my car's radiator blew while i was in line to get my emissions test. not knowing what to do, trapped on all sides, i pretended nothing happened. i might have whistled, even.
FUNNY
― lxy, Sunday, 13 May 2007 06:01 (sixteen years ago) link
it cost $500 to get the car fixed.
NOT FUNNY
― lxy, Sunday, 13 May 2007 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link
http://content.vcommerce.com/products/fullsize/746/4106746.jpg
― jergins, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:04 (sixteen years ago) link
crazy man in a red bull jacket yelling about his ex-wife to the waitress
― jergins, Sunday, 13 May 2007 11:10 (sixteen years ago) link
man in a top hat and tails walking down the street at 1 pm on a sunday
dodgy old neighbor re. the hedge-trimming job: "bastardly."
― lxy, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
dodgy old neighbor re. the fact that he can't eat much any more, while patting his little pot belly: "my stomach's shrunk (not that you can't tell from the outside)!"
― lxy, Sunday, 13 May 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
and cute.
awww
― jergins, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Girl putting me on the guestlist but not telling me, costing me 8 euros
― jergins, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
dodgy old neighbor calling lesbian neighbor "a frigid bitch."
― lxy, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link
because dude you've got a naked mannequin in your front window, and you shout obscenities in the yard. it's not that surprising that someone with a young daughter would feel apprehensive about you.
― lxy, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
naked mannequin in the front window
― lxy, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link
shouting obscenities in the yard
― lxy, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
grocery store doesn't take credit cards
― jergins, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i appear to be a moderator here
― lxy, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Indeed...
― Keith, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
And I can't help but read your post there in the voice of Terence Stamp, in Superman 2.
― lxy, Saturday, 19 May 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
me: you want chicken? there's another pizza with chicken on it, underneath. boss: that's got protein in it, doesn't it? Naw, she got me Pabst Blue Ribbon. A pork chop in every can!
― jergins, Saturday, 16 June 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
― jergins, Saturday, 16 June 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i think about this old question in the sandbox moderator request board every time i look at the boards page:
can we have a TEADRINKLER'S sandbox plz?
because it's
― lxy, Sunday, 17 June 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
teadrinkler. it will always make me laugh.
― lxy, Sunday, 17 June 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
The Aristocrats
― lxy, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
ching chong china
― lxy, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 04:20 (sixteen years ago) link
nice one, gr80
― lxy, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link
? http://dorkyearbook.com/
― lxy, Thursday, 23 April 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://skinnyships.com/files/gimgs/29_things2.jpg
FUNNY and cute
― lxy, Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link