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it does

lxy, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

fucking hate the bus

jergins, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

pick up 43/44

lxy, Thursday, 13 September 2007 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

timetable and route map for the 82, the answer to our prayers. print!

jergins, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

43 leaves broadway and john and turns into the 44 at these times

12:24am
12:44am
1:14am

jergins, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ don't know if that M-F or all days

jergins, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

jergs, i picked up the 358 schedule for you. plz remind me to get it out my bag, yo

lxy, Saturday, 15 September 2007 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

the bus totally did not sux last night. hurray!

lxy, Saturday, 15 September 2007 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

people on the bus are C R A Z Y

this morning:

a shaky old guy with a mechanical "barking" dog (he was taking it to a priest)
the narcoleptic
a woman who called her daughter to interrogate her about what she was wearing to school (it was really quite funny, and somehow sweet)
a lot of people who took up more than their share of space

there was also a beautiful redhead with an overbite -- you would love her

lxy, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

yaow

jergins, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i cried on the bus today, a little bit, because
NR.
weird, huh?

lxy, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

i just remembered the youth on the bus who asked us if he smelled.

jergins, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 06:29 (eleven years ago) link

aww, he was cute.

still, though, the bus sux.

lxy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

nevertheless i am fixing to get on it.

lxy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

BUUUUUUUUUUUUSSUUUUUUUUUUUUX

lxy, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah

jergins, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

people are fucking weird. that's all i have to say on this subject.

lxy, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

Give 'em the muzak.

lxy, Thursday, 8 November 2007 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

The number 4 bus is fucking rubbish!

jergins, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

man with infected eye staring at me on the bus: DON'T STARE AT ME ON THE BUS

jergins, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hey worthwhile chart of metro's busiest routes http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2169/2529555618_0aca3de849_b.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

go 48!

lxy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

gross

jergins, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

i like graffiti more than most sure but that scratching on the windows so i can't see anything is bullshit

jergins, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

memo to the man in front of me: the zits on the back of your head are shaped like taurus. kudos

jergins, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

a friend took this at her bus stop. the lady was yelling and screaming and stamping around.
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/photo.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 07:19 (eleven years ago) link

haha busstopsux

lxy, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

nonetheless i am fixing to go to it and stand there

jergins, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

and pull your shirt up?

lxy, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

proof that the bus can make anything suck: cute nice big booty girl...taking up part of my seat, no way she couldn't.

jergins, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 07:52 (ten years ago) link

squished in the corner, resenting that ass

jergins, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 07:53 (ten years ago) link

i could never hate the bus even for all the big booties and people that smell sour

harbl, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 18:59 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Driver arrested for selling crack from Metro bus

jergins, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 23:38 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

i just got a txt msg from someone i don't know that says "i'm on a bus"
how should i reply?

― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:29

BUSSUX?

― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:29

lxy, Monday, 27 April 2009 04:28 (ten years ago) link

wouldn't make the bus suck any less but might make the wait better
http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/05/01/15-unusual-and-creative-bus-stops/

jergins, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:27 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

black girl with a blue wig. doesn't exactly suck, just kinda............

jergins, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:38 (ten years ago) link

i will say rhough that there are a goodly number of cuties on the bus

jergins, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 00:49 (ten years ago) link

construction worker in an orange vest drinking a miller high life on this bus, you are the man

jergins, Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:24 (ten years ago) link

Bus crowd at 9 way diff than at 730. Stuckush.

lxy, Friday, 17 July 2009 16:15 (ten years ago) link

BUSSTINX

lxy, Saturday, 18 July 2009 01:37 (ten years ago) link

FUCK THE BUS FUCK IT WHAT A FUCK

jergins, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 17:49 (ten years ago) link

bussux

lxy, Monday, 27 July 2009 14:59 (ten years ago) link

so glad not to ride a bus this AM

jergins, Monday, 27 July 2009 16:20 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

a lady on this bus seems druuuuunk

jergins, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 16:44 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

overheard in the bar; "did you get my text about the guy on the bus?"

lxy, Sunday, 6 September 2009 01:10 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

there is a little emperor on this bussux

lxy, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 00:40 (nine years ago) link

LA bus was only 75 cents!!

