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i like to put yogurts and fruits in the blender and i just ruined one and wasted a mango by accidentally throwing a peach pit in there and i drank some of it before i realized. peach pits contain cyanide. am i gonna die?

harbl?

i'm still alive

had me worried

i think i'm going to be ok

we are your internet friends
we are holding you close
to our electronic bosom

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I love to put lemon and lime peels in the garbage disposal because grinding them releases a lovely citrus fragrance but once I didn't realize and some tamarind seeds got down there and it made very sad sounds but I think it's feeling better now.

your garbage disposal /= harbs' stomach

harbl, you could take some vitamin B12 as a precaution. But I think you would have to eat a big handful of peach seeds to really have a Mr. Yuck-level problem.

love to put lemon and lime peels in the garbage disposal because grinding them releases a lovely citrus fragrance

this is my favorite part of the day after a night of excessive gin+tonics. Once the hangover is blunted enough the noise is not a factor anymore.

yeah after i dumped it down the drain i realized the pit didn't even really get chopped up. the inside of it was exposed and it tasted kind of bitter but i think i won't end up going into a coma after all

i'm afraid you're going to have to post here more regularly for the amount of time it takes your body to process your smoothie, harbl. say, at least once every half hour until noon tomorrow? so we don't send in the EMTs, you see.

ok i will check in periodically

on behalf of the sandbox community, i thank you.

still alive, eating an omelette

wow back to solid foods already! good for you, harbs! knew you'd pull through!

please don't tell us it's a blowfish omelette garnished with rhubarb leaves

it was a poke omelette with snake venom

lol poke salet
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do you have any activated charcoal on hand?

xp i HOPE those salet leaves have been thrice boiled!!

oopsssssss

that sputtering there at the end makes me nervous harbl

iirc a handful of of raw bitter almonds will neutralize whatever cyanide you might've ingested. I'm rooting for you!

ok i'm going to go to all the food stores asking about raw bitter almonds

jk i'm fine. still alive!

this has been a tough day, putting me through the ringer over here!

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there was a poke plant (tree?) in front of my house in columbus. it was huge and poisonous. i think i might have seen one the other day here. i am interested in them. a very appalachian plant.

i play music with these dudes sometimes, we play crappy bluesrock and it would be unremarkable except that we have this bass: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/Photo0090.jpg

what do you play jergins

the jergaphone?

that bass is amazing.

jergins, i had no idea of your musical talents!!

i beat the fuck out of the drums

the jergaphone?

LOL

beating the fuck out of the drums sounds more rage-y than blues-y but what do i know

jergins, can we hear your band?

haha no. we haven't recorded anything. it's basically an after-work cover band. i will say this though? where we practice has to be the SWEETEST space ever, a 22000 sq ft warehouse full of props and sets.

can i be yr manager?

hell yes girl beat these drunks into su bmission no more solos keep it tight and then gwt us up there onstage in seattles best bars and clubs

next year: headlining block party

i will work my magic

adultery is a misdemeanor subject to a $10 fine

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that's guaranteed not to be on the exam but at least i know it now

what if youre not the married one? any fine?

can you get a buy 2 get 1 free deal?

hmm i think common law adultery both parties were guilty but nowadays probably just the married one

i have all these crimes in my flashcards i think never appear anymore, like seduction: inducing a chaste, unmarried woman to engage in sexual intercourse by promising to marry her

well helllllloooo there cutie