago) link

EB brought me an ad for "loungers," she said it made her think of me. wtf?

(for those of you who don't know, a lounger is basically a polyester muumuu, but i've just dubbed it a "summer slanket.")

lxy, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:06 (ten years ago) link

estela why are you chewing all bugs

max max max max, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:43 (ten years ago) link

htfo max you big ratbag jk

estela, Thursday, 25 June 2009 01:14 (ten years ago) link

my parents have a cat called ratbag

smoove operator, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:57 (ten years ago) link

Oh, estela <3

tehersa (tehresa), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:04 (ten years ago) link

idkwtptsiph: jergins, i like your most recent display name.

tehersa (tehresa), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 01:37 (ten years ago) link

smoove is telling me about "ratbag," saying "it was evidently born to some tomcat's bitch."

ytth, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 03:12 (ten years ago) link

ratbag is a good name for a cat from taranaki.

estela, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 03:21 (ten years ago) link

what does htfo mean?!

max max max max, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 11:07 (ten years ago) link

help the fuck out

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 11:31 (ten years ago) link

hey

tehersa (tehresa), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:48 (ten years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/2ryq6a1.jpg

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:36 (ten years ago) link

genuine aw

kwame the boy genius (jergins), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:40 (ten years ago) link

was laughing so hard at her in that bag

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:48 (ten years ago) link

the fucking neighbors are doing thursday night sing-song again and some terrible singer girl is doing that one indigo girls song, and when i say terrible i mean TERRIBLE.

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 04:55 (ten years ago) link

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i can even hear her from indoors. now she's singing some goddamn simon and garfunkle bullshit.

those people make me hate everything.

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 05:00 (ten years ago) link

omg that is horrible. tell them to take it to a karaoke bar jeeeeze

tehersa (tehresa), Friday, 3 July 2009 05:03 (ten years ago) link

i think it's stopped. thank fuck.

those people are such assholes. i'd rather have breakfast with 10 loud chewers than have breakfast with them.

they're all "ooh we have nice people over and do sing-alongs and use cloth shopping bags and we belong to the neighborhood committee" and yet they never never never even acknowledge their actual neighbors.

except, that is, the day the man came snooping around to see what i was painting (though he didn't even care once he found out), and then it came out that he thought i'd just moved in. 12 years, dickhead. i've lived here 12 fucking years you self-involved prisspot.

and since then he's gone right back to ignoring me.

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 05:37 (ten years ago) link

(lol at me, they piss me off so much i get all up in arms every time i think about them.)

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 05:38 (ten years ago) link

take a deep breath and do your best not to bludgeon your neighbor to death with his own "welcome friends" door plaque.

I don't have any hard feelings toward the type of neighbors who have very little interaction with you because they're intensely private/shy. but these people sound like the smuggest, most self-congratulatory bastahds on earth, so I feel for you.

unregistered, Friday, 3 July 2009 06:01 (ten years ago) link

lxy, i can come over and set some booby traps if you want. they'll never know who it was!

tehersa (tehresa), Friday, 3 July 2009 06:03 (ten years ago) link

yes, ur, that's exactly what they are. well stated.

t, if they got booby trapped one of their song-singing friends would probably organize some motherfucking goddamn candle-in-the-window/flag-at-half-mast/potluck-at-the-turnaround kind of bullshit, so best leave them to their healthy tediousness, i think.

but thank you for your support!

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 06:16 (ten years ago) link

i was leaving for my evening promenade and saw some ladies walk by with balloons and thought, hey, that's nice! and then when i went outside they had left them by my front door!

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/102_9141.jpg

tehersa (tehresa), Friday, 3 July 2009 07:37 (ten years ago) link

i use cloth shopping bags :(

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 10:35 (ten years ago) link

i think i know about this type of people though

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 10:38 (ten years ago) link

i want to evangelize about reusable bags but i won't

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 10:40 (ten years ago) link

i love them. my two good sturdy fit-lots bags, they're both from Providence

jergins, Friday, 3 July 2009 12:53 (ten years ago) link

yeah i walk to the grocery store, i don't know how i did it without them before. they fit so much and you can put them on your shoulders and no more cabinets full of plastic bags i will never reuse.

