sometimes my brother would refuse to go inside so he waited in the car and my mom would say "you're gonna get stolen. good."
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link
one time my brother released the hand brake and we were rolling down a hilly street towards another car all screaming with excitement but then a man we knew was going by and he saw what was happening so he opened the door and put on the brake.
― estela, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
sounds like something jergins would do
― max max max max, Saturday, 4 July 2009 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha i wish there was a young girls' novel about estela and her brother's childhood hijinks that would later be made into a cute summer movie.
― tehersa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 July 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
my kiddies are preschoolers, hence their disinclination to listen to me
― t. silaviver, Saturday, 4 July 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link
i like the sound of these tiny little silavivers running amok.
― estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link
i used to teach 3 and 4 year olds. the idea that they will listen to what an adult says, let alone DO what an adult says, is pretty lollable
― jergins, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm sure they'll become very good listeners once they become school-aged
― lxy, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link
actually when i worked w the lil ones for schooltime at the arts center, i found the 3-6 year olds were super well behaved. older than that you start having to restrain yourself from wanting to shake the little smug, satisfied grins off their faces.
― tehersa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link
when my nephew was three and in my charge he stole a packet of tic tacs and hid them in the tiny pocket of his tiny shorts, they fitted exactly, but i caught him because he rattled when we ran and when i said, wherever did those come from, he said, the fat boy at the shop gave them to me, and then our friend who was visiting from london turned glum and said, i was the fat boy at my parents' shop.
― estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
haha
i've never hated a person as much as i hated this little boy Yuya Mizukami (need to put him on the call a random person a cockfarmer thread. in 20 years he might find it). Age 3, biggest little shit i've ever met. he and i, we had a private english lesson, and it was a battle of the wills
― jergins, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link
just one lesson?
― estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link
no, 24. once a week
― jergins, Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:23 (fifteen years ago) link
that is a lot of lessons.
― tehersa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link
23 too many in this case.
― estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
the littlest cockfarmer
― lxy, Sunday, 5 July 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!
― estela, Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link
t. silaviver do you like cooking also? what about ironing?
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
wdyll mopping
― alex hart jr. (jergins), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
are you a house-husband
― lxy, Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
do you know where i can get a house-husband
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
i am asking because i am on a campaign to stop people ironing. if enough people refuse to iron maybe they will stop producing clothes that require ironing because is there anything more useless and backward and frustrating than ironing
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm not sure i follow your reasoning. will your house-husband wage this campaign for you? or will he do your ironing while you wage the campaign yourself? what will you do with him once you've put sunbeam out of business?
i kind of like ironing.
― lxy, Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link
oh i meant xpi don't really have a campaign i just hate ironing
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link
i hate ironing and don't do it, unless i'm going to a wedding or job interview
i am sort of a house husband at the moment
cooking i'm sort of neutral on - when i feel relaxed and have lots of free time i enjoy it, but as a daily chore i hate it
we should reopen my "ask me a question thread" at this point
― t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i am a neat freak and my wife takes full advantage of that
― t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link
i like cooking very muchi am ok at cleaning though i can make a lot of clutter. i have a lot of cluttery interests. but being in a cluttery place makes me go kind of crazy so i don't let it get too bad. also cleaning some stuff is really cathartic! like bathtubs!
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
harbl when are you coming to visit?
― lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link
i sense a trap
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link
oh no, nothing like that! i just want to make sure everything's spic n' span for you. truly!
(does anyone have a large jar -- say about 5'9.75" tall -- and some plastic sheeting i can borrow?)
― lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link
the harbl jar
― t. silaviver, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
someday maybe i will visit for just long enough to get my height marked in the doorframe
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
i was just thinking about that.
― estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.
― estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link
lazy out loud
― estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
uhh
― estela, Sunday, July 5, 2009 5:58 PM
i think maybe there's a joke i'm not getting, but this just sounds plain dirty!
― lxy, Monday, 6 July 2009 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link
it sounds terrible.
― estela, Monday, 6 July 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link
did we not do this? i see how important i am.
i wanted to say:
― tehersa (tehresa), Monday, 6 July 2009 09:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i remembered:*
― tehersa (tehresa), Monday, 6 July 2009 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
it was a miniature sandbox fap, just a test run
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2009 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
whoa "4 months pass..." !!
has anyone else revived an old thread in the last while? i was totally confused at first.
awesome, keith! <3 u, as always.
― lxy, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link
i am afraid the across-the-streeters are going to sing again tonight.
― lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm gonna crank my music now as a pre-emptive strike. then it won't be too asshole when i turn it up after they start to sing. right? cuz, you know, i started my music first.
― lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
though i don't know why i'm worried about being asshole to them anyway.
i'm hitting them with my schaffel stick they won't even know what to do
― lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link
it started
― lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Godspeed, dear lxy!
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 10 July 2009 05:17 (fifteen years ago) link
::)) thank you, txa.
it's over and i managed to avoid the majority of the horror by moving to the (formerly daisy's) stoop in back. also they were indoors this time so, though their door was left open, most of the caterwauling stayed in their house.
― lxy, Friday, 10 July 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link
i <3 u glowering on the back stoop.
― estela, Friday, 10 July 2009 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link