Two Duelists

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1. dream funny pun
2. dream funny thread about funny pun
3. wake up
4. realize funny pun probably isn't original
5. realize funny pun isn't funny
6. decide to make thread anyway
7. make lame attempt to save self-respect
8. fail

lxy, Monday, 28 May 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

CHECK 1. dream funny pun
CHECK 2. dream funny thread about funny pun
CHECK 3. wake up
CHECK 4. realize funny pun probably isn't original
CHECK 5. realize funny pun isn't funny
CHECK 6. decide to make thread anyway

lxy, Monday, 28 May 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sharpblades.net/uimg/fencing.jpg

CHECK 7. make lame attempt to save self-respect

lxy, Monday, 28 May 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

CHECK 8. fail

lxy, Monday, 28 May 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway, this is a place for your to-do lists.

or pictures of fencers.

lxy, Monday, 28 May 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/1900.jpg

lxy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

look at this again

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfa

and find out what that land art thing outside of vegas is called that i was talking about

jergins, Sunday, 15 July 2007 09:06 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

1. get map
2. remember french
3. buy boots

lxy, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/ModernMechanix/4-1935/dueists.jpg

lxy, Monday, 22 September 2008 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

throw out granola

frequa (jergins), Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man there is a great paul muldoon poem by this title

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

or maybe its not the title

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

here it is, it's called "asra":

The night I wrote your name in biro on my wrist
we would wake before dawn; back to back: duellists

max max max max, Thursday, 2 October 2008 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought it was going to be a poem about granola, but this is better

lxy, Thursday, 2 October 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link


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