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 12:59 (ten years ago) link

nothing in the world wrong with cloth bags, i'm all for them, use them all the time. despite those self-righteous fuckers across the street giving them a bad name.

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 14:13 (ten years ago) link

now that they've ruined the indigo girls for me

i bet sunday they'll crank up and laugh like hyenas at wait wait don't tell me

jergins, Friday, 3 July 2009 14:33 (ten years ago) link

yeah i walk to the grocery store, i don't know how i did it without them before. they fit so much and you can put them on your shoulders and no more cabinets full of plastic bags i will never reuse.

this x1000!

i also like wait wait don't tell me but i listen to it quietly on my ipod?
:(

tehersa (tehresa), Friday, 3 July 2009 19:22 (ten years ago) link

those neighbors are too busy strumming folk tunes on their mandolins to listen to radio programs.

"neighbors."

lxy, Friday, 3 July 2009 21:17 (ten years ago) link

i don't use cloth bags

t. silaviver, Friday, 3 July 2009 21:33 (ten years ago) link

you should, i was skeptical at first but it really improved my life

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 3 July 2009 22:08 (ten years ago) link

frankly i can't imagine t.sila grocery shopping to begin with

lxy, Saturday, 4 July 2009 00:43 (ten years ago) link

they do sell gin at safeway in CA

jergins, Saturday, 4 July 2009 00:48 (ten years ago) link

wait really?
why was this fact not mentioned when i was looking for places to live?

tehersa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:07 (ten years ago) link

you can buy hard liquor just about anywhere around here

smoove operator, Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:12 (ten years ago) link

i thought they only did that in sad places like michigan

tehersa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:15 (ten years ago) link

they sell "gin" at grocery stores in ohio but it's like 20% abv

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:23 (ten years ago) link

you should, i was skeptical at first but it really improved my life

i get paper bags, the kind with the handles. i use them for garbage bags

frankly i can't imagine t.sila grocery shopping to begin with

the internet makes me lol sometimes. i am a very informed shopper, dating back to my high school supermarket gig.

they do sell gin at safeway in CA

safeway in cali is called Vons iirc. it is a shitty store and i never go there. i buy my gin @ trader joe's - 18.99 for 750ml of tanq/bombay sapphire. my wife started drinking gin again so i go thru 1 1/2 bottles per week

t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:29 (ten years ago) link

Dang, I just bought 750 of tanq for 22.95 :(

tehersa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:36 (ten years ago) link

at least you don't have to share yours with ms. silaviver.

estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:40 (ten years ago) link

i am very generous with my booze fyi

t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 03:45 (ten years ago) link

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estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 10:37 (ten years ago) link

<3 xp

estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 10:38 (ten years ago) link

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eboue I, Saturday, 31 December 2011 09:43 (seven years ago) link

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reinheitsgebot.braunschweiger.musikladen (the lubbock babes), Saturday, 31 December 2011 17:14 (seven years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/mj4fv7.jpg

eboue I, Sunday, 1 January 2012 02:30 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

we have an outoftown guest visiting. he's very wonderful but i 'm cold and drunk and tired and... it's hard to be a good host sometimes.

lxy, Monday, 23 January 2012 05:39 (seven years ago) link

my dear dear friend {{{you}}}

jaq, Monday, 23 January 2012 14:28 (seven years ago) link

aw, thank you, jaq.

i think i pulled it off without being too graceless.

lxy, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:03 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

i am outraged, on account of the terrible guy referenced above. he moved to a new office (which is wonderful), but before leaving he sent a gushing email about how there was such a surplus in the coffee fund, so there was $100 worth of coffee/sugar/creamer and coffee would be free for the foreseeable future. then he abolished the coffee donation program and jacked almost all of the supplies when he left.

my blood is boiling.

lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:26 (seven years ago) link

what a complete fucking dick.

lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:26 (seven years ago) link

i hate him so so so much.

lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:27 (seven years ago) link

i would chase him

chase him to his stupid new office, then yell at him, and steal back the coffee supplies, although technically it wouldn't be stealing bc they are not his.