jergins, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 02:02 (nine years ago) link

and it didn't really suck that much

jergins, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 02:03 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

long distance bus is a piece of shit

jergins, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 06:29 (nine years ago) link

i sat in back thinking "hey, mothers with babies always sit in front, it makes sense for them" and then she sat down one row in front of me. an hour in a man with down's syndrome got on and sat across from me and became OBSESSED with the baby. for hours. seriously. this poor mother (cute maori girl, chubby, maybe 20, perfect skin) basically had two children to deal with. gaaaaaaaaaa.

also that big bus swinging along canyons and gorges and seascapes on those narrow two lane roads. at least there were no one lane bridges. still, the north island isn't really built up at all either, so it was all back-and-forth middle of nowhere for nearly all the 5 hours.

jergins, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 06:31 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

everyone on this bus is fucking crazy today. also, someone's farty.

lxy, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 00:18 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

dude w bowl cut & buzz lightyear trinket on his backpack strap wearing a red mill shirt

lxy, Friday, 8 October 2010 14:41 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

BUSSUX. it really really does. really a lot. A LOT.

lxy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:24 (six years ago) link

i liked it when i rode the bus with you and we whispered bussux to each other.

estela, Thursday, 25 October 2012 00:46 (six years ago) link

oh yes, that was grand! bus didn't sux so much cuz i was with you. <3

lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:04 (six years ago) link

i tried to get harbl to take the bus to the market but she chose to drive. and she caused some sort of fracas while parking, the details of which slowly were revealed in a most shocking and incomplete manner! <3

lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:08 (six years ago) link

lol, give us some of these details.

estela, Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:11 (six years ago) link

was she driving that big car in the garden that you scowled at while you smoked.

estela, Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:14 (six years ago) link

i was driving that fucking huge old person/cop car and tapped a douchebag's car as i was trying to park on a steep hill, as they are everywhere and the car is too heavy to control. he got out of the car and waved his arms maniacally. his car was not more harmed than it was when the previous 100 people hit him while parking. lxy's car is too large to be harmed. i then realized i was next to a fire hydrant anyway and left.

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:44 (six years ago) link

i drive a very small car at home. i think it weighs 200 lbs.

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:45 (six years ago) link

that story made me lol very much.

estela, Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:24 (six years ago) link

you loved the story as much as i hate that car

lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:34 (six years ago) link

it is egregious!

lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:34 (six years ago) link

maybe i should start a CARSUX thread

lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:36 (six years ago) link

but really it's all worth it for the opportunity to say fracas. especially out loud, which i did just now reading this all aloud to jergins.

lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:39 (six years ago) link

french pronunciation, btw

lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:40 (six years ago) link

you ppl!

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 October 2012 05:43 (six years ago) link

yes sir?

lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:04 (six years ago) link

that car is like a size 18 shoe.

estela, Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:14 (six years ago) link

i don't tap douchebags

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:20 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

wmatasux!!!

tehresa, Sunday, 18 November 2012 17:23 (six years ago) link

tru

mookieproof, Monday, 19 November 2012 02:35 (six years ago) link

and so pricey!

tehresa, Monday, 19 November 2012 14:21 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

the lady next to me, not only can i smell the pee (so bad) i can see it too, dried to her sweatpants. breathing through my mouth and counting the blocks

jergins, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:57 (six years ago) link

lol i can't read and i thought you were saying she was breathing through her mouth and counting the blocks, like out loud

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:34 (six years ago) link

remember we were in the car with the window open and the guy next to us at the light ate a chip in his car like CRUNCH and you closed the window

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:34 (six years ago) link

Lolol

tehresa, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:32 (six years ago) link

haha i think he said, "oh my god," and i can kind of hear it in my head. <3 jerg

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:12 (six years ago) link

this is killing me, it's so jergins!

lxy, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:46 (six years ago) link

i'm still lolling too!

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:48 (six years ago) link

every time i remember this story i lol!

tehresa, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:26 (six years ago) link

five years pass...

Someone just threw a stinkbomb onto this bus wth

jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 00:58 (nine months ago) link

the back doors opened, i heard a loud pop on the street, something got thrown into the bus. the doors closed and i smelled it and everyone covered their mouths until the next stop

jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 05:45 (nine months ago) link

and for a while after tbf

jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 05:46 (nine months ago) link

seven months pass...

The busstop yesterday looked like a crime scene

jergins, Friday, 12 July 2019 03:19 (one month ago) link


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