(i vacuumed, by the way. hurray me.)
― lxy, Monday, 1 December 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
excusemeiamrightherejeez
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit wrong thread after all that
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link
what i wrote in my report• A few minutes into the second act I was called to the grand lobby. A man had accosted Savor staff, calling them names. I remembered him as soon as I saw him, having shooed him away for smoking too near the door. He’d given me grief at the time, and as I approached I was ready for more. Unsure whether he was a patron or not—my gut said no—I stood over him, asking for a ticket. He was belligerent to begin with, but then I sat down, and the two of us sat there eye to eye and he calmed some. He told me his name, Alan Wallace King, and about his house on Kona. He showed me the secret ID the CIA had given him. When he paused for breath I asked for the ticket he couldn’t provide, the name of the friend he couldn’t come up with. As he talked I turned to head usher Jim, standing with a group, watching me, and hollered out, “WHERE IS SECURITY?” That didn’t faze Alan Wallace King, He kept talking. Five minutes later, an eternity in crazy person time, security showed up, forcefully ejecting Mr. King out of the venue onto the street and into the night. It was then that we found out about the restraining order, and that he was not allowed on Seattle Center grounds. Good night, Mr. King!
― jergins, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link
do you think the cia will be mad that you ejected him?
― max max max max, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
max i don't think he is really a cia agent
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link
ps jergins nice report!
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i guess i misunderstood the story i thought he had a cia id
― max max max max, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link
fresh fires
― jergins, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link
an apple the size of a house
http://post.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2008/12/05/r_1228521626_los_carpinteros.jpg
― jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 01:29 (fifteen years ago) link
a hearse took my parking spot
― jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
empty i hope
― lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a sign
― jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
are you being dire?
― lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
more like end of an era, need to quit my job
― jergins, Saturday, 6 December 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
ah okay, carry on then
― lxy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
"you been smoking sesame seeds."
― jergins, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link
unrelated btw^
― jelky, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link
when i drove in the garage today this man looked up from his motorcycle like he'd never seen another moving vehicle. his mouth hung open.
― jergins, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe he was expecting a hearse
― lxy, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
he reminded me of Laotian villagers that had never seen anything bigger than a tricked-out tuk tuk
― jergins, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
i took my coat to the dry cleaners today. the girl asked what the stain was from. i said i didn't know.
wouldn't you hate that part of the job, asking after stains?
― jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link
it was the kind of thing where i could think of a dozen 'funny' rejoinders after, but was glad to mumble that i didn't know.
― jergins, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link
"semen and mustard obviously"
http://www.alwaysjukin.com/
― jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/lhr-1.jpg
― jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
― jergins, Thursday, 11 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"i know it is very human-like because children cry when it makes angry face."
― lxy, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
adam yamaguchi, the asian-american version of aj benza <3<3 he can be my host any time
― lxy, Friday, 12 December 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
push my cheek
― jergins, Friday, 12 December 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
a midget in a tuxedo just asked me for BofA's 800 number!
― jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link
i happen to have that handy:
800-442-6680
― lxy, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link
so did yahoo answers thank u very much
― jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link
my life's kind of funny when it's not sucking shit
― jergins, Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link
"excuse my breach"
― jelky, Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link
you didn't know where to put it because you couldn't find any threads, huh
― lxy, Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i know where to put this because it's the first thread
― jelky, Sunday, 14 December 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link
a homeless man that had drunk a bottle of aftershave just hugged me
― jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
socotrahttp://jazzkinda.livejournal.com/12164.htmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socotra
― Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
love this one:
http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra35.jpg
― lxy, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
cool pixthe wiki's worth reading. looove islands i've never heard of.
― jergins, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
what a bizarre-looking place. the amazing things you discover via The latest 50 images posted to Live Journal. this was the pic that sucked me in: http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra44.jpg
― Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"The chief products of the island are dates, ghee, tobacco, and fish."http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Ghee_jar.jpg
― Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
PURE COW GHEE
i wonder if that goat's gonna faint.
― tehresa, Monday, 15 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
porch q&a:at what point does gasoline freeze?
internet:Roughly -120 F I say roughly because there are different factors at play, for instance the alcohol content, the content of paraffins, the content of water, leaded, unleaded, octane blah - all have a bearing on the answer.
lxy:we'll freeze before the gas
― jelky, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://awoko.org/
― jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.visual-literacy.org/periodic_table/periodic_table.html
― lxy, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2007/11/17/wpa_eatfruit.jpg
― lxy, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link