it was a poke omelette with snake venom
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
lol poke salethttp://waynesword.palomar.edu/images/polkwd1b.gif
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
do you have any activated charcoal on hand?
― lxy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link
xp i HOPE those salet leaves have been thrice boiled!!
― lxy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link
oopsssssss
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
that sputtering there at the end makes me nervous harbl
― lxy, Friday, 24 July 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
iirc a handful of of raw bitter almonds will neutralize whatever cyanide you might've ingested. I'm rooting for you!
― unregistered, Friday, 24 July 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
ok i'm going to go to all the food stores asking about raw bitter almonds
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
jk i'm fine. still alive!
this has been a tough day, putting me through the ringer over here!
― jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://blog.usa.gov/roller/govgab/resource/images/ntmryuck.png
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
there was a poke plant (tree?) in front of my house in columbus. it was huge and poisonous. i think i might have seen one the other day here. i am interested in them. a very appalachian plant.
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
i play music with these dudes sometimes, we play crappy bluesrock and it would be unremarkable except that we have this bass: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/Photo0090.jpg
― jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
what do you play jergins
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
the jergaphone?
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link
that bass is amazing.
jergins, i had no idea of your musical talents!!
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i beat the fuck out of the drums
― jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL
― jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link
beating the fuck out of the drums sounds more rage-y than blues-y but what do i know
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
jergins, can we hear your band?
haha no. we haven't recorded anything. it's basically an after-work cover band. i will say this though? where we practice has to be the SWEETEST space ever, a 22000 sq ft warehouse full of props and sets.
― jergaphone, Friday, 24 July 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
can i be yr manager?
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
hell yes girl beat these drunks into su bmission no more solos keep it tight and then gwt us up there onstage in seattles best bars and clubs
― jergins, Friday, 24 July 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
next year: headlining block party
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
i will work my magic
adultery is a misdemeanor subject to a $10 fine
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
k
― jergins, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
that's guaranteed not to be on the exam but at least i know it now
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link
what if youre not the married one? any fine?
― jergins, Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
can you get a buy 2 get 1 free deal?
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
hmm i think common law adultery both parties were guilty but nowadays probably just the married one
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i have all these crimes in my flashcards i think never appear anymore, like seduction: inducing a chaste, unmarried woman to engage in sexual intercourse by promising to marry her
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
well helllllloooo there cutie
― jergins, Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link
no you have to try it on someone "chaste"
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
this morning on the way to the library i said good morning to some old people on a stoop and this lady said "good morning baby!" like i was a kitten or something, or a baby
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
my favorite felony is mayhem, it has something to do with dismembering someone
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
maryland doesn't have mayhem but it completes the acronym for the common law felonies
MurderRobbery
&
ManslaughterRapeSodomy
LarcenyArsonMayhemBurglary
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
lady said "good morning baby!"
did you like it? me, i love shit like that to a possibly unreasonable degree.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i used to secretly like it when the ppl in my puerto rican neighborhood called me mami.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it caused me to have a silly grin for an entire block lol
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
another time i had to go to a ups drop box that is inside a state office building so you have to show your id and the lady at the desk looked at my license and said "awwww you look like a little kid!" and she showed it to the other security guard who went "HAAAAAA" and i acted embarrassed and i was like "but that's what i look like..." but i was also giggling to myself
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link
:):):)
one time last summer this dapper old man (straw boater, seersucker jacket, white shirt and pants, bow tie) said, "heyyyy, you're CUTE!" because i was wearing a 50s-ish skirt and top.
it was kind of the best thing that ever happened.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
following the example of MY LAWYER, i had ice cream for breakfast
― lxy, Saturday, 1 August 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
cheesecake is one of my favourite breakfast foods
― smoove operator, Saturday, 1 August 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
aw
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g260/marvelloustone/Lawine_2009totem.gif
― avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
As I ride beside Katherine, a newfound friend of only a few days, stark naked on a rental bike, a man on the side of the street drops his pants in solidarity, clapping slowly as we jiggle by.
― jergins, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
jammin 2 the message is MORE
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 08:14 (fourteen years ago) link
can one of you secretly unban me from 1p3? fascist grudge banning is retarded
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
you know i would if i could.
― estela, Sunday, 20 September 2009 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link