smoove operator, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 17:38 (seven years ago) link

conferencesux

tehresa, Sunday, 10 June 2012 19:39 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

May 5 (1 day ago)

to Lxy
http://www.communichi.org/this-is-your-brain-on-smart-meters/

9:54 AM (11 hours ago)

to Lxy
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jergins, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 04:02 (five years ago) link

all hair colors? that's good bc no one has the same color hair as me

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:40 (five years ago) link

what word would best describe your hair's color

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:47 (five years ago) link

ftr i have had my eyes described as 'pond-colored'

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:18 (five years ago) link

LikkitP ‏@LikkitP 5m

End Leaf blower Violence Now

jergins, Thursday, 8 May 2014 06:46 (five years ago) link

ppl cannot decide if i have blond hair or brown? i mean it's blond but dark blond. it's like gold sometimes. it can be dull or shiny depending if my mood is dull or shiny.

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:03 (five years ago) link

that is an excellent skill for your hair to have!

tehresa, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:18 (five years ago) link

my hair is the color of a sandy beach

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:14 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe the kind of sand on a lake though, not by the ocean

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:14 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lxy, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:33 (five years ago) link

LOL

spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:10 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

hi sandboxies, i am glad you are around sometimes

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 July 2014 02:19 (five years ago) link

only sometimes?

tehresa, Saturday, 5 July 2014 02:25 (five years ago) link

i am always glad you are around! but you are only around sometimes

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 July 2014 03:35 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I think the most annoying thing to me about cell phones is the number of cases where defiantly is used instead of definitely, but when I think about things happening defiantly I always giggle a lil.

tehresa, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 00:50 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...
two months pass...

q: if you login to ilx after 3 years and your bookmarks take up an entire page of your browser is it better to just pretend it never happened?

tehresa, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:59 (four years ago) link

poll the bookmarks and let us tell u which to bother with

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 29 June 2015 22:45 (four years ago) link

maybe i should create new name and come back covert, without past bookmark baggage. or just not.

tehresa, Monday, 29 June 2015 23:47 (four years ago) link

What do you miss about it? And what do you recall liking least about it? Both are still there.

jaq, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 12:00 (four years ago) link

not even tbh

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:48 (four years ago) link

I don't know I was just bored or something. Mostly wondering what people are up to and needing inspiration for nutrition naziing and noise living?

tehresa, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:45 (four years ago) link

all are welcome on i love baseball

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 04:52 (four years ago) link

no hurling tho

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 July 2015 00:41 (four years ago) link

tza, come hang out in ILS!

smoove operator, Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:30 (four years ago) link

oh I had a hurling pic to share

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:55 (four years ago) link

while it may be in my blood, I have nothing to say about baseball.

smoove, what's up on ils these days? I need more style in my life.

but I also need to spend less time in front of screens :(

tehresa, Friday, 3 July 2015 00:24 (four years ago) link

it's almost a time capsule.

tehresa, Friday, 3 July 2015 03:03 (four years ago) link

delete them all except 'whiskey' and 'horseshoe & harbl'

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 July 2015 04:24 (four years ago) link

no lie that was my exact thought

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 4 July 2015 11:36 (four years ago) link

at that point, I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink

tehresa, Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:56 (four years ago) link

got some rum yesterday in honor of lxy

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:18 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Defendant was convicted of bastardy. The Criminal Court of Baltimore, S. Ralph Warnken, J., entered judgment adverse to defendant, and he appealed. The Court of Appeals, Hammond, J., held that where Criminal Court could properly have found, as it did, from evidence of witnesses other than mother of child and her husband that mother and her husband did not have intercourse at time when, under the laws of nature, the child must have been conceived, mother was competent to testify that she had had relations with defendant, that he was the father of the child, what he said and did after he knew that she was pregnant, and her reasons and her husband's reasons for marrying.

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 01:46 (three years ago) link

my stepmother, who wanted my parents' marriage to be annulled, once assured me that such a step would not make me a bastard

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 02:21 (three years ago) link

you are convicted of bastardy

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 11:32 (three years ago) link

this will go down on my permanent record

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:22 (three years ago) link

under the laws of nature

lxy, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:55 (three years ago) link


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