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on the other hand, i hate shopping in drug stores and my wife loves them (stereotypical girlie thing?)

how old are your kids, revivalis.t?

i was SO bad in the grocery store when i was a kid. my brother was worse though. also we always made my mom buy us a donut.

we were never allowed to go inside, we had to wait in the car.

sometimes my brother would refuse to go inside so he waited in the car and my mom would say "you're gonna get stolen. good."

one time my brother released the hand brake and we were rolling down a hilly street towards another car all screaming with excitement but then a man we knew was going by and he saw what was happening so he opened the door and put on the brake.

sounds like something jergins would do

hahaha i wish there was a young girls' novel about estela and her brother's childhood hijinks that would later be made into a cute summer movie.

my kiddies are preschoolers, hence their disinclination to listen to me

i like the sound of these tiny little silavivers running amok.

i used to teach 3 and 4 year olds. the idea that they will listen to what an adult says, let alone DO what an adult says, is pretty lollable

i'm sure they'll become very good listeners once they become school-aged

actually when i worked w the lil ones for schooltime at the arts center, i found the 3-6 year olds were super well behaved. older than that you start having to restrain yourself from wanting to shake the little smug, satisfied grins off their faces.

when my nephew was three and in my charge he stole a packet of tic tacs and hid them in the tiny pocket of his tiny shorts, they fitted exactly, but i caught him because he rattled when we ran and when i said, wherever did those come from, he said, the fat boy at the shop gave them to me, and then our friend who was visiting from london turned glum and said, i was the fat boy at my parents' shop.

haha

i've never hated a person as much as i hated this little boy Yuya Mizukami (need to put him on the call a random person a cockfarmer thread. in 20 years he might find it). Age 3, biggest little shit i've ever met. he and i, we had a private english lesson, and it was a battle of the wills

just one lesson?

no, 24. once a week

that is a lot of lessons.

23 too many in this case.

the littlest cockfarmer

!!!

t. silaviver do you like cooking also? what about ironing?

wdyll mopping

are you a house-husband

do you know where i can get a house-husband

i am asking because i am on a campaign to stop people ironing. if enough people refuse to iron maybe they will stop producing clothes that require ironing because is there anything more useless and backward and frustrating than ironing

i'm not sure i follow your reasoning. will your house-husband wage this campaign for you? or will he do your ironing while you wage the campaign yourself? what will you do with him once you've put sunbeam out of business?

i kind of like ironing.

oh i meant xp
i don't really have a campaign i just hate ironing

i hate ironing and don't do it, unless i'm going to a wedding or job interview

i am sort of a house husband at the moment

cooking i'm sort of neutral on - when i feel relaxed and have lots of free time i enjoy it, but as a daily chore i hate it

we should reopen my "ask me a question thread" at this point

i am a neat freak and my wife takes full advantage of that

i like cooking very much
i am ok at cleaning though i can make a lot of clutter. i have a lot of cluttery interests. but being in a cluttery place makes me go kind of crazy so i don't let it get too bad. also cleaning some stuff is really cathartic! like bathtubs!

harbl when are you coming to visit?

i sense a trap

oh no, nothing like that! i just want to make sure everything's spic n' span for you. truly!

(does anyone have a large jar -- say about 5'9.75" tall -- and some plastic sheeting i can borrow?)

the harbl jar

someday maybe i will visit for just long enough to get my height marked in the doorframe

i was just thinking about that.

maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.

we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol

lazy out loud

uhh

maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.

― estela, Sunday, July 5, 2009 5:58 PM

i think maybe there's a joke i'm not getting, but this just sounds plain dirty!

it sounds terrible.

we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol

did we not do this? i see how important i am.

i wanted to say:

• i love cooking
• i hate ironing and it weirds me out when boys iron more than me (which is also like, job interviews lol)
• something else i forgot

i remembered:*

• as my age advances, i have become increasingly concerned about tidiness in my home space. the reason i remembered this was bc my friend is visiting and i think it is grace training or something because i am constantly being tested to keep cool in the face of domestic disasters such as: spadgetty sauce all over my stove (ay!!!!) and like,is it that hard to wipe up the water you splash all over the bathroom sink that i cleaned before your arrival?
• harbl, i also find bathtub cleaning cathartic! in fact, even in my younger, messier days, bathtubs and toilets were the things i always insisted remained clean (a good thing, i think).
• not having a tv but still being unemployed makes me miss being able to watch the martha show at 11am every morning.

it was a miniature sandbox fap, just a test run

whoa "4 months pass..." !!

has anyone else revived an old thread in the last while? i was totally confused at first.

awesome, keith! <3 u, as always.

i am afraid the across-the-streeters are going to sing again tonight.

i'm gonna crank my music now as a pre-emptive strike. then it won't be too asshole when i turn it up after they start to sing. right? cuz, you know, i started my music first.

though i don't know why i'm worried about being asshole to them anyway.

i'm hitting them with my schaffel stick they won't even know what to do